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Funny talk about mood phrases before going to bed.

1. I have been suffering from insomnia recently and wake up every twelve hours.

2. Only eating watermelon and sleeping in summer are serious things.

3. Chatting is valuable, and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw both.

4, insomnia for so long, others thought it was hard, and the result was too much tea.

5. The last person you think about before going to bed is the one who really occupies your heart.

6. Many times, the so-called going to sleep just changes from being online to being invisible.

7. I smile at the sky from the horizontal knife and go to bed after laughing.

8. Sleepy in spring, sleepy in autumn, sleepy in summer, and sleepy in winter and March.

9. Lao Tzu said: I can sleep when I sleep, very much.

1. Go to bed when you are tired, and smile when you wake up.

11. I want to sleep, I want to sleep, I really want to sleep, I really want to sleep, I really want to sleep, go to sleep.

12. When I'm in a bad mood, I call people in the middle of the night and wake them up, so I go to bed.

13. Give me a bed so that I can sleep until the world dies.

14. I can't afford to sleep for a long time in the morning, and I die at night.

15. I was just sleepy and wanted to sleep. It happened that you were in bed.

16. Sleeping is an art. Please don't stop me from seeking art.

17. I have been suffering from insomnia recently, and I wake up every 16 hours.

18. Now I have learned a very shameless behavior. When I can't sleep, I will call someone to wake them up. I'll go to bed.

19. I can't sleep, but my whole world sleeps peacefully.

2. The old man fell asleep at the gate of the mental hospital, so I ran out.

21. I smile to the sky from the horizontal knife, and then go to sleep.

22. Why sleep for a long time before death? You will sleep after death.

23. Insomnia is not terrible. What is terrible is that I am lovelorn.

24. When sleeping, I will feel like falling off a cliff, so I will twitch.

25. People who say good night to go to bed are often still at home half an hour later.

26. Brushing your teeth is a mixed blessing. Take a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.

27. Sleeping every day is really tiring.

28. When I sleep, I suddenly feel like falling off a cliff, so I twitch and wake up.

29. Count the money until your hand cramps, and sleep until you wake up naturally.

3. In order to find out why I lost sleep last night, I lost sleep again tonight.

31. If only the final exam papers were all multiple-choice questions. 1. Save time. 2. Spend more time sleeping.

32, with limited time, sleep infinitely.

33. Now I have insomnia. You know how it feels. I know you do.

34. Why do you treat me like a pig? Let me sleep as soon as you see me.

35. I don't want to sleep except at bedtime, and I want to sleep all the time.

36. If you think too much, you will get old. Sleep too much and die.

37. I woke up in the middle of sleep when I felt it was not funny, and I wanted to knock on your window with a quilt.

38. Happy days: just go to sleep with a full stomach.

39. I woke up in the middle of the night wondering whether to drink water or go to the toilet first, and I woke up in the daytime wondering whether to go out or continue to sleep.

4. Insomnia, I picked up a physics book and fell asleep soon.

41. It's raining and it's best to sleep under the covers all day listening to songs.

42. I really miss you. Do you know; Eat and miss you; Sleep thinking of you; I miss you even when I go to the toilet; Not moved?

43, I don't cry, I don't make trouble, I don't sleep, I take sleeping pills in my left hand and a small rope in my right hand to hang myself.

44. I cook, I sweep the floor, and I want to be your nanny. I eat, I sleep, I want to be your baby.

45. Teacher: Let the students in front listen to the music and let the students in the middle talk, so as not to affect the students sleeping behind.

46. Every time I talk to you late with my mobile phone, I don't know when to go to bed.

47. Coping with fatigue: sleeping. Coping with fear: sleeping. Deal with a cold; Go to sleep. Deal with lovelorn; Still sleeping.

48. The first thing to do when you wake up in the morning is to want to sleep.

49. Children's shoes that made you think before turning off the lights and going to bed when you were young.

5, the world of mortals is the most ridiculous, infatuation is the most boring, it is better to sleep at home.

51. Think of me more when you can't sleep, and don't waste time.

52. Sleeping death squads, eating Depth Charge.

53. Don't cry or make trouble. I just turn over the books and sleep.

54. Eat more snacks and sleep less. You can't run away if you become a totoro.

55. Death squads are: no food during the day, no sleep at night, and military training is dead.

56. Sleeping is an art. Don't stop me from pursuing art.

57. I can't sleep every night. If I fall asleep one night, it must be abnormal, or I am dead.

58. Life is like a dream, and I always lose sleep. Life is like a play, I always laugh.

59. I want to have a good rest during the day, because I want to sleep at night.

6. The more tired I am, the more I want to sleep. The darker it is, the more I am afraid of ghosts.

61. I struggle with three things every day. I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late last night.

62. Lazy sheep said: Happiness means sleeping with a full stomach every day.

63. I can't sleep every night. Getting up and thinking about you is like sleeping pills.

64. There are mountains and waters, but you are buried with them.

65. Sleeping is just like an emotional matter, and you can't help it. Funny talk about good night humor and mood phrases before going to bed

1. If you don't make up a story and set up a good role in bed every night, you will definitely lose sleep.

2. Sleeping is an art. Don't stop me from pursuing art.

3. The first thing I wake up every day is to want to sleep.

4. The old man fell asleep at the gate of the mental hospital, so I ran out.

5. You are sleeping. If you think of it, you will smile!

6.-Ali, I'm used to staying up late just to hear you say good night to my baby.-Peach, I'm used to staying up late just to leave you a message to prove that I care about you.

7. I can't sleep, but my whole world sleeps well.

8. I was exhausted when I walked, and I was full of pain and tired. I, I, I took a nap.

9. When you sleep, you will feel like falling off a cliff, so you will twitch.

1. Chatting is valuable, and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw both.

11. There is no sensational oath, and there is no sweet language, only a good night as promised.

12. Children always kick the quilt when they sleep. Fortunately, I found out in time that I broke my leg, otherwise I would definitely catch a cold!

13. I was very tired when I got home today. I went to bed with a sleepy eye and lay on it, and slowly fell asleep.

14. Insomnia is not terrible, but I am lovelorn.

15. Coping with fatigue: sleeping. Coping with fear: sleeping. Deal with a cold; Go to sleep. Deal with lovelorn; Still sleeping.

16. Thank the person who gives me good night every night. You make me feel that I haven't been abandoned by the world.

17. The teacher is in class above, but I sleep peacefully below.

18. At school, I just want to do two things, the first is to sleep, and the second is to sleep.

19. I hope sleeping can make me smart. . .

2. I don't want to sleep except at bedtime, and I want to sleep all the time.

21. "DM: When I sleep, I suddenly feel like falling off a cliff, so I twitch and wake up."

22. Every time I talk to you late with my mobile phone, I don't know when to go to bed.

23, llh: If someone chases me for three years and says good night to me on this day, will I marry him?

24, ∞ The first thing to wake up every day is to want to sleep.

25. People who say good night to go to bed are often still at home half an hour later.

26. When money stands up and speaks, all truths go to sleep.

27. If you think too much, you will get old. Sleep too much and die.

28, I don't cry, I don't make trouble, I don't sleep, I take sleeping pills in my left hand and a small rope in my right hand to hang myself.

29. Opposite is the dormitory for junior girls. At night, it's indecent to look at the dormitory where all the senior girls are wearing underpants. Shameless! I gnashed my teeth with my roommate's telescope for a night, and I couldn't calm down for a long time.

3. Only eating watermelons and sleeping in summer are serious things.

31. I want to have a good rest during the day because I want to sleep at night.

32. * A good night has touched my heart. If only I could keep doing this, I thought it would never happen.

33. Every holiday is "Don't get up in the morning", "Get up and surf the Internet", "Don't shout at dinner" and "Don't sleep at night"

34. Those who didn't give me good night can pack up and leave. You don't need to go!

35. Sleeping every day is really tiring.

36. A sister asked me what SM meant, but I was embarrassed to say it, so I told her that it meant insomnia, and then she changed her signature to

37. I need someone to hum me to sleep at night

38. Good morning, good afternoon and good night, in exchange for a sentence,

39. Black is black again, and you are beautiful. Life is sad, and you are not tired; Doubled difficulties, it doesn't matter if you are there; Sleep peacefully, just because you are around. Wife-loving Day, I only wish our love life is the most beautiful.

4. "I like to hug the quilt when I sleep, or hold the quilt with my legs. It is said that these are insecure children's papers."

41. I don't want to sleep, but my eyes are closed and I enjoy the darkness ...

42. Throw a hard pen and go online, while the opposite is to sleep. When I stand up, I do my homework.

44, sleep well, eat well

45, sleep at noon and set the QQ automatic reply to "and then?" As a result, a classmate chatted with it for a whole afternoon

46. A sister asked me what SM meant, but I was embarrassed to say it, so I told her that it meant insomnia. Then she changed her signature to SM

47, which I often have recently. I have insomnia every night. If I fall asleep one night, it will definitely be abnormal, or I will die.

48. Give me a bed so that I can sleep until the world dies.

49. Good morning. Good morning has long been reassuring. Good night. Good night, An Ru. My heart.

5. I love those who hear me say good night. Good night

51. I can't sleep at night. Getting up and thinking about you is like sleeping pills.

52. Although I want to say good night to you, you won't let me say it, because it means to love you, not to mention that I haven't loved you yet.

53. I can treat my classmates' insomnia in class.

54. I woke up in the middle of sleep and wanted to knock on your window with a quilt.

55. Flip a coin, and you will surf the Internet on the front, and sleep on the back. Do you want to do your homework when you stand up?

56. Do you want to make a fortune? Then go to bed quickly!

57. Life may have other meanings besides eating and sleeping, but I think it's good to have none.

58. I can't afford to sleep for a long time in the morning, and I die at night.

59. A sister asked me what SM meant. I was embarrassed to say it, so I told her that it meant insomnia. Then she changed her signature to "SM

6 recently. I laughed at the sky from the horizontal knife and went to sleep after laughing.

61. People who say good night to the whole world must be full of someone you love deeply, but they are afraid to write.

62. Sleep till the end of time, no matter what happens.

63. I don't allow the person I love to think of others instead of me before going to bed every night!

64. "When I sleep, I suddenly feel like falling off a cliff, so I twitch and wake up."

65. The slogan says: The school is my home, and the environment depends on everyone. Since school is my home, it is not illegal for me to sleep in class.

66. Life is like a dream, and I always suffer from insomnia. Life is like a play, I always wear help; Life is like a song, I always go out of tune; Life is like a battlefield, and I always go off.

67. The more tired I am, the more I want to sleep. The darker it is, the more I am afraid of ghosts.

68. Teacher: School is our second home. Student: Then it's none of your business if I sleep! ! !

69. Sleeping is nothing. Don't wake up if you can!

7. I went to school all day today, and my head was dizzy. I was sleepy when I was doing my homework. I went back to my room and fell asleep as soon as I lay down.

71. I say good morning, good afternoon and good night to you every day, but you just say oh.

72. I want to have a good rest during the day, because I want to sleep at night.

73. You can't sleep every day during the  Olympics.

74. I don't cry or make trouble. I just turn over the books and sleep.

75. Teacher, I swear: I will definitely form the good habit of getting up early and going to bed late and eating on time.

76. I cook, I sweep the floor, and I want to be your nanny. I eat, I sleep, I want to be your baby.

77. Teacher: Students who listen to music in front, let the students who talk in the middle, and don't affect the students who sleep behind.

78. The Tangshan earthquake told us not to sleep too hard at night. The Wenchuan earthquake told us not to sleep at noon. The Ya 'an earthquake told us not to sleep late.

79. No one urged me to sleep. No one said good night to me. I really couldn't sleep.

8. Coping with fatigue: sleeping. Coping with fear: sleeping. Deal with a cold; Go to sleep. Deal with lovelorn; Still sleeping.

81. Take off your mask and go to sleep. You are shameless in your dreams.

82. Go to sleep when you are tired, and smile when you wake up.

83. Sleepy in spring, sleepy in autumn, sleepy in summer, and sleepy in winter and March.

84. [When I sleep, I suddenly feel like falling off a cliff, so I will twitch *]

85. Cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, Altman hits small monsters, and counts the money for hand cramps. Sleep until you wake up naturally. Oh ~ ~ This is happiness.