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Why can men cheer up immediately?
In an important game, the team of a university in Texas was badly beaten in the first half and looked like it was going to lose. At halftime, the coach asked everyone to form a circle to cheer, but the situation didn't change much. Everyone was silent, and so was the coach.
Soon, the second half will begin. Before the circle broke up, the coach suddenly said a word.
"ah! You savage boys, for those who take off their clothes at night.
Dear ladies, you should cheer me up! "
As a result, they won the game at the end of the second half!
Seeing the TV advertisement that the government refused to smoke secondhand smoke and the billboard of a beautiful girl with long legs in hot pants, I immediately said to her-
"all right! Starting today, I want to quit smoking! "
I saw an advertisement for Kirin beer in Matsushima Nanako, and under the attack of a sweet smile, I immediately said-
"From today on, I'm going to drink Kirin instead!"
All in all, men have the habit of cheering up at once. Why?
A year passed, and when I greeted the New Year, I made up my mind to say-
I must learn English well this year!
Or talk to yourself in the mirror of 1
"This year, I will definitely ask out the new beautiful girl in the company and so on.
Wait, in men's New Year, in our.
There must be a lot around. There are also some men who like to hang them on the walls of their rooms.
Stick a note that says "God bless you" or "I must strive for the top three grades".
Why are men easily excited? In a word, men are romantics.
As far as reality is concerned, it is not easy to see beautiful girls want to quit smoking immediately or listen to teaching programs every morning to learn English well (if it can be done, it has been done a long time ago). Although the past "achievements" are not flattering, the effect is equal to zero, but men always think that they can do things well as if one day is the boundary!
In short, a person who has high hopes for his tomorrow-this is not romance, what is it?
Generally speaking, men prefer to theorize life than women; More specifically, men like to live a lifestyle that they can understand.
Men hate this way of life. So once you hear someone reading it,
When reading biographies of great men, they will learn from their mistakes and get furious.
Drive. This psychological performance can be explained as-they want to bring their own principles into their daily lives. Generally speaking, men are a group that likes to reveal slogans.
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