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Tell me about the classic funny mood phrases, your commitment is like the sentence on the cigarette box that smoking is harmful to health

At the beginning of the month, all the money is spent, and at the end of the month, I am exhausted.

I call you Hao Sheng...Hao Sheng said that you can have a good life

If I were brave enough, I would not run away from fear of loss like a weak person

I like to tease You, even if it's my fault, I blame you.

I am the most ordinary person and give you the most special love, please cherish it

Jay Chou is my brother. If you are not convinced, come to me, and those who come to me are also looking for sex. If you have the guts, just come. , Hehe

A certain person did not own a car (he liked cars very much), so he mistook the car he was pulling goods in for a Cadillac.

Your promise is like the sentence on the cigarette pack that smoking is harmful to health.

Because I love you. So in my world, you have the capital to be lawless. Say you love me. Say to me. - -,, hurry up

I don’t like you rushing I speak loudly. I don’t like you getting angry with me

Summer is really a season that disgusts me. Thick legs and black stockings are all over the street

In fact, it doesn’t matter if your balls hurt, the key is that they hurt. No new ones grow.

Go back to Mars quickly, the earth is very dangerous.

You are just Ertiao and I, Erbing, belong to the same family.

You read it or you don’t, the book is there and you have to read it sooner or later.

Studying is hard and tiring, and you have to pay tuition for studying. It is better to join the underworld, have money, power and status, and have a girl to sleep with.

Whether you listen or not, the teacher is there and will not leave until get out of class is over.

Always forget whether others are male or female. My memory is bad.

I will cut your daddy face into pieces, dry them in the sun and cook them for porridge.

Even if God does not entrust me with any great responsibility, it will still tax my mind and body.

For men, having breasts is a mother. For women, money means a man.

What is life? It’s not about standing and saying OK! Just lying down and getting KO!

Playing with snot from boredom. Now make an S, then another.

The deaf listens to the mute, the blind sees the lame doing scud...

There are two types of wives: cute and hateful, and there are two types of husbands: pitiful And yes.

Whether you go to school or not, the school is there and starts on time.

In this dog-like life, the most important thing to cherish is happiness

I think Travel to China will work, but it depends on you whether you can do it without charging your phone bill. I think it works because I have a refund.

To be a good monster, you must defeat Ultraman at all costs.

Fanfan said: Mine are the eyes of a rogue rabbit, and hers are the eyes of a fox, hahaha

Don’t call others stupid, because at least they still have brains

Don’t seek to be a good match, just seek to feel qualified.

Mom said, you have to speak without conscience to be lovable

I really want to throw a bomb at you and blow up your true worth.

Whenever I miss a girl, I put a brick on the mountain, so there is the Great Wall.

A liar is a liar. You can’t even believe what he says! Classic Quotations about Smoking Harmful to Health

Classic Quotes about Smoking Harmful to Health Part 1

1. Smoking is harmful to health.

2. Tobacco is as deadly as water and fire, and compliance with tobacco control agreements can save lives.

3. A cigarette fascinates you, two fingers are unwavering, I look at your heart three times to persuade you to quit, my eyes look at each other and I say good words, five times and three times, just for your own good. The six gods are happy and healthy. The world is beautiful and colorful. You must stay away from cigarettes. On World No Tobacco Day, I wish you stay away from cigarettes and have a safe life.

4. If you have persuaded others to quit smoking, or you have tried to quit smoking yourself, you are probably doing something harmful to others and yourself. Moreover, the consequences may be serious!

5. Health disappears with smoke; illness and pain arise with smoke!

6. Refuse to smoke the first cigarette and be a sunny boy!

7. Smokers have woken up. Smoking harms the body. When we jointly promote publicity, everyone is aware of it. Save money, stay healthy and avoid diseases. Stay away from lung cancer and stay cool for ninety-nine times. If everyone quits smoking, everyone will be healthy.

8. Smoking will not help you relax, it will only gradually destroy your will. Quitting smoking can help you regain your willpower and self-confidence.

9. It is possible to use the taste of tobacco to dilute a little of the troubles in life. Life is bound to be unsatisfactory, smoking is not a big problem!

10. A small cigarette does great harm. How many lives have been entangled with diseases because of it, how many families have lost their joy because of it, how much beauty has been ruined because of it, how much happiness has been lost because of it. Emerge again. For ourselves, our families, and our own tomorrow, let us quit cigarettes and stay away from cigarettes from today on. On World No Tobacco Day, you must keep these words in mind. May you be infinitely happy and happy!

11. When it is lit and then extinguished, it harms others and harms itself. When it is light and dark, happiness is diminished. When it is swallowed and vomited, the body complains. When it is puffed and inhaled, health will die. Please stay away from cigarettes. I wish you You are surrounded by health and happiness!

12. The smoke is lingering, and everything is far away; the smoke disappears, and beauty surrounds you.

13. Smoking makes you sad, and smoking hurts your body. Your health is the most important, and no one can replace it. I hope you can leave him, your family will be happy and harmonious, and you will be fresh every day.

14. Candles---burn yourself and illuminate others; cigarettes---burn yourself and harm all living beings. Make candles or smoke?

15. It (smoking) is your simplest pleasure and also makes you cry most thoroughly.

16. I smoked my first cigarette for you and quit smoking for you.

17. It’s just that the love is no longer there, and what we expected has been wiped out.

18. What you smoke is your own money, and what you harm is your own life.

19. I don’t know who said that girls without scars will not fall in love with smoking. A woman who has not been hurt will not fall in love with wounds. I think a woman who has not been hurt will not fall in love with cigarettes.

20. Here, the incense no longer continues. Part 2 of classic quotes about how smoking is harmful to health

21. Smoking brings not freedom but suffering; smoking consumes not only money but also health; smoking harms not only yourself but also your loved ones; smoking accumulates Not happiness but garbage. Fresh air, clean heart and lungs!

22. Are you willing to "give up smoking to become a human being"? Then quit smoking!

23. On World No Tobacco Day, send a text message to colleagues asking you to quit smoking and stay healthy. On World No Tobacco Day, send a text message to colleagues asking you to quit smoking and stay healthy. A good office environment; on World No Tobacco Day, everyone should quit smoking, and have fun with the whole family!

24. Cigarettes enter the lungs and burn the heart and lungs. It is not as good as tea to nourish the heart and stomach, learn to live, and be healthy. Tell others that smoking will not, care about yourself, and care about the people around you. World No Tobacco Day, don’t smoke every day, I wish you good luck!

25. Lighting your cigarette pollutes the air and kills people. Where is your conscience!

26. Who burns the smoke and disperses the vertical and horizontal ties.

27. A small cigarette is so powerful that it inhales the devil and spits out poisonous gas; it is as sharp as a knife, cutting off health and life; it is powerful as a rainbow, taking away happiness and years; the world is smoke-free Today, quit smoking starting now.

28. I know that cigarettes are very fragrant; I know that cigarettes are harmful; I know that cigarettes pollute the air; I know that cigarettes affect the health of others; World No Tobacco Day is here, start with me, stay away from cigarettes , everyone join me to put out cigarettes and create a beautiful smoke-free home!

29. Create a smoke-free hospital and create a harmonious, civilized and healthy medical environment.

30. For the sake of health, please pay attention to the following: abstain from alcohol, abstain from sex, abstain from lust, abstain from anger, abstain from greed, abstain from greed, abstain from greed, abstain from ignorance, abstain from six abstentions, abstain from arrogance and abstain from madness. More importantly, you must remember the eight abstinences: quit smoking. Happy World No Tobacco Day!

31. People’s health needs your help - please put out the cigarettes.

32. In order to allow human beings to reproduce for several more generations, let us quit smoking from today.

33. Clear your lungs.

34. Tobacco and drug are both a "bully" and a "gang boss". They will take away your lungs, kill your health, put your body under house arrest, and destroy your smile. On World No Tobacco Day, stay away from tobacco and find happiness.

35. Cigarettes, you make the "Jiaozi" no longer able to be free from the heart; cigarettes, you make the cranes no longer able to dance and fly over the "white sand"; cigarettes, you make the "big red eagle" "It can no longer bear the spirit of the times; cigarettes, you have made the "Huangshan" with clear sky and light clouds no longer able to be popular in the world. On World No Tobacco Day, let us stay away from cigarettes together, which is beneficial to ourselves, "the group" and the people!

36. Clear your lungs. One word ruins the freshness.

37. When does youth come? Ask the blue sky for wine. I don’t know when to quit smoking. Can it be done tonight? The moon waxes and wanes, and people have joys and sorrows. If you want to stay young forever, today is a good day to quit smoking. The world On No Tobacco Day, quit your smoking habit and regain your health and youth.

38. We should donate more money instead of "burning" more money.

39. Smoking is caused by the craving for the first cigarette, and each subsequent cigarette aggravates the craving.

40. For the sake of your health and the health of those around you, create a smoke-free environment and please give up the bad habit of smoking. Talk about the harmful effects of smoking on health

1. On the second day after quitting smoking, I felt quite uncomfortable without smoking yesterday, so I needed to find some fun to divert my attention. There is an important interview at 10 o'clock, and the decision for the next part of life is already on the way.

2. I had already fallen asleep while everyone was still smoking, drinking and dancing to a perfect scene. It’s not because I have an English class tomorrow at 8 o’clock and I will fail it if I don’t go to it next semester. I have to snatch it again and it’s hard to live with my face, but because I have grown up, I am a dog who has to be responsible for myself.

3. Smoking in the office with the air conditioner on and the door closed is really speechless.

4. I have a terrible headache and drank too much. Thinking about how many things have happened this year, I want to be stable next year. What have I done to myself? I will never do it again. No more drinking or smoking.

5. Today, in a corner of the train station, I was wondering whether I should go on a trip on the weekend. A man with bad legs came to me from the trash can and asked me for a cigarette. I said I don't smoke. Then this guy who smelled like alcohol started talking to me, in English, and I said you can speak Italian. He still spoke English and spoke for a long time. The man is not as tasteless as his clothes.

6. The smell of cigarette smoke all over my body makes me sick to death. From now on, I will never go out to smoke in the middle of the night. One pack at a time, one pack at a time, a deadly rhythm.

7. Insomnia night, make a meal card tomorrow, eat on time, go to bed on time, listen carefully in class, don’t use mobile phones, don’t drink, don’t smoke, call parents twice a week, read every day , and memorize words. Live a healthy life and stay away from mobile phones.

8. To be honest, I feel really sad when I think about not being able to smoke as much as I want in the future, because it means that I am one step further away from "flying".

9. To be honest, I am quite sad. Not only did I not know how many years of smoking alone at night like this would last, but whether I would ever get back together again.

10. Last night, I was caught smoking, and finally experienced the ultimate trick of mixing men and women in a duel! When I saw the ashtray and lighter that were found, I was speechless. I could no longer say that it was my brother and Xinjie who smoked it, because they didn't come yesterday! Your sister! Who told me to put the ashtray next to my mother’s favorite flower? I have a really bad IQ.

11. Can I not smoke in the office? ! Is the smoking ban just a decoration? ! I can't wait any longer! Choking to death!

12. I dreamed that I was smoking at night, which scared me. In the dream, I smoked and regretted it, and almost whipped myself.

13. Love is understanding. Do you think that not allowing him to smoke or drink is for his health? If you love him, you must give him a certain space. You cannot deprive him of his hobbies and freedom just because of love. When you smoke, help him light a fire. When you drink, have a drink with him. Just accompany him as much as you like. A man wants face but also socializing. I believe he loves you as much as you love him. Both of you should be more tolerant of each other. What's more, There is a determination that their love for each other will last forever.

14. On the second day after quitting smoking, I did not have the habit of having one after getting up in the morning. The feeling of smoking is not that strong anymore!

15. You must eat well. Sleep well. I'm in a good mood too. Smoke less. Drink less. Call me if you have anything. take care. That's all I can do. Because we can no longer afford to hurt ourselves. I will cherish the seven years of feeling like family.

16. Who said that our red-flowered men smoke and drink without caring about their families? I think you will be a sensible and family-oriented man in the future.

17. There are ***5 people in the office, including me, and 4 of them are smoking at the same time. I am going to be poisoned and die.

18. He was extremely disgusted with his soldiers smoking. He ordered a nationwide ban on smoking and even sent scientists to study the harmful effects of nicotine. He also established a cancer reporting system. He legislated that bread, the staple food of the Great German Empire, must increase the proportion of whole wheat flour when making it to increase people's intake of fiber. This forward-thinking figure also initiated a campaign to prevent nuclear radiation contamination.

19. I am not beautiful enough but I am clean. I am always smiling but rarely happy. I have no tattoos, no lover and no expectations. I occasionally smoke and blow dry, which makes me shed tears when I drink alcohol. I also get drunk.

20. This is a toast to you. Although we will not be together again in the future, I will always remember today! May you always be happy! Thank you to the resident singer for drinking, smoking and chatting with me! !

21. Thinking of the first time I smoked. I did it secretly in the sixth grade, just one bite. I was afraid of being discovered by my mother, so I drank coke to cover up the taste, and destroyed the evidence anyway.

22. Your smoking posture is becoming more and more skillful, and your lover is becoming more and more casual. From two or three drinks at that time to being drunk now, this is degeneration, not growth, but no one pinches you. Drop the cigarette in your hand, no one will give you a home, no one will stop the wine in your hand, to put it bluntly, you will have nothing but loneliness and wine. A comprehensive selection of slogans about the harmful effects of smoking on campus

A comprehensive selection of slogans about the harmful effects of smoking on campus (1)

1. You only have one life, how can you ruin it? On cigarettes.

2. Health disappears with smoke; illness and pain arise with smoke.

3. I like that you don’t have the smell of tobacco.

4. Smoking is harmful to health and has become a social hazard.

5. To build a smoke-free campus, teachers and students are taking action.

6. The rain is continuous, the fog is hazy, the smoke is curling, and the tears are flowing.

7. Your cigarettes and my oil are destined to prevent us from falling in love.

8. Breathing out a line of poetry is more charming than breathing out a puff of cigarette.

9. Yesterday is like smoke, please don’t let today also dissipate in smoke.

10. One breath creates eternal hatred.

11. Temporary happiness, eternal pain.

12. Burning tobacco burns health.

13. Ban tobacco advertising and promotion to ensure a smoke-free youth.

14. Extinguish the cigarette and light up civilization.

15. Reject tobacco and let your lungs breathe freely.

16. For the sake of your next generation, please don’t smoke.

17. Creating a smoke-free campus environment starts with you and me.

18. Smoking is prohibited and the harm caused by smoking is controlled. A selection of slogans about the harmful effects of smoking on campus (2)

1. A wisp of smoke and two lines of tears from relatives.

2. Choose a smoke-free youth and build a harmonious campus.

3. Strive to create a smoke-free school and purify and beautify the campus.

4. Return the fresh air on campus, between your and my fingers.

5. Stopping smoking is good for your health.

6. What is burning is cigarette and what is consumed is life.

7. To bring freshness to mankind, please throw away the cigarettes in your hands.

8. The moment you light the cigarette, you also light the fuse of death.

9. Stay away from smoking and let your lungs breathe freely.

10. A small cigarette can cause countless harms.

11. If you smoke and puff now, you will be in pain in the future.

12. Create a smoke-free atmosphere and create a civilized campus.

13. Stay away from tobacco and refuse to smoke; purify the air and protect the environment.

14. Jingjing’s campus is so scholarly, how could she bear to be touched by the mist?

15. Smoking one less cigarette will increase your health.

16. Smoking damages the lungs, but a wise man would not do it.

17. No-smoking slogans in public places.

18. Smoking is harmful, don’t be tempted. A selection of slogans about the harmful effects of smoking on campus (3)

1. Create a smoke-free campus and enjoy a healthy life.

2. It is forbidden to smoke into the throat to prevent the lungs from becoming useless.

3. Swallowing cigarettes is equivalent to chronic suicide, and spitting out cigarettes is equivalent to murder.

4. Smoking consumes all the love from your loved ones.

5. The misty smoke makes the lungs and heart feel cold, and the nicotine will never come back once it enters.

6. A smoke-free campus, healthy for you and me.

7. Wave your sleeves without releasing a wisp of smoke.

8. For the health of women and children, please do not smoke.

9. The smoke is constantly flowing, and the wisps of it are harmful to the body.

10. Say goodbye to tobacco and stay side by side with health.

11. Smoking a cigarette will shorten the life span of you and your family by one day.

12. For the sake of loving you and the people you love, please don’t smoke.

13. Refuse to smoke the first cigarette and become a new generation of non-smokers.

14. The less smoke, the clearer the lungs.

15. Stay away from tobacco, advocate health and care for the environment.

16. The smoke curls up, and the pain lingers.

17. Smoking is a key to the door to hell.

18. Stay away from cigarettes and make the campus better. A selection of slogans about the harmful effects of smoking on campus (4)

1. If you don’t smoke a cigarette, you will be as happy as a god.

2. Although smoke is fragrant, people are easily injured.

3. Create a smoke-free environment and build a harmonious campus.

4. Smoking is equivalent to setting yourself on fire.

5. Cherish life and stay away from tobacco.

6. Cherish life, breathe green, and create a smoke-free campus.

7. The smoke will always be there, and the nightmare will always follow.

8. Create a smoke-free environment and enjoy a healthy life.

9. Health disappears with smoke; illness and pain arise with smoke.

10. To create a smoke-free campus, we will act together.

11. Smoking, we can choose, what about life?

12. In the smoke, your life is passing away.

13. Smoking makes you happy for a while, but it hurts for the rest of your life; putting out cigarettes hurts for a while, but makes you happy for the rest of your life.

14. Smoke-free brings you and me closer.

15. Whose life is being burned together with cigarettes.

16. Down payment for cigarettes, death mortgage.

17. A smoke-free world is refreshing.

18. Smoking is harmful to health, strengthen awareness of tobacco control.