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Interesting reminders in the reading room (no noise allowed), cinema (no smoking)

(The following is my own creation. If there is any similarity, it is purely a copy of mine!)

Reading room:

"'Dumb' discount!"

"If you've seen The Fox and the Crow, you should know what to do"

"If you haven't seen The Fox and the Crow, you should watch it first "

"Please set yourself to 'vibrate', preferably 'mute'"

"Please perform the reading room salute when meeting people. The action is to stretch your arms vertically. Hold your index finger and put it gently in front of your lips"

Cinema:

"Friend, do you want to commit suicide slowly? Then go out and smoke!"

" I hope what you have in your hand is not cigarettes, but popcorn."

"In fact, don't light the cigarette, it will take longer to smoke."

"Don't light the lighter, the light will affect the fluorescence. Curtain"

"Don't create smoke, it can't clean the sauna"

"Look at the beautiful lady around you, she must not like cigarettes"