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Talking about the Influence of Emotion on Weight

1, long time no see, you have gained weight!

2. I feel that the world is full of malice.

3, fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait till you lose weight.

Talk about the mood of getting fat recently

4, all my troubles are in my heart, no wonder I can't lose weight.

5, arguing about losing weight every day is just to scare the meat.

6. I used to be very thin, so it makes me sad to think about it.

7. It is heavier than Mount Tai or other mountains.

8. My beauty is said to be unworthy.

9. When the typhoon came, people and trees around them were blown away …

10, I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid my weight is not allowed.

1 1. My fatness is temporary, and your shortness is lifelong.

12, hypoglycemia! I can't go without eating for a day.

13, open your eyes and close your eyes.

14, the clothes were changed in several batches. I mean the big bang.

15, fatty is always updating the wardrobe.

16, you hugged me gently from behind, and your hands couldn't close properly.

17. If you sell me by the catty, I can still maintain Wang Sicong.

18, I just wait for the arrival of winter and freeze those thin papers to death.

19, the fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

Thanks to my being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

2 1, I want to thin into a lightning bolt and illuminate all the wretched fat people.

22. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

23. The most exclusive thing in the world is your meat. No matter how you ignore it, it will still leave you!

24. No matter how fat you are, your boyfriend will not want you!

25. If I really can't lose weight, let me grow taller!

26, thin people are so spicy that they can't add me.

27. When your face is full of meat, you will "slip" under your neck, and your neck will become thick and short.

28. I found that I gained two pounds. I silently put bananas in my bag and eat them tomorrow.

29. I like black and fat clothes too much now, but it may be because I am fat again.

I want to eat delicious food every day. What if it's swollen? It's really the Spring Festival.

3 1, the meat around the neck is covered layer by layer, just like overlapping waves.

32. The fattest thing is the belly. It is as round as an uninflated ball.

33, the meat on the back is also thick, which will make a "squeaky" sound.

34. The word "lose weight" is quite distracting when you want to participate.

35. Summer is coming! I want to lose weight, I want to lose weight, and the fruit should not gain weight.

36. Be thin or die. In the hedgehog world, being too fat can really endanger life.

37. My three major shortcomings are: First, I am fat; The second fattest; Third, you can't lose weight!

38. I know why I can't lose weight all the time, because there is a you in my body.

39. People who like you will never think you are fat. People who hate you are afraid that you almost died of obesity.

40. When I was fat, there was no one who disliked me. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

4 1, originally prepared to thin into a flash of lightning this year, brightening your eyes; As a result, fat becomes a nut wall, blocking your view.

42. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I want to gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.

Love to eat is also an art, so don't stop me from pursuing art because of obesity.

44. My stomach is getting bigger and bigger, and I'm depressed. Summer is coming. How can I show my waist?

45. Every day, when you shoot toner, you will slap yourself hard! I hope I can shoot a little.

46. I wanted to play ball to lose weight, but I ate too much at night and got fat.

47. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself, "If I eat too much, I will die." But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.

48. Every woman who fails to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been fat for many years.

49. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat and drink well!

50. My mother's cooking has frustrated my determination to lose weight again and again!

5 1, clothes are getting thinner and thinner recently!

52. After walking a thousand steps, I didn't even use up my strength for a bowl of rice, and I felt fat again.

53. Don't call others ... Boers just because they have gained a little weight!

54. Now, what I can't get on is salary, and what I can't get off is weight.