Laughter-ridden jingle?

The language phenomenon of jingle is very popular in China. Many people, whether leading cadres or ordinary people, can say a few words casually. I have compiled some common jingles for you here, I hope you like them.

A complete collection of jingles:

Cultural viewpoints

Singing and dancing stars, movie stars, eating and drinking stars are scattered all over the place;

Football fans, fishing fans, stock fans, mini crazy;

Tourism fever, investigation fever, going abroad fever and heat wave rolling;

Playing mahjong, playing pets, playing tricks and being cynical;

Hometown Association, Close Friends Association, Friendship Association, and meetings in the meeting;

the wind of speculation, auction and discussion is surging;

Mountain Tour Festival, Water Play Festival, Sightseeing Festival, rock the boat;

worship the god of wealth, worship the door gods, beg ghosts and gods, and hope for magical powers;

Modernist school, obscure school, new school, complicated derivation;

advertising wars, slogan wars, brand wars, and wars never stop;

an orator and critic can't hide his dirty linen.

There are many beauties who open magazines, but many TV advertisements are turned on. Picking up a newspaper is full of rhetoric and reading an article is full of signatures. There are many typos in buying a new book, and there are many charges for going out to work. There are more cars for leaders to inspect and more public funds for restaurants to eat. There are many dresses in the street and many business cards for friends to meet. There are many swindlers doing business in the sea, and there are many prosecutors at the end of the year.

The holiday weekend is good, and it is indispensable to invite guests to dinner. Huakao |zk168 wants to ask where the restaurant is good, and the host laughs and refers to "all the facilities".

The modern concept of marriage is that a minor can achieve adulthood, break up when engaged, get married when newly in love, and remarry when married.

Affectionate is stupid, heartless is the coolest, infatuation is stupid, and unfeeling is knowing the world.

shake hands with your lover and follow me gently; Holding a little secret hand, delicious as spirits; Holding the pheasant hand, * * * trembled again; Hold the wife's hand, the left hand holds the right hand.

Say that the "fish" lover is a crocodile and may swallow you up at any time; The little secretary is a turtle, which is delicious but can't be eaten every day; Sister-in-law is a goldfish, so she can only watch and never eat. My wife is salted fish, and it will be fine for how long.

Lover

A lover without it is a waste; There are more than three and two, and they are characters; Ten is not enough. It's an animal.

it's a bit silly to love only one. It's the least to love two, three and five are just right, and ten and eight are handsome.

Modern people have more troubles and entertainments, and less pleasure. More and more food, less and less appetite; More and more cohabitation, less and less love.

The hospital feels the longest time to register. The time of diagnosis-the shortest. Charged projects-the most. People who can see a doctor-at least.

When I arrived in Beijing, I realized that I was a junior official. When I arrived in the northeast, I knew I was timid; When I arrived in Shanghai, I knew that I was not well dressed; When I arrived in Shenzhen, I knew I had little money. When I arrived in Hainan, I knew I was in poor health.

The pickpockets of the bus meet inside the car, making a mess, taking the opportunity to show their hands, without stealing anything. Women and children tightly cover their mouths and look out of the window, which coincides with the little timid family. Stealing is also a waste. In case the horse stumbles, throw down the wallet and slip away, change cars and do the same trick, and whoever steals for nothing will not steal. Even if you are caught, you will spend a few nights in prison, repent face to face, and come out to steal twice!

pimps have daughters, so why should they eat the imperial salary? It's more beautiful to sit in a bar, and it's hard to care about shame and humiliation for money. Now, people laugh at poverty rather than prostitution! What's the use of having a daughter in school, enjoying the happiness with a rich man, and whether there is nonsense about feelings? Now having milk is a mother! Why do women have to run heartbroken? It's especially convenient to run errands with me. How can you make money without taking risks? It's too common to break the law now!

the drunkard obediently drinks the factory director, and the meeting is held. In front of the microphone, I staggered: "When everyone is here, serve immediately!" The secretary shook his head and he lay on the platform. Car driver, send him back. The wife leaned over and took off her shoes for him. "Miss, what's your name? The waves are lovely! " A slap in the face swells both cheeks. "Fire you, see who is bad? !” His wife jostled him and fell out of bed. Bubble in your mouth and sleep comfortably. Snoring loudly, drunkard.

Teachers are like a handful of salt, which is a little salty for everyone to live without, but it is worthless.

Grade dad First-class dad has no worries, second-class dad calls, third-class dad runs up and down, and fourth-class dad sits at home and scolds.

Don't be a teacher. Do business with ability. Go abroad with ambition, be an official with background, and teach with faults.

It is better to sell tea eggs than to build atomic bombs in several industries; it is better to take a razor than a scalpel; it is better to sell books than to write books; it is better for scholars to kill pigs; it is better to open noodle shops than to drill business.