I’m looking for some short jokes, preferably ones that make people laugh.

The person riding the white horse may not always be a prince, it may also be Tang Monk! !

You are a handsome guy, and your whole family is handsome

What is your mother’s surname?

Fuck you, don’t say bad words...

Q: Do you think my avatar looks awesome?

Answer: Like!

If the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if the people are humble, they will be invincible!

The following joke is the funniest, hahahaha... Wait a minute, let me laugh first. .I can't breathe...Hahahaha...It's so funny...Haha...Why don't you laugh...Haha...Come on!

Rat: I am in love with bats now. From now on, the children will live in the air and will not be afraid of you cats. The cat sneered, pointed at the owl on the tree and said: Did you see, she is already pregnant with my child!

Zhu Bajie was making out with Chang'e on the moon. Suddenly a black shadow passed by. Zhu Bajie hurriedly picked up the nail rake and chased him out. After a while, he came back and said: Damn it, Yang Liwei ...

There was a Mr. Banana who was on a date with his girlfriend. They were walking on the street. It was very hot, so Mr. Banana took off his clothes, and then his girlfriend fell down... ...

The cold drink shop sells a new product: "Heartache Feeling" for 20 yuan a cup. I bought one out of curiosity, and it really made me feel heartache: it was just a cup of boiled water!

Chu Yang said to: I failed the arithmetic test today.

Dad: Why?

Chu Yangxiang: The teacher asked me what 2x3 equals, and I said 6.

Dad: That’s right!

Chu Yangxiang: The teacher asked me again what 3x2 equals.

Dad: What the hell difference does it make!

Chu Yangxiang: I said the same thing.

It is said that a little boy hurried to the police station and said to the police: No, no, no, my father and his neighbor are fighting! Go quickly! Otherwise, no one would die! The police asked: When did it start? "It's almost half an hour." "Then why didn't you come and report earlier?" "My father had the upper hand just now, but now I think he is going to suffer"!

Bali: I seem to have fallen in love with a dog...

Xiaoxian: What? Male dog?

Bali: Of course it’s a bitch! Do you think I'm a pervert?

Abi and Adi went to a bar to get drunk. There were only two female customers inside. Abi, the leader, suddenly jumped out and whispered to Adi

"Let's go!" I didn't expect that my wife and mistress are both in there." Adi looked over and his expression changed drastically:

"Strange! My wife and mistress are also in there."

An American hacker. He threatened to hack a Chinese website, but as soon as he opened the webpage, he was infected by four or five viruses...

A girl was so ugly that she could not get married and hoped to be trafficked. One day, her dream came true and she was kidnapped. The kidnappers thought she was ugly and sent her home. The woman refused to get out of the car, and the kidnapper leader gritted his teeth and stamped his feet and said: Damn it, let’s go! I don’t want the car anymore! !

1. Question: While... while...

Children: He was taking off his clothes and putting on his pants at the same time.

Teacher’s comment: Should he take it off? Or should he wear it?

2. Topic: Among them

Children: One of my left feet is injured.

Teacher’s comment: Are you a centipede?

3. Topic: Continuously

Children: After get off work, Dad came home one after another.

Teacher’s comment: How many fathers do you have?

4. Topic: Sad

Children: There is a ditch in front of my house. It’s sad.

Teacher’s comments: The teacher is even sadder

5. Topic: And again

Children: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin.

Teacher’s comment: Is your mother a Transformer?

6. Topic: Look

Children: What are you looking at! Haven’t you seen it?

Teacher’s comment: Don’t be too arrogant

7. Topic: Prosperity

Children write: Confession of Prosperity.

Teacher’s comment: Don’t watch too many TV series!

8. Topic: Delicious

Children wrote: Tasty as hell.

Teacher: .........

9. Topic: Innocence

The child wrote: It’s so hot today.

Teacher’s comment: You are so naive

10. Topic: Sure enough

The child said: Yesterday I ate fruit .Then drink cold water

Teacher’s comment: They are phrases and cannot be separated

11. Question: First... then... Example: Eat first, Take a shower again.

Children: Goodbye, sir!

Teacher’s comments:.............

12. Topic: What's more

Children: A train passed by, what's more, what's more, what's more

Teacher's comment: I'll just die

2. That day I said: "You are a pig." You said: "It's weird that I am a pig." So from now on I will call you "It's weird that I'm a pig"! Finally one day, you couldn't bear it anymore and shouted in front of everyone: "It's weird that I'm not a pig!" ”

The ugly man took ninety-nine roses and dedicated them to his beautiful female colleague,

Marry me! I love you!

Female: Forget it! I have no feelings for you.

Male: Please tell me what is wrong and I will change it.

Female: What do you like about me? I changed

One day Xiaoqiang asked his father: Dad, am I a stupid boy? Dad said: Silly boy, how can you be a stupid boy?

Thief A: Count how much money you robbed today? Thief B: No, you will know after reading the newspaper tomorrow.

The higher you stand, the farther you pee

Mom: Everything goes up, including water bills, electricity bills, gas bills, and air sewage bills. Son: There are always some things that go down! Mom : My humorous and smart son wants to tell you? Son: Look at my report card

Rat: I am in love with bats now. From now on, the children will live in the air and will not be afraid of you cats. The cat sneered, pointed at the owl on the tree and said: Did you see, she is already pregnant with my child!

I will not offend anyone unless they offend me; if someone offends me, I will be polite; if someone offends me again, I will give him a shot in return; if someone offends me again, I will eradicate the root cause.

2. I allow you to enter my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in it.

3. It is easy to hide when you are exposed, but it is difficult to prevent when you are undercover.

4. God has not given me any great responsibilities, but it still tortures my mind and strains my muscles and bones.

5. When you hold your hand, you will know that your son is ugly, and your face will burst into tears. If you don’t leave, I will leave.

6. The red beans don’t grow in the south, but grow on my face. I really think about it!

7. I firmly believe that there will be a man who came to this world to be tortured by me.

8. Journey to the West tells us: All monsters with a backing were picked up, and all monsters without a backing were beaten to death with a stick

9. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

10. I like you so much, you will die if you like me.

My mother asked me if I had a boyfriend. I said no. My mother said: Yes, I have a boyfriend. I said: I really don’t have one~~~

A mental patient ran away from the hospital. He came out and kidnapped a young man with a real gun. He asked the young man: "1+1=?" The young man thought for a moment and said nervously: "...2" and ended up killing the young man. , you ask why? Oh, he said to the young man before killing him, "You know too much..."

Two colleagues got drunk after drinking. One of them dragged his tongue and said: "Everything I see now is double-layered."

The other quickly took out a ten-dollar note from his pocket and said: "This is what I pay you back." Twenty dollars.

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Who came up with it?, yes! I want to punch his lungs

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