Quick and hilarious jokes, in English, with Chinese translation, please.

An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ."

"Pless , Say it again. Let me take it down. "The mouse said." I will tell a flea what I know. "

An elephant said to a little mouse," You are undoubtedly the smallest and most useless thing I have ever seen. "

"Please say it again and let me write it down." Said the mouse. "I want to tell it to a flea I know.