Classic quotations of golf aestheticism

Classic quotations of golf aestheticism

Golf is a sport that has gone a long way, which is mixed with disappointment and stagnant arithmetic. The following are the classic and beautiful quotations about golf that I collected for you. Welcome to reading.

1. Even God must practice putting.

2. A wonderful hiking trip was ruined by hitting the ball.

Golf can provide insight into human nature, including your partner and your own.

4. I have a secret that can make you reduce five strokes immediately, and that is: eraser.

Golf is a game that uses childhood toys but enjoys age privilege.

6. What are the difficulties in playing golf? Oh, just iron bars and sticks.

7. Golf is the only sport that won't be punished for digging turf.

I have been playing golf for most of my life, and the rest of my time has been wasted.

9. If I can hit a curve ball that can turn, why can't I hit a straight ball?

10. If a person has a thief in his heart, golf games will drive him away.

1 1. Some people say that golf is like life. Don't trust them. Golf is more complicated than that.

12. If a flagpole is inserted at the summit of Mount Everest, the golfer will still attack it.

Golf is life. If you cannot conquer golf, you cannot conquer life.

14, people will blame fate for accidents, and the only thing they can blame themselves is: hole in one.

15. The reason why professional players teach you not to look up when swinging is because you can't see him snickering.

16, when you are playing golf, you can hardly realize how miserable the outside world is.

17. Golf is a sport that requires a lot of walking, which is mixed with disappointment and hesitation.

18, if a person can hold a knife and fork as well as a golf grip, he will starve to death.

19, if the dry work helps the ball fly, the performance of golf will be far lower than the current record.

20. When the ball hits the audience less and less, I know my skills are getting better and better.

2 1, golf swing is like: you want to put everything in one box at a time.

22. Golf is popular because it is the best sport to take you into the extinct world.

Golf combines two favorite pastimes of Americans: long-distance walking and hitting things with sticks.

24. After playing 18 holes of golf with a person, you know more about him than you did with him for 18 years.

25. Golf is a kind of passion, confusion and romance, which is often related to good trees, sand and water.

26. Sometimes, people with poor skills will be happier. Because he can easily remember a few wonderful balls.

27. Golf is like a silly girl of 18 years old. You know you can't get along with her, but you can't live without her.

28. If I can play a fast-flying baseball, why can't I play a golf ball lying quietly on the ground?

29. If you encounter thunder on the court, just take out your No.1 iron; Even God can't "hit" Tieyi.

30. Golf is played on a fairway that is only five inches wide-it is between your left ear and your right ear.

3 1. Golf is a fascinating sport. It took him nearly forty years to find out that I can't play well!

32. A lady's will: When I die, bury me next to the golf course so that my husband can visit me often!

33. Just as the eyes of middle-aged men are always fixed on the breasts of spice girls, golf balls will also be fixed on ponds and bunkers.

34. When people lose their temper, they often throw their clubs far away. No! You should throw it in front, so that you can walk less.

In a perfect swing flight, I enjoyed the fun that others can only find in poetry or art museums.

36. If your score exceeds 100, you should pay attention to your golf skills. If your score breaks 80, you should pay attention to your company.

37. Golf is like an affair. If you don't face it seriously, it will be boring. It will break your heart if you face it sincerely.

38. Playing golf is like measles. It should start when you are young. If it is delayed to the golden age, the consequences will be very serious.

39. An upright golfer, no matter how angry, should not hit his brother with the No.1 wooden pole. Bunker poles will be more effective!

40. When swinging, first straighten your arm, bend your leg slightly, and the club plane is flush with the ground, then rotate your arm, bend and rise, and finally swing out.

4 1, hit a baseball home run, no matter whether you cross the home run wall from the right, left or middle, no one cares about you. What about golf? The ball can only fly directly over second base.

42. The sun has set and we have left the golf course. Looking at the scattered white balls, I thought that many of them were played by me, so happy!

43. If your partner hits a good shot when he is out of the bunker, don't stand next to him and help him count the shots. If he hits you on the head with a club head, he will be convicted of "lawful homicide" in court.

44. Golf also has strict standards when hitting the ball. If you want to play par, you must first keep your body in a straight line. The straight line formed by feet, hips and shoulders should be parallel to the target line. Knees slightly bent, upper body slightly forward. The body center of gravity is on the foot in front of the ball.

45. We will spend our whole life building such golf courses one by one. When we walk into a real golf course, we may be the elite in the golf course, but in fact, we can find that we have walked out of a rich and solid life.

46. The old man stood on the left side of the square, at a 45-degree angle with the cave in the square, and was desperately hitting a ball as big as a muddy golf ball at the cave with an iron bar in his hand. He sells his strength too much. The ball went in, and he also went to pick it up. When the ball didn't score, he also went to pick it up, picked it up and continued to hit hard.

47. Then I began to practice putting again. Push the ball with the putter and hold it as you want, but you must hold it tightly. The swing amplitude should not be large, how far away from the ball when swinging, and how far away from the original ball position when swinging. I was close to the hole in practice, but I didn't score. One stroke, one type, seems simple, but it is a thousand miles away from doing it.

48. The style of the ball is the life style of people, and the ball is the character. Most of us regard golf as a relaxing pastime, because we are not professional players, so we really don't have to be too serious about playing golf. You can be serious, but always remember that playing ball is to pursue physical and mental happiness, and golf is a happy sport.

49. In the end, I shot 59 shots on the sixth hole. The coach said I played better than she thought. The little girl in our group played seventy-nine shots last time and fifty-nine shots this time. I thought I would hit 79 shots this time, but I hit 59 shots at the same time. I think it was a good fight. I want to call after, but it's over.

On a sunny afternoon, my father, mother and brother came to the golf course. My eyes lit up and I thought, I haven't played for a long time! But I still remember how to find the center line of the club with the club, put the center line on the center line of the right hand, and then translate it to the fingertip. After holding it with four fingers, cover your thumb, hook your left little finger with your right index finger, and hold other fingers.

5 1. The stadium is located on the ground floor of a hotel. I walked into the stadium with great enthusiasm. What impressed me was the endless lawn. There seems to be a small white spot on it. When I walked in, I saw that someone else was playing golf. Road signs such as rice, rice, rice, rice and rice are erected throughout the stadium. I'm fine. They all played five or six balls.

52. Look carefully and forget to play ball. My brother patted me on the shoulder and I just came to my senses. I excitedly put a ball on the carpet. I waved the club and it was empty. The pole is disobedient in my hand. It hits either a little in front of the ball or a little behind it. Even if you hit the ball, it's over the edge and the ball deviates from the direction. I am really anxious in my heart! My brother looked at it and smiled.

Grandpa wants to teach us the important posture of playing ball. First of all, separate your legs a little, not too big, just a few centimeters, and hold your hands lightly. We should bend our backs a little, not too low. We officially started playing, and I followed grandpa's instructions. At this time, I am very happy. But I was too cruel. I hit the innocent grass upside down with a stick. Grandpa said, "Be gentle and try again." That's great. How far away! I tried again, ah, failed again, and I was depressed at this time.

54. I picked up the club and posed, only to hear a bang. The club hit the ground and the ball didn't go out. I called again three times, but I still didn't get it. The last dozen, finally came out. Mom says I don't look like playing golf, but like hoeing. Look at dad, he is also "hoeing" and finally hit a ball. Dad said, "It seems simple, but it's actually very difficult!" My mother and I both laughed. After playing two boxes of balls, the coach praised me for improving my level, not only playing well, but also playing beautifully.

At first, I didn't play well. The wooden tee shot of the first hole and the first three strokes of the No.9 iron behind it didn't hit, only rolled more than five yards. I can hit the ball when I play the fourth hole. After that, I quickly entered the state, and the more I played, the better. But in the last hole, I was afraid that the ball would fall into the water. Because the green is surrounded by lakes, you will fall into the water if you play near or far. I hit hard, crossed the green and almost fell into the water. The coach taught me how to save the ball, and I soon learned it. The coach praised me for learning quickly.

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