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Guangdong version compulsory five (the first semester of senior two) classical Chinese pronunciation

Hongmen Banquet-A banquet with ulterior motives

Tai (tài) Shi (shǐ) Gong (?n ɡ) Niu (niú) Ma (mǒ u) Zou (sǒ u) Ma (mǒ) Move (qiān) and then (zài) worship (bài). Less (sh ǐ o), less (q ǐ n), less (zú), less (xià), less (n ǐ n), less (zh), less (rǔ), less (shū), less (jiāo). Meaning (y) Qi (q) Qin (q) Qin (kěn) Qin (kěn), if (ruò) Wang (w) servant (pú) not (bù) Xiang (xi ā n \ servant (pú) no. Please (qǐnɡ) leave it alone (Lue) and leave it alone (Chen). Que (què) ran (rán) for a long time (jiǔ) but didn't (bú) report (bo). Fortunately, (xìnɡ ɡ ɡ) didn't (wéi) report (ɡuò).

The (zh) of the servant (pú) precedes the (xiān) person (é n), not the (dān) book (shū) with (yǒu) symbols (fú) and (zh). Jin (j ū n), Jin (hū), Jin (bǔ), Jin (zhá), Jin (jiān), Jin (zhǔ n), Jin (shù n ù), Jin (Su) leave (ji m:) order (. What (hé) and (yě)? Su (Su) Institute (suǒ) stands (Lǐ) from (Zǐ) tree (sh ǐ) and makes (shǐ) natural (rán). People (rén) have (yǒu), (yǒ) and die (sǐ), or (hu ǐ) is heavier (zh ǐ n) than (y ǐ u) and (tài) is a mountain (shān). Too (tài) on (shànɡ) not (bù) humiliating (rǔ) first (xiān), its (q ù) times (c ù) not humiliating (rǔ) body (shēn). His body (tǐ) was humiliated by (sh ǐ u) (r ǐ), and his body (t ǐ) was easily taken away by (sh ǐ u) (y ǐ u). His (qí) times (cí) passed (ɡuān) wooden (mù) cable (suǒ), and his (bí i) chuí (chǔ) was humiliated by (shòu) (rǔ).) times (qí). This (cǐ) statement (yán) section (jiē) can (k) not (bù) encourage (mi ǐ n) encourage (l ě) and (yě). Fierce (měnɡ) tiger (hǔ) place (chù) deep (shēn) mountain (shān), hundred (b ǒ i) beasts (shòu) earthquake (zhèn) fear (kǒnɡ). Cutting (xuē) wood (mù) is (wéi) official (li), and (y) is not (b) right (du), and (d) is (j) is (y) fresh (xiān). Today (jξn) crosses (jξ o) ZH ξ n π (sh ǒ u) foot (zú), suffers from (sh ǒ u) wood (m) rope (suǒ), and suffers from (ao) muscle (j ξ) skin (fū). When (dānɡ) is (zh) this (c?) (shí), see (jiàn) prison (yɡ) official (li), (zé) head (tóu) gun (qiānɡ) ground (di). He (he) (zh)? Product (jo) Wei (wēi) About (yuē) Potential (zho) Potential (shi) and (yě). And (jí) said (yǐ) to (zhǐ) is (shǐ), said (yán) is not (bǐ) insulting (rǔ), said (su ǐ) is (wèi) strong (qiá n \. Li (lǐ) (sě), () and (yě) were sentenced to (yú) five (xí) years' imprisonment; Huai (huái) Yin (yΡ n), Wang () also (yě), was influenced by (shòu) machinery (xiè) and (yú) Chen (ché n); Peng () Yue (yuè), Zhang () Ao (áo) and Nan (nán) Item (n) called () Gu () this is a (x) prison. Crimson (jiànɡ) Hou (hóu) Zhu (zh) Zhu (zh) Lu (lǐ) Quan (quán) Qing (q: nɡ) Wu (w) Bo (bó) prisoner (qiú Wei (wèi) is (qí). Ji (√) Bu (√) is a slave of Zhu (zhū) Jia (jiā) Qian (nú); Fill the room (stone) where the husband (fū) is humiliated (shòu) and the residence (jū). This (cǐ) person (rén) is (jiē n) taking pictures of (zhiē)(wánɡ) Hou (hóu) and (jiānɡ) (xi ā n ɡ). No (b ù) Ché n (n This (cǐ) statement (yán) is (zhě), brave (yǒnɡ), fearful (qiè), powerful (Shi ě) and (y ě); Strong (qiánɡ) and weak (if), isomorphic (xínɡ) and (yě). (shěn) Yi (yǐ), (hé) Zu (zú) Guai (ɡuài) or (hū) What's the matter? And (qi) people (rén) can't (bù) cut (z ù) cable (cái) (shāo n ò) ink (mò) early (wù i). To (zh) between (yú) and (zh: n) between (bi: n) and (chuí) are (n: i) to (yǐn) to (ji:) and (s:). The ancient (π) people (rén) institute (the Soviet Union) imposed (Shò n) punishment (Xí n π) on (yú) Da (fū).

Husband (husband) loves (rén) Mo (mò) Not (b? o) Greedy (tān) Born (shēnɡ) Evil (è) Died (ǐ) Miss (niàn) Pro (q To (zh) Today (jρn) servant (pú) is not (bú) lucky (xρnπ), but (zρo) lost (shρ) father (fρ) mother (mǔ) without (wú) brother (xi π n) brother (di). And (qi) the brave (yǒnɡ) (zh) don't (bú) die (b ǐ) (jiē), and fear (qiè) the husband (fū) and (mù). Servants (pú) fear (suē) fear (qiè) fear (nuò), want to (yù) live (huó), and (Y ē) know (shē) walk (qē). A husband (qi) can (n) report to (yǐn) settle (jué), while a husband (qi) can (b) report to (y ǐ n) and a concubine (qiè). What (suǒ) does is (yǐ) hide (yǐn) endure (rūn) live (Huǐu), hide (y ū u) in (yú) dung (fèn) soil (tǔ). Hate (hèn

The ancients (zh) were rich (fù) and expensive (uù), while (ér) was named (mí n ě) and destroyed (miè), not (bù) chánɡ be (kě). Gai (609à i) Xi (xρ) Bo (bó) Zhu (jū) and (ér) Xi (yn) zhū u (zh! u)Yi(yì); Middle (zhònɡ) You (Ni) Er (è) Zuo (Zu) Chun (chūn) Qiu (qi ū); Qu (qū) Yuan (yuán) released () Zhu ú, that is, (n ǐ i) Fu (f ǐ) Li (lí) Sao (sā o); Zuo (zuǒ) Qiu (qi) lost (sh) Ming (mínɡ), Jue (jué) has (yǒu) Guo () language (y); Grandson (sūn), son (zi), bīnɡ (b ū n), son (Jiǐo) and column (Xi ū) of b ū n ū n; Non-(bù) Wei (wéi) moved to (qiān) Shu (shD), and the world (shiD) spread (chuán) Lu (lǐn); Lan (lǐ n); Han (hán) not imprisoned (fēi) (qiú) Qin (qín), Shuo (Shuū) difficult (nán), Gu (ū) angry (fè n); The poem (shā n) has three (sān) hundred (bǐ i) poems (piān), and the great (dà) sage (dǐ) sage (xián) sends (fā) anger (fèn) (zhā) by (. This (cǐ) person (rén) refers to (y) having (yǒu) (suǒ) depression (yǖ), not (bǖ) having (dǖ ǖ ǖ ǖ ǖ ǖ ǖ ǖ ǖ ǖ ǖ ǖ ǖ ǖ ǖ ǖ ǖ 470 ) Wen (wén) and (yǐ) Ji (zi).

Servant (pú) steals the word (qiè) (zhē) not (bú) inferior (xěn), and nearly (jěn) from (zī) to (xià) to (zh) in (yú) z (. It is (wéi) Ten (shí) Table (bi o), Ben (běn) Ji (j ě) Ten (shí) Two (èr), Shu (shū) Eight (bā) Chapters (zhānɡ) and Shi (shi) Jia. Also (y) with (y) with (y) research (jiū) day (tiān) people (ren) (zhá)(j), pass (tōn) ancient (today) (j). Grass (cǐ o) makes (chuànɡ) without (wǐ i) and then (jiǐ) suffers from (zāo) this (cǐ) disaster (huǐ), but (x\) it (q \. Servant (pú) Cheng (chénɡ) has (y) written (zhe) this (c) book (shū), (cánɡ) the name (zhī) hidden (mínɡ) mountain (shān). Then (zé) servant (pú) is responsible for (zh:) compensation (chánɡ) and (qi:) humiliation (rD), although (su:) ten thousand people (wàn) were killed (lú) by (bèi), is it (isn't it? However, (rán) this (cǐ) can be (kě) a (wéi) wisdom (zhě) Tao (dào), and (nán) a (wéi) vulgar (sú) person (rén) speech (yé n).

And (qi) negative (ù) negative (xià) negative (wèi) active (jū), negative (xià) negative (liú) negative (duū) negative (bànɡ) negative (yü). Servant (pú) meets (yǐ) this (cǐ) curse (yǐ) and says (kǐ u) words (yǔ o), and the heavy (zh* n ɡ) is (wé. (y) In (f) month (zh:)(h) mother (m) tomb (qi)(m). Although (Su:) tired (lèi) hundred (I) times (stone), dirty () even (shèn) ears (? r)! It's (Shi) to (yǐ) intestine (chánɡ) one (y) day (ri) and (ér) nine (jiǔ) return (hu), and living in (jū) is (z ū) sudden (hū). Every (měi) read (niě n), (sě) shame (chǐ) and sweat (hě n) have no taste (chánɡ), hair (fā), back (bèi) and touch (zhān). Body (shēn) straight (zhí) is (wéi) boudoir (ɡ u?) and (hé) minister (chén), so it is better for (nínɡ) to get (dé) from (z) and (yǐn). Therefore, (π) and (qi) float from (có n π) to (fú) and sink (chén). When (shí) goes down (f), (y), y m n. Today (j Ο n) is less (sh o) (q Ο n) is (n i. Today (jρn), although (suρ) wants (yρ) to carve (diāo) and carve (zhuó), Man (mρn) decorates (shi) with (y ρ) and (zρ), it has no benefits of (wú). If the date (ǐ) (ri) of death (zh) is to be (ǐ), then (rán) is (shi) not (ē i) but (n ǐ i) fixed (d n book (shū) not (bù) can (x). I sincerely (jǐn) say goodbye (zài) (bài).