Classic one-liners about women. Beauty can only provide eyes for others.

1. Vegetables can't stay fresh forever. Why should we always keep half the sky red in other people's lives ~ ~

It is not terrible for a woman to lose her virginity and heart. The terrible thing is that she has no amnesia.

People always like to treat facts as jokes and then cover them up with jokes!

Everyone thinks he is unique in the world, so there is no uniqueness in the world.

Boredom proves that imagination is too beautiful, imagination is too beautiful, and it proves that there is too little experience and too little experience, so living is boring.

6. In fact, the more dangerous/exciting/beautiful/touching love, no matter what the outcome, everyone wants to experience it ~

7. People face death from birth. What is trouble?

8. An unforgettable love is like a tragedy that is stopped halfway. It is not sad because of the sad ending, but it is unforgettable because it didn't wait until the end.

9. In the face of life, some people strive to be the most beautiful themselves in their limited lives, while others are doubling their lives and approaching the return.

10, some people you can't get because you don't understand greed, and some people you will lose because you are too greedy. It is difficult to be a man, and it is even more difficult to be a woman. It is even harder to be a woman who can grasp greed!

1 1. A naive person must have a dark place.

12, as a woman, you should actually trust men. It's like wanting to believe that world peace will come, even though, you know, there is a constant world war now.

13, the best way to see if a man loves you is to see if he has brought you into his world and his life.

14. Dissatisfaction is a suspended substitute, which makes people have the desire to climb up constantly in comparison.

15, women must choose: it is not safe to be with the man they like; It is unhappy to be with a man that a woman doesn't like.

16. There are two kinds of contradictions in the world that will never be reconciled: one is class contradiction, and the other is mother-in-law contradiction.

17. When one door of happiness closes, another door will open. We often stare at the closed door, but turn a blind eye to the open one.

18, the advantage of marriage is that you always have a place of your own, but the problem is that you can only have this place forever.

19, beauty can only provide eyes for others, but it may not bring happiness.

20. Men who require 20 points love themselves 100 points, and men who do not require 100 points love themselves 20 points.

2 1, the person you love desperately may be the least worthy of love; The person you love with reservations may be the cutest.

22. If a woman wants to live a better life, she should still take the road of inner masculinity and outer femininity.

Never frown even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

Beautiful positive energy love quotations can only provide eyes for others, but they may not bring happiness.

First, we can always forgive those who make mistakes, but we can't forgive those who make mistakes occasionally. When a person never speaks well of you, occasionally speaking well of you will make you excited; And a person who always speaks well of you will occasionally make you feel bad for a few days. These are often due to our own judgment and thinking problems, but our psychology is at work. Pro is sparse, far is fragrant!

Second, not because of forgetting, but because of remembering.

Third, the best intimacy is not in the mouth, but in the heart.

Fourth, don't wait until there is nothing you can do, and then choose to let nature take its course; Don't be forced to be happy because you have nothing to hide Time is a one-way street. It's over. I can't come back. Time kills passion. But love is still there. If you don't believe in trying to break up, your heart will be painful and reluctant. Life is simple. You make a choice and then don't look back. What should come will always come, and what should go will always go. Don't stay, don't be greedy, don't give up, and don't worry.

5. If you give your heart, you will get it, but you may be completely injured; Keep your distance to protect yourself, but you are doomed to be lonely forever.

Humor means that a person is interested in laughing when he wants to cry.

Seven, when you are really waiting for someone, that person will never appear!

Eight, ah, nothing, just when I went to the grave on Qingming, I suddenly thought of you. Why are you still alive when so many people are dead?

Nine, don't brag B. Please return Niu B to Niu, because Niu also needs sex!

10. Being sophisticated but not sophisticated is the most mature kindness.

It is better to forget you happily than to be in a world you don't want.

12. Beauty can only provide eyes for others, but it may not bring happiness.

13. In the unforgettable memory, every painting leaves a pair of figures, and every scenery is printed with the mood of the past. I want to live in your harbor, where there are two surging hearts everywhere. I will raise a glass to drink nature and invite the breeze! Now you can feel sad and cry when you see these pictures. Do you remember? Look at the waves on the Liaohe Bridge, the lotus flowers by the Lotus Lake, and the snowflakes on the Songshan slope! Now all you have left in my heart is tears. You don't care. Do you really care?

Fourteen, women dare to go, but they are sure that men will turn back. Men don't look back, but they dare not leave because they are sure of women.

Fifteen, when you speak, you are not serious, and when you are silent, you are too careful.

Sixteen, I didn't mean to be different, how can I have outstanding taste.

Seventeen, saying that people in previous lives are lying to themselves; It is said that people in the next life are lying to others.

18. Anything that can be taken away is not worth nostalgia. So many things that you thought were going to kill you, so many situations that you thought were going to die, will gradually get better. No matter how slow it is, as long as you are willing to wait, it will become a thing of the past. Everything, anyone, will become the past. Don't embarrass it. No matter how difficult it is, we must learn to get out.

Nineteen, a meeting is better than never meeting.

Twenty, when we move stumbling blocks under the frame of others, maybe we are just paving the way for ourselves.

Twenty-one, holding hands in the street for one day is a one-night stand, holding hands in the street for one year is love, holding hands in the street for five years is affection, and holding hands in the street for ten years is affection. If we can still walk hand in hand in the street after 30 years, it will be love.

Twenty-two, doing all ordinary things well is extraordinary, and doing all simple things well is not simple.

23. Silence is the most effective weapon summed up by men when dealing with women in quarrels.

24. Many times, we say that we have put it down, but we have not really put it down. We just pretend to be happy, and then touch the scar alone in the silent corner.

Twenty-five, all carry too many wishes, and the meteor will fall so heavily; There are too many lies hidden, so it hurts when we break up.

26. The existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion.

Twenty-seven, a woman's tears are useless liquid, but you make a woman cry, which means you are useless.

Girls talk about mood phrases. Beauty can only provide eyes for others, but it may not be transformed into happiness.

1. The most tacit thing we do is that I ignore you and you ignore me.

If you can't forget him, don't forget him. It doesn't take effort to really forget him.

Beauty can only provide eyes for others, but it may not bring happiness.

4. Why should we continue when we know the ending? You can't let it go, or something.

5. Separation is another kind of understanding. Don't torture yourself with past memories.

6. The endings of all stories have long been doomed, no matter whether the process is sad or happy.

7. The only thing in the world that will get better and better with time is memory.

8. Never compare new love with old love, which only proves that you can't let go of old love.

9. Life is just a drop in the ocean, but it carries too many feelings.

10. No matter how confused I am at this moment, in the end, I will live the life I want.

1 1. Time is always old, and we all live in the past.

12. Take others too seriously, and you are nothing in others' eyes. Take care of ourselves.

13. Is there a person who you have said countless times to give up, but still can't bear it?

14. It's always unclear. Why bother? The world is too noisy. Just be comfortable.

15. Memories bind our time, and time breaks our memories.

16. Love to talk and laugh, I am proud, I don't cry or make trouble, I ignore all ridicule.

17. Listening to a song will remind you of a sentence, a person, a splendid time.

18. One day I will become so powerful that nothing can disturb my inner peace.

19. If you don't expect it, you won't be sad if you lose it, but you will be surprised if you get it.

20. I used to love you without leaving any room, but now I am hurt so thoroughly by you.

2 1. The sourest pain in the world is to look at someone who once vowed to love himself and turn to love others.

It is said that everyone has problems. The more he likes it, the more he likes to bully people.

23. I remember someone saying that missing is not fate, but a lack of courage to go on together.

24. The world is too dark, people are too dark, we are too fake, and love is too stupid.

25. You always say that because I think too much, but you don't really love me.

26. You don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know who you love most until you are sick. Sometimes, the person who suits you best is the person you least expect.

27. I always feel that some words and things are familiar.

28. You are the author of your life, why do you want to write a tragic script?

29. Don't take a person's past to doubt a person's essence.

30. Be kind to a person desperately, for fear that he will not like you if he does something wrong. That's not love, it's flattery.

3 1. Is there a person you don't love who is kind to others, and you are unhappy?

32. I just hope we are all well. That's funny. Live a good life. Live a good life.

33. I never thought that one day: you would hold someone's hand and forget me.

34. Now I'm over it. No one belongs to anyone. No one will be with anyone all his life.

35. One hour, one minute and one second a year is not a lifetime.

36. It turns out that not loving is also a kind of love. It turns out that heartache can also be treated gently.

37. Why are you persistent when you obviously choose to give up?

38. Things you like are often lost, but things you don't like stay with you.

39. A real girl is always better than a group of scheming fake women.

40. When you came, I thought you wouldn't leave; When you left, I pretended that you had never lived in the future.

4 1. Please don't say that I have changed. You might as well just say that you are tired.

42. A man goes to a bar to find a lady for excitement, just like a dog rummaging through the garbage for food.

43. There are always a few people in everyone's heart, and there are still a few last words to say, but they won't say any more.

44. Labor and capital fell in love with you at first sight, and you said that labor and capital were not good.

45. How many joys and sorrows have gone back and forth, and as a result, your sentence I don't remember has borne fruit.

46. No matter how it ends, I still love you, and I will never change.

47. It doesn't matter if a man is bitter, don't be bitter with the woman you have been with all your life.

48. If lovers who have broken up can still be friends, they have never loved or are still in love.

49. Listen to your favorite songs quietly and look at your favorite people from a distance.

50. The indifference to you is not that I don't love you, but that I can't afford your love ~

Classic wisecracks _ network wisecracks _ wisecracks

1 If one day I become a hooligan, please tell others that I am innocent.

Although I believe in vows of eternal love, I may not believe you ~ ~

3 Life is like a drama, and drama is like life, suddenly looking back; Being alive is a kind of pressure.

If a tree is not peeled, it will die. Women are shameless and invincible in the world.

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

6 in a long life, there will always be a few wrong steps.

If I take off my clothes, I am an animal. I'm the devil wears Prada if I don't take off my clothes.

I never write typos, but I write interchangeable words.

It is not that I was careless, but that I did it on purpose. I can't give you happiness, but I can comfort you!

No matter how great the truth is, it will become a cliche if you talk too much.

10 Now I know why pants should be designed with pockets. That's because no one took my hand and walked away.

1 1 Those who work in public institutions are called iron rice bowls, and those who work in private enterprises are called disposable tableware.

12 distance produces not beauty, but a third party.

13 So who wants to be buried in my ancestral grave after death?

14 There are always a group of invisible friends lying on your friends list like dead people. Deceive the corpse occasionally and change the epitaph from time to time.

15 You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you are thin, and I am thin because you are sick.

I laugh because you are strong, and I have money because I sold you.

Pig!

16 Don't let too many yesterdays occupy your today!

Breaking up with 17 means not loving. Those high-sounding reasons are not to make each other feel better, but to make themselves feel better!

18 After watching Lust, Caution, a monk said it was boring, and others asked. What is boring, the monk said; Religion is boring!

19 miss, I'm sorry, I'm not handsome. But not every woman has a chance.

There are dark clouds in the wind. There is a petrel between the dark clouds and the sea. Let's meet here and have a romantic love ~

2 1 at first, I didn't give it to women, but later the women were in a hurry!

Married men and women are overjoyed.

Money is a black hole, and affection, friendship, affection and loyalty will disappear without a trace.

The procedure of attending a memorial service is often to receive a profound life education first, and then everyone will smoke, drink and play cards together.

If you want to test my patience, please prepare your patience first.

Nongfu Spring is a little sweet, and women speak a little.

27 said that people in their previous lives were deceiving themselves; It is said that people in the next life are lying to others.

What is birth, illness and death? Live well, get old slowly, get sick late and die quickly.

If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

Without the wind, the clouds will not move;

Fish can't swim without water;

If there is no sun, the moon will have no light;

Without you,

Stupid people do not exist.

3 1 Give me some sunshine and I will rot.

Suddenly thought of a question, is the walnut caught in the door still healthy?

Give me a girl and I can create a country.

You look sterile!

Summer is coming, girls can wear skirts, but not over their knees!

The latest definition of tourism is from one's own tired place to another's tired place.

We have a little disagreement: she wants me to turn stone into gold, and I want her to treat gold like dirt.

When I become a swan, you are still an egg!

Women see what they like, but they don't see the danger.

If you burn incense for one year, you can meet you, incense for three years can know you, and incense for ten years can cherish you.

Therefore, for the happiness of my next life, I am willing to convert to Christ!

4 1 Don't perfunctory me, you can't afford to perfunctory me.

The iron fences in the university campus are all sharp, and the warning signs on them are as follows:

When a boy accidentally flips over, he becomes a girl.

When a girl accidentally turns it over, she becomes a woman.

The ideal is full and the reality is skinny.

Men are reliable, and sows can climb trees.

You know my length, and I know your depth.

As long as it's not dirty, we are the mainstream!

Don't fool me with the' 83 xo, have a bottle of this year's XO.

The so-called unsuitable for children, in fact, is that adults have done something to keep themselves in danger of making mistakes.

You can lead the industry with foresight, catch up after you know it, or be eliminated unconsciously.

50 holding a lover's hand is equivalent to returning to 1899;

Holding the hand of a female classmate, I regret not doing it that year;

Holding my aunt's hand, I found that I had held the wrong hand before.

5 1 Beauty is not discounted. Sister is called beauty, sister is called discount!

I prayed to Jesus to give me a stable life. He thought for a moment and said, let's talk about world peace first. ...

Four weaknesses: boss kidney, three speeches, miss tears, statistics table.

I took the floppy disk to the refrigerator and froze it for a day, then it became a hard disk! In this way, I have another hard disk.

I am in a daze, but I am not here now. If you are slow, look down.

56 There is only a mistress who doesn't work hard, and there is no inseparable home.

Your eyes are like the bright moon in the sky, one is the first day and the other is the fifteenth.

If you don't study for a day, no one will see it. If you don't study for a week, you will start to explode. If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs.

I planted a bunch of girlfriends in spring, and now it's autumn. Gee, nothing ~ ~

Wallet, what happened to your wallet? Answer my wallet. Why have you lost weight again? Wake up.

6 1 Men are poor. They work hard to make money and inevitably have to pay. It's dangerous to have a lover.

I don't miss my wife, but she always thinks of me.

63 how far your thoughts are, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light

64 men are lewd and can't stand the temptation; Women are easy to say, so they can't stand loneliness.

True leadership lies not in how many gentlemen you command, but in how many villains you control.

I must be reborn as a woman in my next life and then marry a man like me.

Tell me, do you want to die or not?

I often eat garlic, onions and radishes to cultivate my aura. Now, my body is full of aura.

Picking up girls is like hanging up QQ. Coax her for 2 hours every day, and it will soon be sunny.

What is yours is mine, and what is mine is mine!

7 1 If I want to sweep the floor, I will never wash the dishes. If I want to wash the dishes, I will never sweep the floor. Both? You think I'm an alien!