Funny words of colleagues' resignation

2, the mood is always updated, you can't always worry, relax when things happen, don't worry about trivial things, parents should be filial, friends should be sincere, lovers should be careful, work should be troublesome, you should always be happy, others can rest assured, and wish you happiness every day!

3. Company elevator. A colleague said: "The elevator door" ding "is like a microwave oven. Another colleague replied, "yes, and then a group of half-baked people came out of it." "

4, there is a spring breeze in the small building, hanging branches fluttering things, remembering parting, folding willows, swearing. A few autumn and winter, flying geese come and go in a hurry. When will you come back from your career, drink freely and dream again?

5, no matter whether the tea is strong or weak, let the fragrance stay in my heart forever; Whether the distance is near or far, let the memories connect with each other; No matter how many connections there are, let the blessing never change!

6. There are many unstoppable things in a person's life, just like the pace of time. What is unstoppable is the upcoming departure and disappointment. Sadness and parting sadness are slowly rising, but at this moment, my heart is very calm, and our mutual blessings will slowly diffuse in our hearts. On the way forward, my friend, be more confident and you will succeed!

7. The quarterly manager of the company management team is very close to the people. If you have something to ask me one day, please call me in person. I was very upset that day and received a phone call: Who is it? "I'm old," I huffed. Who knows who you are, doctor of medicine.

8. A college student who couldn't find a job for several years after graduation said sadly: As long as it is gold, it will always shine. Why can't I? The classmate advised him: Can you change your mind? Just send a little gold and you will shine!

9. New stereotyped writing: praise yourself with water injection articles. Guide the maze with bureaucratic articles. Use experience articles in parallel and flatter each other. Advertising articles are used for publicity and the packaging is sensational. Emergency use of cloned articles for crash!

10 You left quietly, just as you came quietly; You waved your sleeves and didn't take away a mm, buddy, I really thank you!

1 1, you left quietly, just like you came quietly. You handed in your resignation letter and didn't take away a group of subordinates. It's fucking boring.

12, July 17 cleaning day, reminding you to wash: wash your hair, don't worry; Wash your face and reduce wrinkles; Wash your hands, wealth is there; Wash your feet, good luck! Wash from top to bottom, wash from inside to outside ... washing is healthier!

13, you left quietly, just as you came quietly. You handed me a letter of resignation without taking away a group of subordinates. It's not fucking interesting enough.

14 at noon, colleagues in the company discussed what Windows and Linux discussed. A millimeter brought us to the end of the discussion. She said: neither Windows nor Linux works well, but I still think the tomato garden system is the best.

15, every day when I go to work and get off work, I have a casual, dull, casual nod and casual greeting. Inadvertently, I changed from strange to familiar. It doesn't seem to take too much time and process. Maybe this is the fate of friends. We don't spend much time together, and the occasional chat is very short. But I regard these as friendship between teachers and friends, which may be really worthwhile.

16, green hills don't change into green waters, so goodbye! See you later!

17, my friend, we have to say goodbye for the time being, and I will never say "treasure treasure" again. On this lingering night, try to cast a few small morning stars; Although there is not much light, it can also make people who leave early happy.

18, Meeting and parting seem to be never-ending notes in life, just like tasting a cup of bitter coffee. The bitterness of parting remains in my mouth, and the sweet fragrance will remain in my memory forever with the precipitation of years!