Are you tired? Are you tired?

What do you mean by vulgar love words? Obviously it's not rustic at all. I learned the routine, but it really teased you ~ ~ However, I saw a rustic love story today, and I just want to say: this is really rustic, emmmmmm ... I must share this simple love story with you.

Do you know the meaning of 1 to 10?

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10 misses you.

I like you very much.

Please give it to me.

I will never let you down seven times.

6 is always by your side.

Five rounds of iv.

Never half-hearted.

Only love you 1 person

What do you mean by vulgar love words? Recently, the love story of Tu can be said to be very popular, and many stars have fallen into the pit of Tu's love story. So what does the love story of the earth mean? The following is the complete collection of earthy love stories 20 18.

Simply put, it is a sweet love story that sounds very corny. Actually, it's okay I learned the routine, but I really love you!

What is the love story of Tu? Let's look at a few examples first:

"Why did you hurt me?" "What have I done to you?" "I like you so much";

"Do you have a lighter?" "No" "Then how did you light my heart";

"What blood type are you?" "O type" "No, you are my ideal type" ...

To sum up, it's a bit like a variant of cold humor. Preset a routine first, which makes people feel cold, earthy and a little sweet.

Once upon a time, love words were as long as "holding hands and staring with tears, speechless and choking" and as long as "trading my three fireworks for your life's confusion". However, this year's 520 confession day, love words suddenly became "earth-flavored love words", with an earthy fragrance.

A complete collection of local love stories 20 18

1, "What time is it?"

"6 o'clock!"

"Wrong is the starting point of our happiness!"

2. "What blood type are you?"

"type o!"

"No, you are my ideal type."

3. "Do you know what wine I like best?"

"What wine"

"Always with you"

4. What do you drink when winter comes? I don't know how to take care of you

Your father must be a thief. He stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

6. Do you know what season I like? No, I like the season with you.

7. Have you gained weight again recently?

No. Why do you say that?

Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?

I'm looking for a way.

Dawanglu?

No, A Yi ·Xi· Dai Lu.

9. What do you belong to?

I am a dog.

No, you belong to me.

/Mr. 10/0, the sea of suffering is boundless.

Yes, I'm back.

1 1, I am a cute little girl, and you are cute, too.

12, don't want to hit the south wall,

I just want to hit my husband in the chest.

Give me some rustic love words. Are you single? ; Are you alone?

anthracene

I don't think you are suitable for being single.

why

Because I think you are right for me.

What does Hebe Tien mean by simple love words? On the evening of May 20th, Hebe Tien uploaded a video in his Weibo with the caption "I am miserable!" ! ! "In the video, Hebe Tien is wearing a red chiffon top with long hair and delicate makeup.

She asked the people around her, "Hey, do you think you are strange recently?" The person next to him replied, "What's so strange?" Hebe Tien covered her mouth and smiled: "It's so cute!" Then no one replied to her, and she felt embarrassed and began to snicker.

Netizens have said: "Hebe Tien, why are you so special today?" "Mr. Tian: I laughed myself dizzy." "Friend: I have seen through everything!"

Hebe Hebe Tien took beautiful photos in Weibo, and said, "sunbathe, drink coffee and have a holiday. However, it is on the balcony at home. It is very important to wear a straw hat and sunglasses on my balcony. Well, I'm busy. My heart is a vacation. I want to go anywhere for my holiday. " In the photo, Hebe Tien wears a sun hat, sunglasses to cover her face, a striped sleeveless shirt, fair skin, red lips and white teeth, and a sweet smile. She looks very pure and beautiful in front of the mirror.

Label: The last classic of the composition: What does the bow and arrow mean? Part two: Make sentences with pride (praise) and make sentences with pride to derogate from praise.

Where does Show Lo talk about country love stories? On May 25th, Show Lo also played a rustic love story in Extreme Challenge. At the task point, Show Lo met Huang Lei, and they were sitting in the room discussing something.

Suddenly, Show Lo said, "Guess what I like to eat?" Huang Lei didn't think about it, and answered directly: "Banana." Sure enough, I fell in love with Show Lo, and then the pig immediately said, "Wrong, I like staring at you." This sudden confession made Huang Lei feel sick and ran away without saying anything.

But what many people don't know is that Show Lo is actually the leader of the local love story. As early as 20 15, piggy had already made three groups of earth-flavored love stories.

Group 1: M: What can I do for you? W: What to wash? Man: I like you! M: Would you please stop littering? Woman: What's missing? Man: Let me go! Group 3: M: Will you stop stealing from me? Woman: What did I steal? Man: My heart! It turns out that piglets have been so fashionable since 20 15. How to treat this phenomenon?

Do boys understand the love among thousands of people and meet the person you want to see? In thousands of years, in the endless wilderness of time, there is neither a step earlier nor a step later. When we meet, we can only say "Oh, are you there?" Maybe every man has had two such women, at least two. Married a red rose, and over time, the red one became a mosquito on the wall. ...

Can anyone say corny sweet nothings? Where do I want to hear them?

Do you know the difference between you and a star?

The stars are in the sky

You are in my heart

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Wang Jian's love story, anything else? I still want to hear about the three-ring lunar trap.

Fallen leaves come back to me, I belong to you.

The crane belongs to the lonely mountain, and I belong to you.

I ...

I'll build you three bedrooms and one living room and carpet you. When will you marry me?

Others rob pearls, and I rob you.

Nine to one, I'm yours.

Wan Jian is yours and I am yours.

Others get on the horse, and I ...

Ice silkworm, let me give you a hug.

Spring mud protects flowers, I protect you.

Others flat sand, you flat chest.

Bai Hongguan, I'm used to you.

I'll take you.

The sword rushes to yin and yang, and I spoil you.

Man and sword are one, you and me.

I chase you month by month.

I will kiss you.

Sunset Lei Feng, I'll cover you.

No sword, no me, no you.

You look at Xijing, I look at you.

I will chase you for a hundred miles.

Birds fly in the blue sky. I miss you.

Pinghu is the moon under the sea, and Yuquan is chasing his sweetheart.

Defend this lonely city, and I will protect you.

Artest, 12 You and I both want to have sex.

Woman, this is a three-bedroom apartment I built for you.

The wind wall can protect you from harm, but it can't stop me from loving you.

Damn it, you make me feel depressed, I missed my life!

I'm crazy about you, I'm crazy about you, I'm smashing the shield wall for you.

I don't want to wander the rivers and lakes, I just want to break into the girl's heart.

The sword of surprises is the feeling of our electric shock.

I like you very much, just like Bing Xin electrocuted you, which is unreasonable.

Don't want to be besieged on all sides, just want to occupy the girl's heart.

My hands are exhausted.

What simple love words did Show Lo post? It is reported that Show Lo once appeared in the programs Creation 10 1 and This! I am a hip-hop instructor with a brilliant acting career. On the 9th, he sent a message in Weibo and suddenly choked: Why do you always want to tamper with my things? The truth dumbfounded a large number of fans.

It turns out that Show Lo, who once claimed to be the originator of secular love stories, has a new home. He wrote in Weibo on the 7th: Why do you always fiddle with my things? People can't help but wonder what is tampered with, so he went on to say: tampering with my heart. Attract a large number of fans to leave messages. You hit my heart, you tickled me.

Herbie Hebe Tien is also fascinated by simple love stories recently, and often teases the staff and fans around him. She took part in a brand maintenance activity the other day. When interviewed, she suddenly said to the reporter: Don't get too close to me! It startled everyone at the scene, but the next second she answered immediately, or you would be skinned by me. Made everyone laugh.

Label: The last classic of the composition: What does the bow and arrow mean? Part two: Make sentences with pride (praise) and make sentences with pride to derogate from praise.