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What are the ten classic lines for WeChat red envelopes?

1. If you can express your feelings with red envelopes, don’t send blessings such as Happy New Year. The blessings may not come true, but the red envelopes can definitely be withdrawn.

2. I wish you happiness, peace and continuous happiness. Good morning!

3. When is spring flowers and autumn moon, how much do you know about the festival? New Year’s Eve is here again. I missed your love in those years, but today, I don’t want to miss your red envelope again!

< p>4. Christmas Eve without red envelopes is just talk on paper.

5. Again, I thought, this is a good guy. Unconditionally non-utilitarian good. How can a humble body contain so much good things?

6. I wish you happiness as much as chicken feathers, wisdom as much as chicken brains, progress like chickens running, and worries like chickens in the new year. Throw away the jade buds!

7. The reason why people are human is that they have human nature that makes people hate, love, laugh and pity.

8. For things that can be solved with red envelopes during this period, please try not to express them in words! If you love me, I will give it to you, and if you wish me well, I will give it to you. Please send red envelopes, no change! You send me a WeChat red envelope, and I will send a screenshot of the red envelope to Moments, and explain who you are, what our relationship is, and what I think of you. Who lends me yuan? Let me buy myself an S! Installed in five years? One thousand yuan per year, one yuan per month, every day. I will send you red envelopes every day, and there will be surprises every day. Keep in touch every day, and we will never leave you for five years. When I am at my poorest, my friends give me yuan. Those who like me give me yuan. Those who love me give me yuan. Those who think they are good people give me yuan. Those who love me the most give me yuan. They don’t want to talk to me. Forget it.

9. Your name is the shortest love poem I have ever read. I like you very much, just like when spring passes and autumn comes, begonia flowers bloom.

10. I want to discuss something with you. I have known you for so long and I want to ask you a serious question. It is Christmas Eve soon. Can you send me a red envelope?