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Ba Hui Gong Parade in the Streets

As soon as the wedding banquet of the Wantong family ended, there was a roar of gongs and drums, loud music, firecrackers, and a sea of ??people. The most exciting and funny wedding ceremony in Wanjiazhuang - the public parade in the streets officially kicked off.

There is a five-ton Dongfeng truck parked in front of Wantong's house, with colorful flags on it and slogans posted on all sides:

Build a harmonious society and create a civilized family.

The fake one is a blessing, the real one is an animal.

I don’t tell ordinary people about Wantong’s ashes.

Everything will go well if everything is cleared away.

A burst of noise started again, and today’s protagonist Mr. Wantong, the ashe-gatherer, made his debut. Who is Wantong? He used to be the director of the town’s machinery factory. Now he is retired at home and is taking care of himself. His daughter-in-law is here. I graduated from university and worked in a research institute in the provincial capital. This year Wantong's son got married, and the wedding was a two-track system. It was held according to modern etiquette in the city, and according to rural customs in the countryside. Because Wantong was so popular, he was nicknamed "Old Naughty Boy". Normally, he also likes to mix things up when other people's sons get married. and funny, you can easily imagine the highlights of today’s parade.

“Get out of the way, get out of the way.” People consciously moved out of the way. With everyone’s support, Wantong stepped onto the bench under the truck, climbed onto the truck, and sat down in the center of the truck. Look at how he is dressed, with an official hat on top of his head, with two rakes on the wings, and lipstick on his face...