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Take stock of the wonderful school rules of Japanese schools
[pa pa pa ]
2. Sushi can't be brought in the lunch
[is sushi delicious ]
3. Erasers are forbidden in the classroom [p >]. But if you bring a teacher, it's another matter
[inability to spit ]
5. When you are alone with boys in the classroom, you should open all the doors and windows to ensure that you can ask for help at any time
[Hahahaha ▽ ⊙]
6. It takes 3 seconds to urinate in the toilet and 3 minutes to defecate
[It's cruel. ]
7. If you want to go to the toilet in the middle of class, please ask the office for a toilet certificate before you can go to the toilet
[If you really can't hold back, can you choose to pee in the office? ⊙▽⊙]
8. You can't go to the toilet with two people at a time
[This ... is definitely wrong ... Of course, there may be only one pit in the toilet] < p Write an article on "Magazine and Me"
[Magazine is man's best friend …]
1. The first person to enter the classroom should help the whole class clean the table
[So they always enter the classroom together ]
11. When walking in the corridor, If the bell rings, stop at the same place immediately
[it is best that the teacher enters the class and the students in half a class are still standing in the corridor …]
12. Those who fall into the field will be expelled from school
[Do you have to tell the school if you fall into the field ]
[Oh, maybe they have a desire to be expelled from school ]
13. Those who are late for more than 1 times, Plant radishes several times if you are late
[This is how Japan's GDP is driven ⊙▽⊙]
14. If you don't hurry home after school, you are likely to be locked up in the school
[locked up in the school and slapped ]
15. If the thumbtack falls in the corridor and you can't pick it up, [p > [Teacher, here is a thumbtack! [p > [Teacher, here is a thumbtack! [p > [Teacher, here is a thumbtack! ]
16. If you are on TV, you will drop out of school
[What if you are interviewed by a street citizen or accidentally photographed ]
17. If you sneeze more than three times in class, you should go to the health care room immediately
[In order to prevent the earthquake ... ⊙▽⊙]
18. If men and women are caught in communication, they should have a six-party interview < ]
19. Please try your best to be students from the same school
[because the school is good at organizing six-party interviews ⊙▽⊙]
2. Please also actively send chocolates to teachers on Valentine's Day
[It seems that the love between teachers and students is what they advocate ...]
21. Please send chocolates at 7: in the morning on Valentine's Day.
22. Don't keep staring at the important parts of the opposite sex for more than 1 seconds
[can't look straight ]
23. Boys and girls can't hold hands, and of course they can't hold hands more than that
[In this case, boys and girls have to hold hands ]
24. Please put on your swimsuit and walk around the campus before swimming class
[Please don't wear clothes before going to bed. ]
26. Be sure to smile at the headmaster once a day
[Hee hee hee! ⊙▽⊙]
27. It is forbidden for boys to go to the health room together
[Alas, boys and boys are also forbidden ]
[But what if they sneeze more than three times together ]
28. If they are repeated in grade 3, they don't have to wear uniforms
[Alas, the fungus is already dark. ]
3. Don't bring a kettle to school
[Is that true? ]
31. It is forbidden for schools to specify hairstyles other than fingers
[Is there any humanity? ! ]
32. No riding to school
[Holy shit, how many people ride to school ]
33. You can go to KTV, but singing and eating are forbidden
[Then why go there? .....]
34. You can only wear five rings on one hand at most
[Really rich ]
35. If you want to go anywhere on your way back, you need your parents to sign the student notebook and give it to the class teacher
[My God-]
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