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Take stock of the wonderful school rules of Japanese schools

Japan is a country that pays more attention to etiquette, and sometimes excessive rules can feel ironic. The following is an inventory of the wonderful school rules of Japanese schools, hoping to make you laugh ~ As the saying goes, no rules can make Fiona Fang, and each school will have its own school rules to regulate the behavior of students. However, schools are always a little too wide and should not be neglected. Recently, some netizens have compiled an amazing school regulation of various schools in Japan, the contents of which are really ... 1. Teachers should clap their hands when they enter the classroom

[pa pa pa ]

2. Sushi can't be brought in the lunch

[is sushi delicious ]

3. Erasers are forbidden in the classroom [p >]. But if you bring a teacher, it's another matter

[inability to spit ]

5. When you are alone with boys in the classroom, you should open all the doors and windows to ensure that you can ask for help at any time

[Hahahaha ▽ ⊙]

6. It takes 3 seconds to urinate in the toilet and 3 minutes to defecate

[It's cruel. ]

7. If you want to go to the toilet in the middle of class, please ask the office for a toilet certificate before you can go to the toilet

[If you really can't hold back, can you choose to pee in the office? ⊙▽⊙]

8. You can't go to the toilet with two people at a time

[This ... is definitely wrong ... Of course, there may be only one pit in the toilet] < p Write an article on "Magazine and Me"

[Magazine is man's best friend …]

1. The first person to enter the classroom should help the whole class clean the table

[So they always enter the classroom together ]

11. When walking in the corridor, If the bell rings, stop at the same place immediately

[it is best that the teacher enters the class and the students in half a class are still standing in the corridor …]

12. Those who fall into the field will be expelled from school

[Do you have to tell the school if you fall into the field ]

[Oh, maybe they have a desire to be expelled from school ]

13. Those who are late for more than 1 times, Plant radishes several times if you are late

[This is how Japan's GDP is driven ⊙▽⊙]

14. If you don't hurry home after school, you are likely to be locked up in the school

[locked up in the school and slapped ]

15. If the thumbtack falls in the corridor and you can't pick it up, [p > [Teacher, here is a thumbtack! [p > [Teacher, here is a thumbtack! [p > [Teacher, here is a thumbtack! ]

16. If you are on TV, you will drop out of school

[What if you are interviewed by a street citizen or accidentally photographed ]

17. If you sneeze more than three times in class, you should go to the health care room immediately

[In order to prevent the earthquake ... ⊙▽⊙]

18. If men and women are caught in communication, they should have a six-party interview < ]

19. Please try your best to be students from the same school

[because the school is good at organizing six-party interviews ⊙▽⊙]

2. Please also actively send chocolates to teachers on Valentine's Day

[It seems that the love between teachers and students is what they advocate ...]

21. Please send chocolates at 7: in the morning on Valentine's Day.

22. Don't keep staring at the important parts of the opposite sex for more than 1 seconds

[can't look straight ]

23. Boys and girls can't hold hands, and of course they can't hold hands more than that

[In this case, boys and girls have to hold hands ]

24. Please put on your swimsuit and walk around the campus before swimming class

[Please don't wear clothes before going to bed. ]

26. Be sure to smile at the headmaster once a day

[Hee hee hee! ⊙▽⊙]

27. It is forbidden for boys to go to the health room together

[Alas, boys and boys are also forbidden ]

[But what if they sneeze more than three times together ]

28. If they are repeated in grade 3, they don't have to wear uniforms

[Alas, the fungus is already dark. ]

3. Don't bring a kettle to school

[Is that true? ]

31. It is forbidden for schools to specify hairstyles other than fingers

[Is there any humanity? ! ]

32. No riding to school

[Holy shit, how many people ride to school ]

33. You can go to KTV, but singing and eating are forbidden

[Then why go there? .....]

34. You can only wear five rings on one hand at most

[Really rich ]

35. If you want to go anywhere on your way back, you need your parents to sign the student notebook and give it to the class teacher

[My God-]