Fitness funny jingle

Xx's fart is very powerful. When it was shown in Italy, the king of Italy was watching the play. He was very happy to smell fart and called on the people of the whole country to fart, be a section chief and a professor.

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2.

When the sun came out, I climbed the hillside. After climbing the hillside, I climbed the wire. Suddenly, the wire was electrocuted and I was numb. Terrorists asked me to buy cigarettes and bought packets after packets. The terrifying man praised me as a good boy and sent me back to earth.

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3.

Xiao Pang wants to buy a house, Xiao Pang wants to sell land, Xiao Pang lent me more than 3000 yuan, but so far he hasn't paid back the money. He is rolling interest, rolling interest, not splashing paint, rolling interest, rolling interest, cramping and peeling, hey ~ ~

-The revised lyrics are sung by Jingle Bells.

4.

I went to bomb the school, but the teacher didn't know. I ran as soon as I blew up. Boom, the school blew up!

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5.

P is a kind of biogas, tossing and turning in your mind. If you are not careful, you will be released. Those who fart are complacent, and those who smell fart lose their temper. Hold your breath, hold your heart, squeeze without farting, and exercise. P is the spirit of life, so there is no reason not to let it go. Those who let it go are happy, and those who smell it are depressed.

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6.

Studying is hard and tiring, and you have to pay tuition. You might as well join the underworld, be rich and powerful, and have beautiful women to sleep with you.

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7.

You are handsome, you are handsome, with a nest of cabbage on your head, a hemp belt and a kelp in your waist. You think you are Dong Fangbubai, but you are actually the second generation of SB.

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