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Gratitude: 5. Once, Japanese geisha master Kanmi played an ancient hiker in a play. Just as he was about to go on stage, a pupil reminded him, "Master, your sandals are loose." He replied "thank you" and immediately squatted down to tie his shoelaces. When he reached the stage entrance where the protected person could not see, he squatted down again and loosened the shoelaces he had just tied. Obviously, he wants to show the fatigue of a long-distance traveler with loose sandals. A reporter went backstage to interview and saw this scene with his own eyes. He asked Kami, "Why don't you teach that student on the spot? He still doesn't understand the true meaning of acting. " Kami replied, "There are many opportunities to teach students acting skills. On today's occasion, the most important thing is to teach him to learn to appreciate the concern of others. "

6. An Italian female explorer crossed the Taklimakan Desert alone. When she walked out of the desert, she knelt down facing the desert and was silent for a long time. A reporter asked why, and he said sincerely, "I don't think I conquered the desert. I am thanking Taklimakan for letting me pass." Indeed, everything about human beings is endowed by nature. For this world, human beings cannot have the ability to conquer it. On the contrary, what human beings need is a grateful heart, so that human beings can inherit it endlessly.

patriotism

Wu upholds national dignity.

Wu, an old revolutionary, went to Japan to study when he was young. 1On New Year's Day in 904, due to the poverty and weakness of China in the late Qing Dynasty, the Japanese Empire looked down on China and deliberately did not fly the China flag among all the flags. In order to safeguard the dignity of the country and the nation, Wu stepped forward and solemnly proposed to the school on behalf of the students studying in China that they must apologize to the Japanese students immediately and correct their mistakes, otherwise they would hold a strike and hunger strike.

Under the strong pressure of patriotic students from China, the school authorities had to admit their mistakes and apologize.

Andersen broke up with his old friend.

Andersen, a famous Danish fairy tale writer, and Augustinburg, Germany turned out to be good old friends.

1848 Prussia invaded Denmark, which caused great anger of Andersen. Four years later, he went to Germany. Many German friends rushed to the station to meet him. A friend said, "The Duke and Duchess of Augustburg are waiting for you at home. I hope you can meet them. " "I don't want to see them. Four years ago, Augustinburg participated in Prussia's invasion of Denmark. How can I meet this family? " Andersen said angrily. From then on, two old friends broke up.

"Take my heart back to my motherland"

Chopin, a famous Polish composer and pianist, 19 years old was already famous when he graduated from the Conservatory of Music. Later he decided to go abroad for further study. At the farewell party held by friends, friends gave him a silver bottle filled with the soil of the motherland. This silver bottle has been with him 19 years. /kloc-in the autumn of 0/849, Chopin was seriously ill and dying. Before he died, he told his sister who came from Warsaw: "The reactionary Polish government will not allow my body to be transported back to Warsaw, but will bring my soul back to the motherland."

Integrity: Pei Ducheng returns to the jade belt.

Pei Du was a politician in the Tang Dynasty. He was the prime minister of three dynasties. Although he is ugly and short, he is honest.

Since he was a teenager, he has set the purpose of being a man: "As long as you don't bully others, you will definitely achieve something in the future." When Pei Du was fifteen or sixteen, he visited Xiangshan Temple outside the city one autumn. A middle-aged woman who came to the temple to burn incense lost a silk bag, and Pedro picked it up. He waited for his master in front of the temple for two days in a row. Two days later, when the woman took the silk bag from Pei Du, she knelt on the ground and sobbed, "You are really a great benefactor of my family!" " The woman opened the parcel, which contained two jade belts inlaid with pearls. It turns out that this woman is going to use these two things to redeem her father's life. The country is ashamed that you have been wronged and sentenced to death.

Honest Mendelssohn

Queen Victoria of England held a grand reception at Buckingham Palace to welcome the outstanding German composer Mendelssohn.

After Mendelssohn's "Ital Z" was played, the queen praised: "This song alone can prove that you are a genius." Mendelssohn whispered to the queen, "No, that's my sister's work."

It turns out that Fenia is also a musician with deep musical attainments. Italian was written by her. Because several Steve disapproved of a woman's name, they agreed to publish it under the name of Mendelssohn.

Insist on:

During World War II, the Czech writer Fuchik was imprisoned by German fascists. He was tortured black and blue. He was in a coma for several weeks. As soon as he woke up, he asked Klinski, a compassionate prisoner, for a pen and paper and wrote an article on the bed board. Every time I write a chapter, Toklinski secretly takes it out of prison. He endured the pain of his wounds all over, sweating heavily on his forehead, dripping wet the manuscript paper and soaking the bed board, and still insisted on writing. After his sacrifice, his book was published, which is now called "Report under the gallows".

Be discouraged by setbacks

Gai Jiaotian, a famous Peking Opera performer, has a strong will and superb acting skills. Once he broke his left arm in China, his right leg in Lion Building, and later injured his bone by mistake. He didn't lose heart in the face of a series of setbacks. For the sake of art, he resolutely broke the wrong leg bone and reattached the personnel. His indomitable spirit forged his own unique artistic style and genre.

Determined: Tibet famous mountain, future generations.

Sima Qian obeyed his father's last wish when he was young, and was determined to write a history book that could "hide famous mountains and pass them on to future generations". In the seventh year when he started writing this history book, the case of Li Ling happened. Li Ling, the general of the Second Normal University, was defeated and surrendered because he was outnumbered in a war with Xiongnu. Sima Qian defended Li Ling, angered Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, was arrested and imprisoned, and suffered cruel "corruption".

After accepting the model, I tried to commit suicide because of humiliation and pain, but I can think that my ideal of writing history books has not been completed. So I stood up with humiliation and spent 18 years before and after, and finally wrote Historical Records. This masterpiece has 526500 words. Creating a general history of China's biography, with rich and informative historical materials, has always been respected by people. Lu Xun once spoke highly of Historical Records in a very general language: "Historians never sing, and there is no rhyme."

Young Darwin will travel around the world.

Charlie Robert Darwin said to his father when he was 9 years old: I think there must be many mysteries in the world that have not been discovered by people. I will travel around the world and make field trips in the future. To this end, he has been actively preparing. At Chirouze Bury School, the principal called him a "doing nothing" student with dreams.

183 1 year 12.27 Darwin finally boarded the naval research ship beagle and traveled around the world for five years, making a lot of observations and collections in animals, plants and geology. After comprehensive discussion, the concept of biological evolution was formed. 1859, he published the Origin of Species, which shocked the academic circles at that time. The theory of evolution based on natural selection not only shows that species are changeable, but also correctly explains biological adaptability, thus destroying creationism, teleology and species invariance. Later, he published books such as Animal Variation and Family Values, Human Origin and Sexual Selection. This paper systematically describes artificial selection, puts forward the theory of sexual selection and the origin of human beings, and further enriches the content of evolution theory.

Charles Darwin eventually became a famous British naturalist and a pioneer of evolution.

Practice: Lu Xun is responsible for annotation.

Lu Xun translated the novel "Dead Soul" by Nikolai Nikolai Gogol, a famous Russian writer in the19th century, and turned to this sentence: "This is almost like the sculpture of Vinouse who just came out of the bath, but Lu Xun has never seen this sculpture, so he can't figure out the modality and position of the bather. Mr. Lu Xun has always been serious and never careless. He stopped writing and consulted various reference books. I heard that there is an art encyclopedia in Japan with this sculpture. He tried to buy it, but he still found nothing. After unremitting efforts, I finally found the statue, carefully studied the shape of the statue and wrote down my notes.

Li Siguang did the experiment by herself.

Is there geostress in this shell, and whether people living on the earth are directly affected by geostress? There are different opinions on this issue, and there is no conclusion. Li Siguang, a famous geologist in China, believes that scientists should seek truth from facts, and only through experiments can they explain problems. Nearly eighty years old, he personally led his assistant to do field experiments in the suburbs of Beijing, regardless of his weak health. He overcame the discouragement of his assistants and went to the machine in person, holding the cold iron handle, holding his breath, holding the iron handle tightly and keeping a close eye on the change of the instrument value. The results prove the existence of in-situ stress and the test is successful.

Courage: Liu Hulan-style hero

Pan Xinglan is an accountant of Guihua Branch of Dongshi Credit Cooperative in Toujiang County, Hubei Province. 1989 65438+On February 25th, she worked the night shift with Yang Dalan, a cook. In the early morning, two masked gangsters climbed over the wall and robbed with knives. Pan and Yang pledged to defend the property of the credit union with their bare hands. Yang Dalan was stabbed in the back by a gangster, and even cut 9 knives, and died in the line of duty. Pan Xinglan would rather die than give the key and password to the gangster when his left ear was cut off and stabbed more than a dozen times. After she woke up, although her life was dying, she still shouted to report the case with amazing perseverance and helped the public security department to catch the criminal quickly. Two comrades, Yang Dalan and Pan Xinglan, are praised as "Liu Hulan-style heroes", "women's heroes in the 1980s" and "role models for the people of the whole country".

Fight with gangsters and shed blood.

1997165438+1On the morning of October 9, Wang Qingxin, the squad leader of the 82nd branch of the 8734 Armed Police Force, went to leiyang city on business. On the way, four gangsters got on the bus with bright daggers and searched passengers' money unscrupulously. At this time, Wang Qingxin shouted: "Stop it!" The gangster, led by him, casually said, "Soldiers, mind your own business, or you will get no good results!" " "Wang Qingxin said decisively:' Soldiers are not even afraid of death, but they are also afraid of this! "Say that finish, struggling to pounce on a gangster, throw yourself on the seat. At this time, the gangsters headed by Wang Qingxin rushed over and stabbed him twice in the back, bleeding profusely. Seeing that the situation was not good, four gangsters got off the bus and fled (later captured by the local public security department).

After the local people learned the news that the hero saved the United States, 420 people went to the hospital to donate blood for the hero in less than 8 hours 12600 ml.

Goethe's property

Goethe was a great German poet, novelist and playwright. He wrote Faust, Goetz, Young Werther and other world famous works. He never wastes time. Once said: "People who are good at using time will always find plenty of time." He studies hard all day and writes tirelessly. A friend once asked him how much property he had. He wrote on a piece of paper:

How beautiful my industry is,

How wide, how wide!

Time is my property,

My field is time.

Franklin's timetable

Franklin, an American politician and scientist, made a timetable for himself. Get up at five o'clock, plan the day and ask yourself, "What good did I do this day?" 8 am to 1 1, and go to work from 2 pm to 5 pm; At noon 12 to 1 0, read books and have lunch; From 6 o'clock to 9 o'clock in the evening, I have dinner and entertainment, look at my day's work and ask myself, "What good did I do today?"

A friend advised Franklin to say, "Every day, isn't it too hard ..."

"Do you love life?" Franklin waved and interrupted his friend, saying, "Then don't waste time, because time is the material of life."

Legal system: "People's sufferings, funeral March", in the People's Procuratorate of lanshan district, Linyi City, Shandong Province, such slogans can be seen everywhere. "Procuratorial work is not just about punishing crimes, and people's livelihood can't fade out of the prosecutor's field of vision at any time." Tan Changzhi, chief procurator of lanshan district People's Procuratorate, said this.

Nowadays, "handling a case once, serving people's livelihood once" has been deeply rooted in the hearts of all police officers in lanshan district Procuratorate and has become the working concept of this procuratorate.

Since 2007, lanshan district Procuratorate, which is located in the political, economic and cultural center of Yimeng old revolutionary base area, has innovated the mode of procuratorial handling cases and made great efforts to serve and protect people's livelihood. In the investigation of duty crimes, the supervision of civil administrative litigation, the handling of letters and visits, etc., the law enforcement case is integrated with serving the people's livelihood, and the case is handled once and the people's livelihood is served at least once, which deepens the effect of law enforcement case handling. At this point, * * * handled the above three types of cases 157, and handled services based on procuratorial functions.

Touched: moved by Alai, a member of the Central Election Committee: rural education is very important, but it is often ignored; Rural teachers are great, but they should not be forgotten.

Yan Su wrote this affectionate evaluation: the moon and the stars are together, Guilin and Jianfen are together, sunshine and warmth are together, and Guilin and Jianfen are amazing!

Li Guilin and Lu Jianfen (a couple who teach at Cliff Primary School)

Male, 42 years old, a teacher in Pinger Village, Da Qiao Township, Wushi County, Ganluo County, and a native of Yi village.

Female, 4 1 year-old, a substitute teacher in Pinger Village, Da Qiao Township, Wushi, Ganluo County, and a native of Yi village.

Pinger Village, Wushiqiao Township, Ganluo County, is a Yi village on the precipice of Liangshan North Valley. The villagers have to climb five wooden ladders up and down the cliff, and it is extremely difficult to get in and out. The villagers seldom come down from the cliff once a year. It is in such a dangerous environment that Li Guilin and Lu Jianfen, couples from the Han area, took root here in 18, sowed the seeds of knowledge in Yi village, and set up a "ladder" for villagers to get out of Yi village.

1990, when the couple came here, the backwardness and poverty of the villagers deeply shocked the Yi couple. Strong sympathy and national consciousness strengthened Li Guilin's confidence in taking root in Pinger education and won his wife's strong support. He and his wife continued to teach and educate people in 18, and * * * trained 6 students * *149, 22 of whom came from other villages. Li Guilin himself has been rated as an excellent teacher in the county twice.

Pinger, a poor village without culture in the past, has now become a cultural village. The desolation of the past to the great spiritual changes today are inseparable from the hard work of these two teachers. They have propped up a blue sky for education in remote mountainous areas.

2. Touching China Selection Committee member Liu Shuwei: If one party has difficulties, all parties will support it. They and countless people like them have propped up the backbone of China in 2008.

Wang: In the face of the national catastrophe, they announced the arrival of the era of voluntary disaster relief with silent and powerful actions.

Thirteen farmers in Tangshan (peasant brothers who spontaneously went to the disaster area for disaster relief)

Song Zhiyong, Yang Guoming, Yang Dong, Wang Jiaxiang, Wang Deliang, Song Zhixian, Wang Baoguo, Wang Baozhong, Cao Xiujun, Yin Gang, Song Jiufu, Yang Guoping, Wang Jinlong. They are all men. The oldest farmer in Tangshan, Hebei Province is 62 years old and the youngest is 19 years old.

At the beginning of 2008, a severe snowstorm hit the south of China, and Chenzhou, Hunan Province became an island in the ice and snow. Without the call of superiors and organizational requirements, farmers in Tangshan 13, Hebei Province rented a bus on New Year's Eve and came there to participate in disaster relief despite the snow.

These 13 farmers from Group 2, Balipu Village, East of yutian county City, Tangshan City, with their own tools, arrived in emergency headquarters of Chenzhou Electric Power in the morning of the second day of junior high school and became the supernumerary "carrying team" of Hunan Electric Power Installation Engineering Company. Every day, they get up early and step on the snow to carry equipment, materials and poles for emergency repair. On February 23rd, 13 peasant brothers left Chenzhou and returned to their hometown after working for 16 days. Many Chenzhou citizens spontaneously came to see me off after hearing the news. They were also awarded the title of "honorary citizen" by Chenzhou City.

On the afternoon of May 12, after learning of the devastating earthquake in Wenchuan, Sichuan, Song Zhiyong went to Beichuan County, the most severely affected county, after consulting with his brothers 12, and became one of the first volunteers to enter Beichuan. They used the most primitive methods-hammering, steel crowbars, and freehand planing, constantly looking for survivors. Where they are needed, they go. Together with armed police soldiers, they rescued 25 survivors and dug up the bodies of nearly 60 victims.

Jinjing (defending the flame)

Female, 27 years old, disabled fencer, overseas torchbearer of 29th Olympic Games.

At noon on April 7th, local time in France, the torch relay of Beijing Olympic Games started the fifth leg of the global relay in Paris, France. On that day, several Tibetan readers tried to snatch the torch from China torchbearer Jin Jing and interfered with the Beijing Olympic torch relay. Jin Jing, who is in a wheelchair, is fearless in the face of atrocities, holding the torch tightly with both hands and showing pride on her face. Although she was threatened and beaten, the torch in her hand was never taken away.

Jin Jing defended the Olympic spirit with her weak body. This scene touched everyone present.

Moved by the China Organizing Committee to give Jin Jing an award: It was a glorious moment! She blocks cruelty with her weak body and transmits strength with her beautiful smile. She made the whole world understand the sanctity of the Olympic Games and the pride of China people.

Zhang Ruimin, a member of the China Selection Committee, was moved: Jin Jing bravely protected the Olympic torch with her mutilated body, which stems from her deep love for the motherland.

Yan Su, a member of the China Selection Committee, was moved: You are weak, facing fierce feeding. Unyielding dignity is written in the magnificent history books. It is gold and always shines.