A humorous advertising slogan?

1. "Recruiting female secretary, who looks like a young boy, thinks like an adult man, behaves like a mature lady, and works like a donkey"

2. "This dentist is in urgent need A female secretary and receptionist, please call. If no one answers the phone, the position is still vacant."

3. A travel agency in the Netherlands - "Please fly to the North Pole for your honeymoon, local The night is 24 hours long"

4. A billboard hanging outside a beauty salon in Japan - "Please do not flirt with the woman coming out of this hospital, she may be your grandmother"

5. Restaurant - "Please come here to dine, otherwise you and I will starve"

6. Enrollment of a French learning class in Germany - "If you don't like this after listening to the class For this course, you can ask for a refund of your tuition fees, but you must say it in French."

7. The flower shop is open - "Send a few flowers to the woman you love - but don't forget you 8. Pharmaceutical company - "After dropping this eye drop, move your eyes a few times, the eye drop will spread all over the world"

9. "We will cure the disease" Your hemorrhoids, otherwise keep your money and keep your hemorrhoids"