Don't force me, otherwise I will become great and out of control.

1. My dear, do you want to do your homework together? Who will put down his pen first in the father-son game?

2. Love Apartment 4, if you don’t come out, we will start school

3. Girl, you’ve leaked your lower limit!

4. Eason Chan only taught me how to sing for ten years, but he didn’t teach me how to walk for ten years.

5. Others praise me for being so handsome, but I praise others for their good eyesight.

6. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to roll my eyes.

7. I want to go to heaven, but I can’t find an elevator.

8. After getting to know you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

9. The bulging little hedgehog finally showed its soft belly

10. Don’t force me, otherwise I will become great and out of control. ?

11. Loneliness means that when someone is talking, no one is listening; when someone is listening, you have nothing to say!

12. In school, I understood that I am sleepy but unable to The pain of sleeping.

13. If he is diligent, that means he has just fallen in love with you; if he is clumsy, that means he is deeply in love with you; if he is calm, that means he is tired of you.

14. I don’t care who I get along with, I’m very interesting anyway

15. When you were growing up, you loved wearing a hemp rope around your waist and a pot lid on your head

16. You can't wake up someone who is pretending to be asleep, nor can you intoxicate someone who doesn't love you. You can't be a person on the road, nor can you take shortcuts.

17. Don’t ask me out on Chinese Valentine’s Day. I’m very busy. I have to sell flowers during the day and condoms at night. In the early morning, I had to squat in front of the hotel to sell medicine, and a week later I was selling pregnancy test kits.

18. When you feel that life is meaningless, think about the fact that there are still people who are lifeguards in Olympic swimming competitions.

19. If stepping on AJ can make you a girlfriend, then if you step on it hard and it affects the feeling of your feet, I will put boost, air cushion, zoom, and Luna on my other shoes and give them to you. Step on it

20. The whole world is busy falling in love, but I am only busy doing homework.

21. You are my future husband, how can we not be familiar with each other?

22. After I die, I will engrave my QQ number on my tombstone. PS: Allow anyone to add me as a friend.

23. Do you think a boy who is handsome, has long legs, obvious collarbones, muscles, skinny and slender hands, good grades and is considerate will like girls?

24. Do you know how disgusting you are? Your mother vomited when she felt your presence for the first time! !

25. During the exam, the multiple-choice questions in the eyes of the top students and I

26. When my wife is angry, she is mostly just pretending, just stuff the money into her and spend it casually.

27. I really hate the slogans in the cafeteria that say it’s a shame to waste food. You make the food that the farmer uncles worked so hard to grow so unpalatable, and you really have the nerve to put up slogans to criticize others. .

29. The Four Great Inventions: Star Farming

30. My big hand and my little one were holding hands during the summer vacation, with a homework dog in the middle.

31. There are so many corrections at the end of the semester, which attracts countless students to give up!

32. Someone tells you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? All I pee is Royal Salute. 11. Combining a series of Qing palace dramas such as "Gong Bu Bu Jing Xin" together, it is a living "Girls Yongzheng Chased in Those Years"

33. I don't want to be jealous, just because I am afraid of growing up to be weird.

34. What cannot be returned is the past, what cannot be reached is the future, and what can be grasped is the present.

35. Chinese is very magical. For example, if you say the same word, it will be considered perfunctory. Saying oh is a very positive response. Saying oh oh oh will be considered as calling for bed.

36. 27. Hitting is kissing, scolding is loving, if you don’t love enough, kick!

37. Destiny is like rape, if you can’t resist it, learn to enjoy it, haha

38. Look at your handsome face in the mirror for a while.

39. Funny words to say you are handsome, funny sentences to praise yourself for being handsome

41. Seeking pleasure and doing evil, enjoying the world.

42. Since QQ has the anonymous messaging function, I have found that a lot of boys have begun to confess their feelings to each other.

43. Withered vines, old trees, dark crows; school, refused to let, go home; surprise, naked test, failed; simply, talking in sleep.

44. I made a lot of ambitious plans before the holiday, but none of them were completed after the holiday.