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What is the jingle that laughs people to death?

The funny phrase is:

1, friends don't meet when they get rich, only have a happy ending. It's a wonderful life here now. You have food, drinks and computers. Nowadays, people love wine and food.

2, the examination room scenery, thousands of miles of letters floating, Wan Li glance; Looking inside and outside the examination room, it's wonderful, whispering, better gestures, and everyone is taller than anyone else; Be worthy of the pride of the times, cheat in exams and make new moves; The past is the past, counting cheating experts, but also looking at the present.

3, don't pack too much, you will get hurt sooner or later; Don't be too slippery, you will be hit sooner or later; Don't be too bad, you will be kicked sooner or later; Don't expose your shortcomings, you will be shoveled sooner or later; Don't be too wicked, there is a sky; Don't be afraid of pain, you will enjoy happiness sooner or later; Don't promiscuous, just love one.

4, today's wine, drunk today, don't live too tired. All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

5, less than a year after opening, there is no money left every year! It's less than one year old after driving for a year, and it's getting tired every year! Driving is not guilty, long live the driver!

I was told to pay attention to the rearview mirror. If there is no danger, turn on the light. The direction is gradually inclined to the side of the road, and the right foot is lightly trampled. When the speed drops by half, step on the clutch, slowly brake to the side of the road, correctly control the steering wheel, and ensure that all four wheels are forward.

Jingle detailed explanation:

This language phenomenon is generally called "jingle" by ordinary people. The jingle originates from life and is most commonly used by vendors. The quality of the goods sold has a lot to do with fluency. Proper use of jingles can even achieve the purpose of clearing the field and selling goods.

What is "Jingle"? According to the Modern Chinese Dictionary, it refers to "a popular spoken Chinese rhyme with irregular sentences, pure spoken language and easy reading." We think it may be more appropriate to call this popular language phenomenon "folk songs". The so-called "folk songs", that is, "folk songs", are mostly related to current affairs and politics. So there are the following reasons:

First, it comes from the people and is widely circulated among the people. It is actually a member of the "human" family.

Second, today's "jingles" mainly reflect many bad phenomena in the satirical society, which are mostly related to current events and have obvious tendencies in the sense of praise and criticism, which conforms to the definition of "folk songs".

The difference lies in the word "new". Because this kind of folk songs mainly appeared after 1980s, they rose with China's reform and opening-up, and they are "language products" in the new period, with a unique way-people just talk about them verbally, not sing them in the form of music-so we call them "new folk songs" to show the difference with traditional folk songs.

In addition to profound social reasons, the characteristics of the carrier-language-form of contemporary China's "new folk songs" are also indispensable. Judging from the numerous examples mentioned above, Xinmin ballads have a common feature: easy to catchy, sweet and loud, easy to read and remember, and humorous and vivid. Because of this, new folk songs spread quickly and widely. From the perspective of language application, Xinmin Ballad shows a set of perfect systematic features in phonetics, grammar and rhetoric.

Embodies the national characteristics.