A collection of humorous stories in 10 words

A man knocked unconscious an unknown old man while riding a motorcycle in the downtown area! The man was so frightened that he didn’t know what to do! There are more and more onlookers! Suddenly, the man hugged the old man and shouted with tears in his eyes: "Dad, just wait for me, I will find a doctor for you right now!" After that, he ran away. . . The old man struggled and shouted angrily: "Come back!" Everyone sighed: "This son is really filial!" The company manager asked someone to hang a slogan on the wall saying "If you want to do it, do it immediately", hoping that this would Motivate your employees! After a while, a friend of the boss asked him how effective this move was. The boss said angrily: "The cashier took 100,000 yuan and ran away. The office director eloped with my female secretary. Dozens of employees asked for a raise!" A child stood next to the blacksmith shop and watched the blacksmith forging iron! The blacksmith disliked her a little, so he took out the red-hot iron and put it in front of the child to scare him! The child blinked and said, "If you give me a dollar, I dare to lick it!" After hearing this, the blacksmith immediately took out a dollar and gave it to the little girl! The child took the money, licked it with his tongue, put it in his pocket and left... An old couple who were born on the same day in the same year celebrated their 60th birthday! During the banquet, God came and said that he could grant the couple their two wishes! The old woman said: "My dream is to travel around the world." God waved the magic wand in his hand, wow! A stack of plane tickets was conjured up. The old man said: "I want to live with a woman 30 years younger than me." God waved the magic wand in his hand, wow! Turned the old man into 90 years old! Xiaoqiang gave a speech at the rally, and the people below were all ears! Xiaoqiang said: "There are two kinds of people I hate the most! One is racial discrimination, the other is black, and the third is illiterate!" The people below suddenly started sweating. . . One very cold winter day, two beggars, one old and one young, went to beg in the morning. They walked to the door of a restaurant and waited for the boss to throw away their leftovers. The hard work paid off, and after a while the boss came out with a bucket of leftover rice. The little beggar hurriedly went up to eat, but the old beggar stood beside him without moving. Because the weather was very cold and the rice was cold, the little beggar felt sick to his stomach after eating a few mouthfuls, so he vomited it out! At this time, the old beggar rushed up and said with great emotion: "I'm just waiting for your hot mouth." There was a couple, and the husband was very stingy! One morning, my husband woke up and found his wife dead in bed. He jumped up quickly, looked pale and stumbled down the stairs, shouting: "Maid! Maid!" The maid replied: "Sir! What's the matter?" The husband shouted: "One boiled egg for breakfast is enough! "Introverted Xiao Zhang saw a beautiful woman in a bar. After hesitating for a long time, he finally plucked up the courage, approached her, and asked in a low voice: "Can I talk to you?" Suddenly the woman shouted: "No, I won't sleep with you!" The whole bar was shocked. Everyone stared at the two of them. Xiao Zhang was very embarrassed. He blushed and said nothing, and returned to his seat very aggrievedly. After a while, the woman walked up to Xiao Zhang and whispered: "I'm sorry, I'm a student in the psychology department. I just wanted to test how people react in embarrassing situations." This was Xiao Zhang's loud shout. Said: "You want two hundred yuan? It's too expensive!" The deaf man heard the mute say that the blind man saw the pig