The university campus folk dance club recruits new slogans

Part 1 of the recruitment slogan for the folk dance club on the university campus

1. Guan Gongshe’s love station is a warm harbor for Guan workers.

2. Pay attention to the growth of workers and create a better Dongguan.

3. On the stage where everyone is watching, in the lights gathering expectations, we ignite passion, we boil youth, and create the stunning brilliance of you and me.

4. The club has gone through ups and downs for many years, but now you are the hero.

5. Guan Gong has a true style and strives to create harmony; Guan Gong does charity and is the most powerful.

6. Where there are people, there will be life, and where there is life, there will be us. We sincerely look forward to your joining!

7. When you choose the student union, you choose to devote yourself to it.

8. When making friends, keep your word.

9. No matter how big or small, everyone is different, we are waiting for you.

10. Wanyi culture, workers’ home, colorful society.

11. Get along with the same people, live in the same area, and feel the same feelings.

12. The HKCSS is wonderful with you.

13. Professionals on the Harmony River join hands in a dream club and connect hearts

14. Miracles are created by people, and opportunities are fought for by people

15. Basketball Club: Teenagers If China is strong, China will be strong!

16. Future media elites will be born here!

17. Demonstrate the charm of the community and write a chapter of youth.

18. Join us! Let’s use actions to convey love!

19. Reflection in the years, where will your life be? Join us! Here you will get The most beautiful interpretation.

20. Say goodbye to bad habits and shake hands with civilization.

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22. You are very careful and willing to join the secretarial department to organize member information Do you want to contribute?

23. A warm home, built together.

24. Overflowing with youthful dreams, my brilliance blooms.

25. Selfless service, achieve the future

26. Give yourself a chance to create your own wonderful.

27. Your participation can make our life more perfect.

28. Shenma Student Union, Fuyunlai joins.

29. The long-lasting community feeling and every inch of cultural interest.

30. Future media elites will be born there!

31. Club activities enable young students to unleash their creative potential.

32. What is the most expensive thing in the 21st century? Talent!

33. Are you very enthusiastic and willing to join the Youth League Committee Office to make suggestions for various activities of the college?

34. Although the bedroom is not big, it is quiet and cozy. You can sleep well at night and feel energetic during the day.

35. Youth and vitality are my capital, and expressing my personality and boldness are my transcendence.

36. Create a warm and comfortable environment and experience a different kind of romantic life.

37. The spirit of students and the gathering of societies.

38. Come and create space, create your dream life, the future lingers in your fingers

39. Slow down your steps and listen to his heart.

40. The world’s factory dream, the rich feeling of Dongguan.

41. Come on, friends! Let us put on the wings of literature together, let us spread the enthusiasm of youth together, and let us swim in the ocean of literature together with our youthful excitement! Funny jokes on college campus

1. A beautiful woman raised her hand enthusiastically when the teacher asked a question, and the teacher asked her to stand up and answer the question.

Halfway through her answer, she realized that her train of thought was wrong and she couldn't answer any more, so she started hesitating. At this critical moment, a note flew in front of her, and she seemed to feel that a hero finally saved her. She glanced at the note, which read: "You are dead!"

2. After returning home from college, she passed by the gate of her childhood elementary school. Familiar door, familiar saleswoman. He walked over excitedly and said: Auntie, do you still remember me? My aunt was also very excited when she saw me: It's you, you still owed me 2 yuan that year and didn't pay...

3. In Chinese class, the teacher wrote the words "trembling with fear" on the blackboard The word needs Xiaoqiang to recite. Xiaoqiang stood up and read loudly: "Zhanzhankeke." The teacher asked: "Really?" Xiaoqiang said firmly: "No!"

4. When I was in junior high school, I was quite fond of a boy in the class. A good impression, and he didn't know it. Every time I hand in my homework, I always wait for him to hand it in before I hand it in. I think: My homework book must be next to his homework book, so that when they are handed out, we can pick them up together. Thinking about it now, it was so naive at that time~~

5. When the teacher was teaching moral education to the students, he found the student Xiao Mao taking a nap on the table, and shouted: "Classmate Xiao Mao!" Xiaomao was awakened and said: "Here we come!" Teacher: What is impolite behavior? Xiaomao said loudly: It's impolite to disturb others' rest! Teacher:...

6. Teacher: A TV costs 450 yuan, and a pound of apples costs 1 yuan and 50 cents. How many pounds of apples can be bought with the money of a TV? Student: Teacher, there is something wrong with this question. Who is so greedy that he wants to trade the TV set for an Apple?

7. At noon, I had to go to the cafeteria to get food. You know, every cafeteria aunt has the ability to turn meat dishes into vegetarian dishes. Today, of course, the aunt is going to continue to do it. I really feel sorry for those two pieces of meat. , so when the aunt was shaking, she said Happy Mid-Autumn Festival. The aunt's face twitched obviously, and then she didn't do anything. She also said to eat more and pay attention to your health at school. Afterwards, I thought about it, I really It's so witty.

8. Outside the examination room of the Conservatory of Music, a failed girl stopped the examiner and asked: Professor, don’t you believe that my singing voice will become a blockbuster one day? You will, madam, when you are frightened or attacked.

9. In today’s geography class, a girl refused to listen and put on makeup underneath. . The teacher walked up to him and asked, "Can you describe your face using two place names?" The girl couldn't think of it, so she asked him what it was. The teacher replied: "Dalian, Taiyuan."

10. When I first started going to class, I liked to go to school smoking. Especially when you smoke into school, you will attract the attention of many students. A few days after entering the school, several students admired me very much: "Brother, you have such a temper! You dare to smoke into the school. What is your name? We will follow you from now on!" He replied: "My name is teacher!" They suddenly dispersed and I was depressed for 20 minutes!

11. A male student was not paying attention in class and was punished by the teacher and ran to the playground. When he came back, the teacher said: "How do you feel?" The male student looked at his shoes and said: "Xtep, it feels extraordinary!"

12. When I was in college, there were two douchebags in the dormitory. One was fat and the other was skinny (relatively speaking). They were the kind who often quarreled but had a close relationship. One day they quarreled over something unknown. When they got up, the fat one scolded the thin one: "Did you get kicked in the head by a donkey? Your brain was crippled by a donkey kick..." The thin one said weakly: "Then you can't do anything. Will you be gentler?" Then the fat man's face was covered with black lines, which made me burst out laughing!

13. In class, a boy talked to a girl and was scolded by the teacher. The boy said: "I just asked her a question." "If you have any questions, you should ask me." The teacher said. "Okay, would you like to go on a date with me on Friday night?"

14. Jingjing's lower bunk sleeps heavily and snores, making Jingjing unable to sleep well every day. So Jingjing asked him every day when she woke up: "Does my booger taste good?" Now she was so anxious in the lower bunk that she couldn't sleep every day.

15. Yesterday, I went to the university opposite my company to watch the relay competition at the student sports meeting. I saw a boy running forward with all his strength. When he was about to hand over the baton, a teacher in the front row yelled: "Take over." Hold on! Hold on!" Then the two boys paused, looked at each other for half a second, and then hugged each other and kissed... 16. Today's class, history The teacher gave me an official mail. Said the password is: my birthday... everyone fainted... the teacher said with great disdain, you don't know my birthday... and then wrote: woshengri...

17. The math class is about to end. , there are only two questions left. The teacher said: "I will make one, and leave the other to you. You can choose!" Some students said: "Teacher, you are the one who is in trouble." The teacher said: "I will be a boy, and you will be a girl!"

18. "Cuba is rich in brown sugar." A classmate said to the person next to him below: "You know, I really like eating brown sugar." The teacher continued: "Brown sugar is usually eaten by pregnant women." The teacher continued: "The United States is rich in corn." The student became excited again and said to the classmate next to him: "Oh, I like to eat corn the most." The teacher continued: "The main use of corn is as feed."

19. For several days in a row, fewer and fewer people were watching the school exercises, and there was no one in the classroom. Later, I found that they were all hiding in pairs in the small playground behind the building (which was never used) to talk. We were talking about love, so we went to arrest them. We caught 13 of them, and one of them ran away. Finally, we gave the boy who ran away a punishment. He left his girlfriend behind for such a small thing, so he had to teach him a lesson.

20. I always forget to take my keys with me when I go out. Although I have been reminded many times, I never regret it. One day, my roommate found me trapped outside the dormitory door for the 101st time. I couldn't bear it anymore. The boss then angrily reprimanded: "That's one word!" The third child didn't show any weakness: "You deserve it!" Lao Wu continued: Three words, you really deserve it! Finally, Lao Qi shouted at me fiercely: Please watch the next episode in four words! 1. My girlfriend is the class monitor. She presided over the class meeting yesterday and Tuesday. Before the meeting, she said with a smile that she wanted to investigate everyone's private lives. She said that boys with girlfriends should raise their hands. Not many boys raised their hands. I looked at her happily and raised my hands. She walked down from the podium step by step, came to me and said to me: "Good boy, put your hands down."

21. The teacher said: "Liu Yiyang's line in "The Age of Naked Marriage": 'I have no car, no money, no house, no diamond ring, but I have a heart to accompany you until you grow old.' The degree of unreliability is similar to: 'Although I did not read the book, go to class, review, or do the questions, but I have the heart not to fail the exam. '"

22. "Xiao Li took five yuan to eat ramen when he went to school in the morning. When he was crossing the intersection, he was stopped by a junior high school student and asked for money. Li said no, and he said he wanted to search him. Xiao Li immediately got scared, but when he thought about eating, he said, "I have five yuan, but I need to eat, so I can't give it to you." He then asked how much the meal would cost. Li said two yuan, so he robbed Xiao Li of five yuan and then gave me two yuan in change and rode away..."

23. My cousin teaches primary school Chinese. One day, a sentence was given in class for students to correct their mistakes: Saturday is Arbor Day, and workers, farmers, students and the elderly are participating in voluntary labor. A student who usually rarely spoke raised his hand, so his cousin asked him to answer. The student replied: The old man should be removed! Why? Because the old man becomes breathless when he works!

24. Meimei hurried to the examination room and found that the radio battery was not included! I asked the unknown boy in front of me if he had any spare ones. Unexpectedly, this guy just threw his battery to Meimei and went to sleep on the table. He slept until 4:30 when the paper was handed in, and Meimei left the examination room. When asked what he came for, he said gorgeously: "God sent me to deliver batteries to you..."

25. Teacher: Why did you drop out of high school after you had just finished your first half of high school? ? Student: Because considering that my current academic qualifications have surpassed Mr. Hua Luogeng, I don’t need to go to school anymore.

Twenty-six, in the 4th grade of elementary school, I always think about progress.

Once, when I went on a spring outing, I didn't listen carefully to what the teacher said. I only heard one sentence: "Who wants to stay?" I felt it was an opportunity to make progress, so I shouted: "Me!" The classmate next to me hurriedly pulled me. , whispered: "What the teacher said is, whoever disobeys will be kept."

27. Teacher: Today we are going to learn subtraction. For example, your brother has 5 apples. What do you want from him? Take 3 there, what's the result? Tom: As a result, he will definitely beat me up.

28. There is a student whose name is "Ma Huanji" when the roll call begins. The class teacher doesn't know how to pronounce it, so whenever the roll call is in class, he always likes to ask whether Ma Chacha has arrived. The Chinese class was in session, and the Chinese teacher, who had some literary literacy, called the roll call: Are the galloping horses here yet? Next came the physical education class, and the physical education teacher directly changed to "Are the horses here?" The history teacher was not interested in this name, so he asked by name: Have the five horses of the Ma family arrived? Sentences to describe the university campus

1. My campus life is like a gurgling stream, which flows happily, with crystal waves rising from time to time. Looking up is spring, bowing your head is autumn, the full moon is painting, and the missing moon is poetry. My campus life has decorated pictures of my life in the silent years, making my life full of joy and fulfillment.

2. The winter jasmine in a corner of the campus has also made its appearance. It is the representative plant of spring, how can it be left behind? The spring jasmine shows itself with a bunch of small flowers that look like wind chimes. Only the large tracts of golden yellow can show its nobility and elegance.

3. There used to be a tree at the gate of the school, and that tree was a corner of the campus. But that tree is no longer there, and will no longer come back, and will no longer send us away from this reluctant alma mater.

4. The campus is irresistibly beautiful when the sun sets. It is a kind of tranquility and tranquility, and it is a kind of vigorous vitality. The crimson sunset shines on the lake, which is so quiet that green water plants are dotted and swaying, and the occasional breeze stirs up ripples. The fish are swimming happily in the water, do they also cheer for this campus?

5. Spring is like a skilled craftsman who dresses up our campus beautifully. She puts a pink dress on the peach tree statue, lays a green carpet on the stadium statue, and gives the stadium statue a green carpet. Willow Girl had her hair braided into a long and thin braid. Bees were buzzing among the flowers and butterflies were flying around the campus. We were listening to music under the trees, memorizing texts, and enjoying ourselves.

6. Our school has a very beautiful garden. Beautiful flowers bloom all year round, especially in spring. The garden is full of spring colors and fragrant. Now is the season of spring flowers blooming.

7. There are three large flower beds on campus. The flower bed is rectangular, with sunflowers planted in it. The sunflowers bloom in pink, and the color is extremely beautiful. There are also several jars of nectar, and the colors are also bright. These beautiful flowers attract a lot of butterflies and bees to collect nectar in the flower beds. It’s so lively! When the roses first bloomed, the fragrance wafted around the campus, attracting many of us to watch the roses.

8. In this season, it is always easy for people to think of many past events, and many details in the past events are always related to the Sophora japonica on campus. Some people say that the strings of locust flowers are wind chimes left by lovers, which blossom into our pure first love and passionate youth. Perhaps, the meaning of Sophora japonica is more than just that. It may take us a lifetime to understand certain things!

9. In spring, watching the blooming flowers, watching the recovery of all things, how beautiful the campus is in spring, Miss Chun’s flower basket, the smell of soil, grass and trees exudes, the beautiful campus changes due to spring Even more beautiful, although Miss Chun will leave soon and Brother Xia will come soon, our spring is still open and our spring will bloom forever!

10. Entering the campus, tall palm trees on both sides of the road caught my eye. This is the world-famous Palm Avenue of Stanford University. The trunks of the palm trees seem to have been specially pruned, and the crown is radial, like a blooming flower. At the end of Palm Avenue, there is a large green grassland.

The green grass is oval in shape, about the size of several football fields.

11. Every morning on campus, students after morning exercises pour into the classroom and read aloud. The books are like flowers that will never wither, bright and fragrant. The students are like a group of never-tireless little bees, stinging on the flowers, swimming in the ocean of flowers all day long, eagerly absorbing the essence and honeydew of the flowers.

12. Although our campus is not very large, it is well laid out, simple and beautiful. Here, there are green trees and flowers, tall poplar trees, tangled banyan trees, flagpoles towering into the sky, red and green plastic runways, lovely classmates and amiable teachers. Our campus is always exceptionally beautiful all year round.

13. After passing the avenue, we came to the inside of the campus. Look around, it's bright and wide. The flower beds are colorful, and the flower fairies decorate themselves dazzlingly. The awakened insects walked around, through the grass, through the woods, and arrived at the world of the flower fairy. In the corridor of every teaching building, there is a corridor-long flower bed. There are flowers planted by classmates, and each flower has its own beauty. Most of the flowers cannot be named. They were picked by classmates in the suburbs. They are particularly beautiful.

14. My school is located on the bank of Fenhe River. It is a school with beautiful environment and complete facilities. When you walk into the school gate, you will see a wide, flat green plastic playground, and beyond that is our tall, brand-new, spacious and bright teaching building.

15. The cold winter has passed, and spring has come to the world with light steps. On the campus, green grass, green leaves, and brightly colored flowers all gather together like a market, forming a dazzling spring.

16. When you walk into the door, the first thing you see is the cultural corridor of our school. As long as you observe carefully, you will definitely appreciate its beauty. Because it records the glorious history of our school for hundreds of years, and also records the smiles and sweat of the students and teachers.

17. Grandpa Dong left with the cold, and Sister Chun came to our campus with the blue flowers. Oops, the Pink and Dai Elf is here, and she will take everyone into the beautiful campus. . The latest slogan of the 119 fire protection banner on the university campus

The latest slogan of the 119 fire protection banner on the university campus

1. Comply with fire regulations to ensure happiness and safety.

2. Never forget fire protection knowledge and do not panic when encountering a fire.

3. Fire safety work is everyone’s responsibility.

4. Please do not occupy the fire exits and keep one side open for the door of life.

5. Strengthen fire safety awareness and improve fire safety quality.

6. The public security fire brigade does not charge for fire fighting.

7. Don’t forget the fire alarm “119”, a true friend in times of trouble

8. Safety self-inspection and self-correction of hidden dangers are your responsibility.

9. If there is a fire in the car and the windows are smashed, escape in an orderly manner and don’t panic.

10. Cover your mouth and nose with wet wipes when there is a fire. Don’t be greedy for money and run away quickly.

11. Put out cigarette butts easily and keep fire prevention in mind.

12. The country is safe and the people are safe, and fire hazards are eliminated.

13. Strengthen fire supervision and eliminate fire hazards.

14. Safety is related to the prevention of fires in thousands of homes, everyone is responsible

15. Firefighting depends on everyone, and safety is between you and me.

16. Fire is ruthless, fire prevention comes first.

17. The sky is dry and everything is dry. Prevent fire and stay safe.

18. Firefighting work implements the policy of giving priority to prevention and combining prevention and firefighting.

19. Fire is the enemy of mankind and fire prevention is a major social issue

20. The campus is a pool of clear water, please do not let fire mix with it.

The latest slogan of 119 fire propaganda banner on university campus Part 2

21. Use fire carefully and benefit future generations; use fire carelessly and regret for life.

22. x unified leadership, x supervision in accordance with the law, overall responsibility of the unit, and active participation of citizens.

23. Life is a bright pearl, and safety is the clam shell that protects the pearl.

24. If you don’t tighten the fat-reducing strings, you won’t be able to play a safe tune.

25. Vow to let firefighting take off and run towards a well-off society.

26. Actively complain and report fire hazards to ensure the safety and happiness of you and others.

27. When leaving home, cut off the fire and electricity, and do not lock your children in their rooms.

28. Cherishing life starts with fire prevention, and preventing fire hazards starts with oneself.

29. Fire propaganda reaches thousands of homes, and safety connects you, me and him.

30. Fire is extinguished when precautions are taken, and disaster is ignited when care is taken.

31. Control fires in accordance with the law and control fires by all people

32. Firefighting work implements the policy of giving priority to prevention and integrating firefighting.

33. A single spark can start a prairie fire, and a small hidden danger can easily lead to a big disaster.

34. Eliminate fire hazards, create a happy life, and build a harmonious society.

35. If you want to be safe financially, you must first live safely.

36. The community is my home, everyone takes care of fire prevention.

37. Take good care of your home and eliminate fire hazards.

38. Strengthen the awareness of urban dangers and learn emergency skills for disaster prevention and avoidance.

39. It is strictly prohibited to make or receive calls in gas stations.

40. If you find a child playing with fire, stop it immediately. Part 3 of the latest slogans of the 119 fire protection banner on the university campus

41. Set off fireworks with caution, and the whole family will be happy.

42. Hidden dangers are more dangerous than open fires, prevention is better than disaster relief, and responsibility is heavier than Mount Tai.

43. Anti-violation, eliminate fire hazards, ensure safety, and promote production.

44. Persist in scientific and technological inventions, master science and technology, and strive to be a scientific and technological pioneer.

45. Do a good job in promoting the "Four Advances" to ensure that you and I are safe.

46. Fire safety should be more timely and fire education should be less afterthought.

47. Implement x fire protection responsibilities and promote leapfrog development of fire protection work.

48. Establish a social fire protection publicity and education system of "public opinion guidance, education penetration, social communication, and national participation"

49. Don't forget Fire Alarm 119, a true friend in dangerous times.

50. When a fire breaks out, people stay calm. Wet towel, crawling. Don't be greedy for money, life is important.

51. Eliminate fire hazards and build a safe society.

52. When burning incense and offering sacrifices, be careful of candles.

53. The days are “hot”, don’t Don't forget to prevent fire

54. Don’t panic if there is a gas leak, close the valve and open the window quickly.

55. Stay away from fire, be happy and safe.

56. Evacuation passages, the door of life

57. Fire safety should be talked about all the time, every day.

58. If you don’t pay attention when burning incense and offering sacrifices, be careful of the God of Fire losing his temper.

59. There is love in life, fire is ruthless, and you and I are on campus safety together.

60. Fire safety is no small matter and you need to pay attention to it at all times.