What are the basic routines of online novels at present?

Most people who pass the training class have enemies, generally have a modern skill against the sky, and have a clear hierarchy. The world worships force, suddenly develops its potential, obtains cheats or meets elusive masters, and trains several times faster than ordinary people.

Girls love to cross classes ~ most of them wear them because they complain to death. When they crossed to the rich and powerful official in ancient times or the down-and-out rich and powerful official, there was a maid who never left or had betrayed, and there was an elder at home who stood on the side of the protagonist. Other elders don't like the protagonist, and beautiful green tea bitches compete with the protagonist for men.

Most of the boys who cross martial arts classes are not dudes, but are considered to have no martial arts talent or can't practice martial arts. It's no problem to meet a noble person, a strange man or a cross-body Still a talented person with great potential, there is a recluse master as a master.

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You must choose the worst, the most useless, the most angry person,

I fell into the toilet when I went to the toilet and ran to another world.

If you go in, you must go to the highest-level college.

Recommended by the principal, direct admission without examination.

You should choose at least twelve dishes.

What magic, martial arts, strategy,

Choose everything that can be chosen for him, and there must be no problem.

There is a forest in the college. There is a lake in the forest.

There is an elf standing in the lake.

The kind with wings and little clothes.

As soon as the protagonist enters the forest, he takes a bath no matter what.

When I met the elf, the elf said

Can I have the honor to be your slave?

Authentic highland orc accent

Times (children) have face! ! !

Go to another magic kingdom after graduation.

There are three princes in the kingdom.

There are several battles for the throne in a year alone.

Establish another heavy cavalry regiment

Run wild on the mainland

It's a word! ! Kill! ! !

If you fight a city, you have to kill 100 thousand

Usually the battle is either an ambush or a fire attack.

If you win the battle with more people,

You're embarrassed to write it in history books.

How many women have you seen in such a leading role?

I think I'll take 20 anyway!

Twenty, that was before the founding of the country! !

200! ! ! !

You don't want too much, and there is no discount! /kloc-there must be at least 300 h words in 0/000 words.

You must study Xiao Bai's reading psychology.

Lord who is willing to read books online all day.

Don't care if it's reasonable or not.

Do you know what a successful novel is?

What website is a successful novel?

Click is the most, not the best! !

So! The slogan of our YY novel is

Not seeking the best! ! But the requirements are the most (click)! ! !

online game

It must be an online game developed by Longteng Company, and the virtual reality currency exchange must be more than 99% real. It must also have a significant impact on international politics and economy, with at least several billion users worldwide. Any army, consortium, gang, anything can be mixed with him,

Send a special account when you enter the game. A white light flashed and a game administrator stood in front of you.

Wearing glasses, especially the kind of S. ...

As soon as the protagonist enters the game, no matter what happens, he must tell others.

Congratulations, sir!

Real business is business.

Bell surprise

Next to the novice village, there is another beast, the white tiger and the suzaku. If it is accidentally destroyed, it is hundreds of thousands of experience values.

Find another blacksmith's shop, and a large number of masters will teach you how to strike the iron.

It is a word-cow.

You can create a new skill by farting casually.

The protagonists in other online game novels either take artifacts or play with fairy devices. If you take a secret piece of gold, you will get it.

You are too embarrassed to talk about playing online games.

What level do you think the protagonist of this online game got?

I think I have to get 200 points anyway.

Level 200? ! That's an internal test

Starting from level 400

Don't be too arrogant. This is not the time wasted by OOXX and eating in the restaurant in the protagonist's game. You have to study the protagonist's game psychology

The protagonist who can get to level 200 casually doesn't care about getting to level 200 again.

Do you know what the protagonist of online games is?

The protagonist of online games is

Playing any game is the best, not the best.

So, our slogan for writing online games is

Not the best, but the best.

Historical expenditure article

You must choose the most humble protagonist. In reality, you are in pain. Dad doesn't love the kind that mom doesn't love. You can't find a job. Every day when I have nothing to do, I will go online to read a historical aerial novel or something, and I will dream of the adventure of moving my hukou back to ancient times one day. What car crashes, lightning strikes, floods, whatever he can encounter,

When I finally returned to ancient times, I must have fallen into the barren hills first and met an old farmer when I turned the foot of the mountain.

Wearing a robe, the classic kind.

As soon as the protagonist opens his mouth, no matter what happens, he must tell people.

Where am I?

Authentic modern cavity.

Bell is confused.

Meet another Beowulf in the mountain village, just like Chu Xu and Dian Wei, and then take him back to thousands of villagers.

Visit a hermit again and talk about ancient literature for three hours.

It is a word-loading.

Open your mouth and write eight poems of Tang and Song Dynasties.

The protagonists in other novels go back and either make glass or steel. You must swear that you will keep quiet.

You are embarrassed to tell others that you are overhead.

How many officials do you think such a protagonist can get in the end?

I think you should get four grades anyway.

Four-product view? ! That was before I got rich.

Zheng yi pin qi

Don't be too pretentious. Not even rebellion and independence in the future. You have to study the protagonist's overhead psychology.

Being the protagonist of a four-level official doesn't care about a few more levels.

Do you know what an air hero is?

The protagonist of the overhead is

In any dynasty, it was the most capable, not the most aggressive.

So, our slogan for writing aerial novels is

Not for the best, but for the best.

Stallion article

We must find the best family. If there are tens of billions of families, they must all be only children, and their parents must be prime ministers. Lori, the royal elder sister, the queen, he deserves everything he can give him.

The protagonist should have a big house with a big bed with a nest of beautiful women lying on it.

Nothing, the sexy kind.

As soon as the protagonist enters the gate, he must tell others if there is anything.

MayImakelovewithyousir？

A slutty accent.

Bell is sensational.

Plus hundreds of overseas rich women, regardless of the United States and Britain, dozens of private jets take off and land in China every day.

Dozens of old families came again, and their daughters stuck to the protagonist for 24 hours.

It is a word-abuse.

You can get a family heirloom by taking out the garbage.

The pretty girl in somebody else's novels is either called Nangong or Murong. If your last name is Liu Zhang.

You're embarrassed to say your name.

How many beautiful women do you think such a protagonist needs in a book?

I think we have to get two thousand beautiful women anyway.

Two thousand beauties? ! This is a warm-up

4000 beautiful women

Don't go too far. This is not 1ye. You have to study the hero's stallion psychology.

A stallion who is willing to take two thousand beautiful women to OOXX doesn't care about taking two thousand more.

Do you know what a stallion is?

The protagonist of stallion is

All women choose the worst, not the best.

Therefore, we write "stallion" slogan is

Not the best, but the most.

Reasoning article

You must choose the most abnormal subject matter, write a serial murder case with the super popular * *, and at least three people die in a novel. What murder, vendetta, killing for money, anything that can be mixed in, are mixed in.

Go out and find some physical evidence. If you have nothing to do, just come to some psychoanalysis.

There is a typical assistant standing in the office, looking weak and stupid.

* * As soon as you enter the door, don't worry about the case.

You have to tell people, "My dear friend, what the hell is going on?" ,

With a pious worship expression,

Belle has an atmosphere!

The article adds a love story, in which the hero and heroine stare at each other and drag out tens of thousands of words;

A little more visual stimulation,

A river of blood is just one word-miserable!

It takes 8000 words to describe the scene alone.

Other writers kill beautiful women or billionaires. If you kill a little-known working class,

You are embarrassed to say hello.

How many words does it take to write such reasoning?

(I think it will be 654.38+ ten thousand anyway, right? )

A hundred thousand? ! This is the preface! !

At least 200 thousand, don't be too wordy and don't cut it!

You have to study the reading psychology of readers. If you can concentrate on reading100000 words, you don't mind reading100000 words.

Do you know what a good writer is?

A good writer is: what articles are written only in the long run, not in the long run.

So, the slogan of our freelance writer is:

Not the best, but the longest!

Koushuiwen

You must choose the most popular and vulgar theme. The titles must be Magic and God. When writing, we should aim at the longest writing, what is popular, what is mixed with online games, how to fix the truth, how to raise horses, and write everything for him.

Put a preface in front of the book, which has thousands of words, all of which are sincere confessions of the author.

That kind of writing is simple and especially heartfelt.

Readers should go in at one o'clock and tell others whatever happens.

You sit down and watch.

Real brotherly accent.

Bell sincerity

At the beginning of the book, first talk about the protagonist's childhood, first describe how the protagonist is gifted, and this paragraph will be150,000 words.

Another hazy first love, but it's another hundred thousand words.

It is a word-drag.

It takes 18 thousand words to go to the toilet

Other novels are either 300 chapters or 500 chapters. If you write the 100 chapter.

You are embarrassed to tell people that you are a code word.

How many words can you find in such a novel?

Anyway, I think it's a million words.

A million words? ! Rest and limb version of the oath

From 3 million words

Don't overdo it. It is not the author's thoughts and the advertisements at the beginning and end of each chapter. You must study Xiao Bai's reading psychology.

Xiao Bai is willing to put up with one million sentences of nonsense, but he doesn't care about putting up with another two million sentences.

What is an aunt writer? Do you know that?/You know what?

Aunt writer is.

Everything you write is the most procrastinating, not the best.

So, our slogan for writing online novels is

Not for the best, but for the most delay.

Be sure to choose the best target,

Guthriban's master of horror design

What Tokyo, Yokohama, Kyoto, blow up everything that can be blown up for him,

Do earth-shattering terror, use China's latest bombers,

It is three times larger than an aircraft carrier. ..

Missiles, nuclear warheads, anything that can be hung,

YZ bow list should be at least 180. You have to swear allegiance to the ordinary fire bow list.

You're embarrassed to say hello,

The bomber captain was an Afghan, wearing a headscarf with a circle on it.

Especially the savage, don't worry about anything when you are over Japan.

He must say to the Japanese, "Can I help you, sir?".

The authentic Arabic accent is twice as impressive.

How many Japanese do you think this bomber can kill at a time?

I don't think it will exceed100000. /kloc-more than 0/00000? That can only be immediate death,

Those who died in the hospital don't count, not too much, and don't discount. Just one word: malicious!

You must understand the Japanese psychology.

Japanese who were hit by YZ bow

I don't care if I die another 180 thousand (

Do you know what Japanese is?

The real Japanese just don't feel bad about being bombed.

It's fun to blow up!

Therefore, our slogan for Japanese terrorism is "not the most accurate, but the most ruthless!"