What do you think of the career of programmers?

Speaking of programmers

Everyone’s first impression is that

Stupid

Don’t talk much

Comparison Rationality

Not understanding the style

Some of them look silly

The most important thing is that they are all single

However . As a programmer

it doesn’t hurt from my perspective as a programmer

In my eyes. .

Programmer. We are smart

At least we are logical and organized

Although we often cheat on products

But it does not mean that we are unreasonable

Because we have to pay not only time but also energy to change the requirements.

The programmers I have come into contact with are basically insiders. Some are coquettish, and some are coquettish both internally and externally

When you don’t know each other, they all feel serious

But after you get to know them

One is funnier than the other

One is more humorous than the other

Programmers don’t know how to speak

Usually on certain occasions

It usually refers to women

< p>Because programmers have less contact with women

So I feel like I don’t know how to communicate with women

This creates the impression that I don’t talk

Hey. .

This can’t be blamed on us

It’s just that there aren’t many women that we come into contact with at work

Programmers are single. .

I don’t know if it’s because I’ve been working for a long time

I feel like I’m surrounded by married people

Otherwise, they’re all targeting, uh, uh, old and new employees. Whether fresh graduates or non-fresh graduates

I can only say that there are more singles. But this phenomenon is slowly decreasing

After all, the team of programmers is slowly growing

Well, not much else to say. .

A few jokes, it’s time to go to work.

Jokes

The programmer asked Kobe: "Why are you so successful?" Kobe: "Do you know what it's like at four o'clock in the morning in Los Angeles?" The programmer: "Yes, generally I was still writing code at that time, what happened? "Kobe: "Uh..."

The programmer's reaction after the bug was reported: 1. How is it possible? 2. I don't believe it, this is good. Come and take a look; 3. It’s really weird, it was fine just now; 4. It must be a data problem; 5. Try clearing the cache; 6. Try restarting the computer; 7. What version of the class library did you install? ( jdk) 8. Who wrote this code? 9. Why are you still using 360 Secure Browser? 10. Users will not operate like you.

When a female classmate was eating in the cafeteria, a programmer came to the side and said, "Classmate, can I talk to you? I haven't talked to a girl for a month.

A The programmer went for an interview, and the interviewer asked: "It's only been two years since you graduated. How did you get these three years of work experience?" ! The programmer replied: "Work overtime." ”

A programmer’s reading history: x Introduction to language—> x Language application practice—> x Advanced language programming—> x The science and art of language—>The beauty of programming—>The way of programming—>Programming Zen—>Guide to rehabilitation of cervical spondylosis

It’s hard to be patient.