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Take the house facing south as an example. The kitchen is in the southeast. Which direction is better for the stove?

The position and direction of the stove is selected according to the smoke crossing, usually placed in the nearest position to the smoke crossing.

Don't rush to the door and the road in the kitchen, there's a lot to say.

The kitchen doesn't press the beam, and the whole family is uneasy (with a fever on their heads).

The stove should not be hedged with the refrigerator, and the hot and cold are not harmonious (easy to abort).

The stove should not be opposite to the toilet door, and the medicine bottle should not leave.

Don't rush into the corner of the kitchen, your back will hurt (as will a door rushing in the back).

Don't rush to see the key points (nosebleeds) and heart diseases behind other people's corners.

Don't flush the doors on both sides of the stove, and don't put pickles under the stove.

The stove should not be placed in the ditch.

The kitchen should not be backed against the toilet (that is, people are facing the toilet wall). The stove shouldn't point at the toilet. Although partition walls are not allowed, stoves should not be hidden in toilets.

It is lucky to put the stove in Qinglong Square (left) as far as possible (the children are very clever).