Interesting recording

1, if you have money, you will lose. If you have no money, you will worship God.

2. A school teacher collected a slogan to protect flowers and plants. A classmate blurted out: step on my head today and plant it on your grave tomorrow.

I am really a playboy. Just after the winter vacation, I am thinking about the summer vacation.

It's a fine day today. I stayed in my room for a long time. I'm going to play in the living room.

I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

6. My sister has been wandering between a lady and a rough girl. Yidian market network

7. Everyone likes to eat Master Kong. If you eat Master Kong, Mrs. Kang will have no companion, and you will have to marry the white elephant.

8. Now I know why there are so many lovelorn people in summer, because it is too hot for two people to sleep, and it is a life-and-death friendship that can keep warm together.

9. When I grow up, I want to cut my hair short. Long hair and short knowledge. Short hair shows my culture.

10, it rained in succession during the Qingming Festival, and the students wanted to break their souls by doing problems. The holiday was too short, and finally there was a lot of homework.

1 1. In fact, I think the name of the summer homework is "Happy Summer Holiday" and the nature of "Smoking is harmful to health" written on the cigarette case is the same.

12, everyone who has never died since ancient times has to die early and late.

13, pigs have pig thoughts and people have thoughts. If a pig has a mind, it is not a pig, but a pig.

14, sleep or daze, body and soul must have one in bed!

15, a person's longest love history is probably narcissism ... www.yikexun.cn

16, all relationships not aimed at marriage are obscene hooligans, and all relationships aimed at marriage are upper-class hooligans. ...

17, your appearance has affected my healthy growth. Seeing you, my mood is more entangled than going to the grave.

18, I remember the first girl I chased when I was a freshman. I sent her a message that night: I like you. What should I do? She replied to me in three words: unrequited love!

19. I get to school early every day. On the surface, I love studying, but a few people know that we are here to copy our homework.

20. These days, women are becoming more and more masculine, men are becoming more and more sissy, children are becoming more and more mature, and adults are beginning to pretend to be pure.

2 1, when can I become a bird, and see who is unhappy with "bird flu".

22. Be a koala in your next life! Sleep for twenty hours, eat for two hours and play for two hours every day. This is the perfect life! !

At the kindergarten party, the friend who announced the curtain call said loudly: Please enjoy the chorus "We are all human beings". ...

24. A host talked about the precautions before the game: "Everyone should wait until I finish' Start' before answering." Then he further stressed: "Be sure to wait for my' start' to come out and grab it!" This article comes from www.yikexun.cn's Little Quotes Network.

25, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, how many tomorrows! Since there are so many, we might as well postpone it again.

26. If you see a big tree turning into piles of exercise books, do you still have the heart to do your homework? No business, no killing.

27. You think you are a saint, but in fact you are just a psychopath among human beings.

28. I didn't fart before going to college. I fart when I come to college!

29, talk about egg pain: The quality of the teacher's class determines the flow of mobile phones this month.

30. One kind of anxiety is that the computer is stuck and QQ is still ringing.