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Those so-called persistence are nothing but unreasonable licentiousness in your eyes.

There is no hurdle in life. You can't sit next to an obstacle and wait for it to disappear. You can only try to cross it.

I'm not lonely anymore.

The south is open, and the north plays mahjong, drinks and praises the nose, which is the same all over the country.

Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

In this way, I am used to putting down your hand and walking slowly by myself.

When you are drunk, alcohol is strong. When you love, you know very well. You know very well when you are poor.

We can't go back and say how many people's voices.

You can still drink tea without moving your throat. You can crush this scene and enjoy the world.

Men are for love ~ women are for pain. Do you think it's right?

Envy, please continue to envy.

Even if it is bad, I won't let you know.

You have left, what can I love?

I am who I am. I can't meet your requirements. I can't please everyone.

The more trust, the deeper betrayal, the more love, the greater the harm. Friendship is like this. So is love.

If you are happy, you have to live, and if you are unhappy, you have to live. It is better to live happily.

Give you enough face outside, and go home and kneel and sing conquest.

I wanted to run a love marathon with you, but halfway through, you ran away irresponsibly.

Man, don't cover up all kinds of romantic debts with all kinds of helplessness in your mouth.

When will the Yellow River be cleaner? Let me wash it.

God created love, so there was an idiot.

Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

Slowly everything has passed, and giving up properly is an elegant turn of life.

When we grow up, we find that it is more important to have a few sincere friends than to find many.

It is better to live in your own world than to live in the shadow of others.

I only care about people who care about me. I have no capital, but I am still arrogant.

I really made too many mistakes, and I don't want to make any more.

I said ╮ love you is perfunctory, please don't worry.

With your understanding, you may not understand what I explained, so you can continue to slim down.

All this is not your fault, but my eyes are too low to see you clearly!

I'm used to being alone.

I am not humble, but I firmly believe that this is the value of my existence. That's what I want, me.

I want to be happy every day, even without her company.

You don't care about yourself now, so what happiness can you give me?

He smiled and destroyed himself in the years.

Youth-filled idealism is shattered in the face of reality.

Because I still have a dream and still keep you in my heart.

Can you close your eyes when you kiss, so that I won't spy on you?

If a man's heart can accommodate other women, then a woman's bed can accommodate any man.

A bad mood affects everything I do.

Life turns us around. Get us out of here.

Happiness is when you find a crumpled 100 yuan in your old jeans pocket when you have no money.

I don't look down on you, but I don't care about you at all.

I must be too serious to lose.

Do you know how many people you lied to? Finally, the other side of you appeared.

Not everyone can make waves in my heart.

You're right. If you have great hopes, you will be disappointed.

Listen to the happy song quietly, while the happy people watch it from a distance.

Love at first sight is not love, but love at once. You can rob it if you can.

I love you so much that you hurt me so thoroughly.

If I hadn't loved you, I wouldn't even give you a chance.

Play soy sauce all over the world/make others jealous.

You can't live a sad life and laugh all your life.

Love without love purpose is hooliganism.

My hair is blue, my hair is white, and there is only me between heaven and earth.

Always naive and happy, we should all be fine.

Sometimes, the mystery in love is more tortuous than the story.

Without you, I am worse than a pig, but with you, I am worse than a pig.

◎ It's sad that no one loves ◎ Some people love being annoying ◎

◆ ◇ A man who only knows savage neodymium, I actually shed tears for you.

Even if you love him deeply, you should let go of your broken heart.

"Destiny, I Love You" is the best textbook for the third year of junior high school! !

How many women does an affectionate man like?

I'm sorry for someone and something! Some feelings, some love, I feel helpless!

Life is cherished by parents, so be careful when routing yourself.

Years take away memories, but memories will become clearer and clearer.

Don't be smart, you've suffered from your parents. How many people can really do it?

There is nothing wrong with love itself. What is wrong is that we are curious, lustful, greedy, selfish and not strong enough.

Through those right and wrong, is the result happy or sad?

I want the mood of a child who cries after being scolded.

We still like each other, but we both know it's inappropriate, so we parted.

Without you, even if you give me the world, I still have nothing.

The road is too long, don't be too crazy, you may not know who is brilliant!

In retrospect, I am afraid of cowardice, but I will definitely learn not to be sad when I miss you.

Because I am used to being ignored, I can always think of ways to entertain myself.

Ray is a fashionable mood phrase.

I said we never knew each other, so you live in a strange place.

I'd rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths!

If you are instant noodles, I am boiled water; Then I can soak as much as I want!

Never treat an animal that has been bleeding for a week lightly.

One day, I dreamed that I had spent all my money. When I woke up, my pocket was really empty.

I can't run in my life, because I'm not enough in my life.

The problem with chocolate is that if you eat it, it's gone.

Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

A big belly is not terrible. The terrible thing is that it is unexpectedly big.

The biggest advantage of blind date is that if there are problems in marriage in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.

Women show their generosity first, but men dare not be stingy.

When you were born, you cried and everyone laughed; When you left, you smiled and everyone cried.

I am a migrant worker, but my salary is not more than that of migrant workers.

It is said that eating instant noodles often leads to curly hair.

Oh, let a man with spirit take risks where he likes, and don't let your wife go home empty-handed.

There is a kind of love called letting go. Please go when you let go.

Learning is endless, so I never graduated.

We want to fly in heaven, two birds become one, and I want to be a pig in the same circle.

Forget it, if you don't lose weight, whether you like meat or not is just there.

You scold, you continue to scold, and tell me when you've scolded enough. I'll go to bed first.

People who say good night to sleep often show off in an ostentatious manner after half an hour.

The story of the wolf coming tells us that cheating can only be done twice.

Sleep in class at night and get up in the middle of the night to turn off the lights.

It's too difficult to get close to people, especially in winter.

If you can make a bunch of friends with no ideas, you have to be a wizard without boundaries.

I'm not super Mary. I can't afford the RMB you want.

We were both passers-by, but fortunately we didn't knock each other down.

A needle is not pointed at both ends, and a person has neither mind nor body.

There are no white pies in the sky, only white bricks.

That man looks, I don't know. Low pixel ratio

When people start calling you crazy, you are not far from success.

It's not my fault that I'm ugly, but I was in a hurry when I landed, so I didn't hurry to dress up.

Knowing you is like winning the first prize, but it's a pity that you didn't get the bonus.

The so-called threshold, the past is the door and the past is the threshold.

It's really hard to find the same kind, but there are many similarities.

A blind cat may not see a dead mouse, but a scholar has long been a soldier.

Elegance is not fake, grandson is fake.

It is said that a woman without talent is virtue, and I think I should be respected.

Ray is a fashion, and earth is a belief.

I never talk about people. I always talk about myths.

It's beautiful from a distance, but I want to call the police when I look close.

Now I am on a thief ship, and I want to be a successful pirate.

The doctor told me to do photosynthesis and not to stay up late.

The wind blows clouds, and I love King Adi all my life.

If you can't tolerate me, either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

If the road is rough, just shout and go on.

Looking for her in the crowd, suddenly looking back, that person is in the marriage registration office.

After drinking Sanlu milk powder, my waist was sore, my legs stopped hurting, and my heart stopped beating.

Your Majesty, do you remember the rugged man by Daming Lake?

Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

Now find Prince Charming, you are out, now find Prince BMW.

My future is not a dream, my future is a nightmare.

Please read aloud: lying on plum blossoms smells like flowers, and lying on branches hurts and hates low. Invited to smell the wet rubble lying in the spring green.

A fiery heart can change a result. Money can change this result at will.

If you like cheating so much, why don't you go to the ballet?

My bamboo basket is only used to fetch water.

Loneliness is a psychological state of personality and emotion.

The girl of my dreams finally appeared, but unfortunately she doesn't belong to me.

No matter where you are, please don't forget your parents at home

A simple head will think that as long as you like each other, you will be together forever!

I remember everything about you, even a little bit

It's a long journey, dear. Thank you for your company.

I was so bad, I tried hard and failed, so I had to start all over again.

I tried, but I was nothing. It dawned on me, but in exchange, I thought about it.

Russia wants to keep the tenderness that once belonged to Russia.

Hey, I also want to send a text message at six o'clock in the morning saying, "Get up, pig."

I miss seeing you for the first time.

If I still love you, I will despair.

How to tell the dialogue to remember?

I don't take the initiative to find you, not because you are not important, but because I don't know if I am important in your heart.

As long as you are happy.

Don't give your heart easily, because it is closest to sadness.

I always like to scold you severely first, and then I feel distressed for no reason.

I used to be fat, but now I am thin; If nothing else, just for your sentence "If you were thinner, I would definitely fall in love with you".

Not loving is not loving. Where are those terrible excuses?

My love is there. I am looking forward to it. I look forward to new friends.

Carve your appearance in my heart, which is my memory before I went blind.

Waiting for a stubborn if, if you understand me, that's enough.

No matter what we become in the future, you will always be my brother and witness my youth.

There is no need to lower your pride for such a broken me.

Being as happy and sad as you, I think, is enough.

I became silent, sad and unwilling to talk.

The childlike innocence that has passed away is full of self-mockery.

I heard the sound of flowers blooming and saw the ending of flowers falling.

Don't kiss me by kissing other people's lips. Say you love me again and again.

Sometimes, some things, not don't understand, just don't want to understand, or don't want to be silent.

Thank you, fool. Thank you for this sentence: you are meeting someone, I am waiting for you to break up, you are married, and I am waiting for you to divorce.

Loneliness is an attitude and loneliness is a state of mind.

When you don't know what you want to say, calm down and listen to your heartbeat.

A person's world, in addition to his arms, there is air to embrace himself.

The future will be as you wish. I'm leaving, and now you can see that I can stop being invisible.

If one day. I won't smile at you again. Please remember. You never asked me if I was happy.

Loneliness is a beautiful emotional word.

1, boy, what happened today? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine? 2. I'll put up with you, but can you be a little restrictive? 3. Have you been thrown three times at birth and only been caught twice? The world is bigger than what you lack. 5, buddy, look at your IQ. It's from the physics department of Calgary University.

Women should learn to dress themselves up, don't use simplicity as a shield, don't use housework as an excuse, and don't think that they have nothing to do with fashion when walking in the street, because you also represent the fashion degree of a city. If you don't know fashion, you are not a complete woman. From today on, listen to the latest fashion, dress yourself up with fashion every day and be a beautiful and fashionable woman.

Sometimes I don't understand, I just don't want to understand; Sometimes I don't know, but I just don't want to say it; Sometimes it's not that I don't understand, but that there's nothing I can do, so I keep silent. Some words are suitable for hiding in the heart; Some pain, suitable for silent forgetting; Some memories are only suitable for occasional aftertaste. A lot of things, experienced, just know; Many changes, you don't need to say it, just understand it yourself.

Most women who like words are lonely. Loneliness is a kind of beauty, loneliness is a song, there is a silly giggle in loneliness, and tears are common in loneliness.

I accidentally put you in my heart and didn't say anything. But I think I will never take others so seriously again, and I will be very tired.

Drinking not only refers to the amount of alcohol, but more importantly, it is to know the rules of the wine field, observe words and observe people's hearts. Do you have such troubles in the wine field? Always watching everyone have fun, but can't get in; I don't know how to deal with different people in different wineries; Knowing that you don't drink enough, you have to socialize; There's nothing you can do when you meet someone who has been advising you to drink.

Love is always sweet at first, and then it is boredom, habit, abandonment, loneliness, despair and sneer. We were eager to be with someone for a long time. Later, we were so happy that we left. Once upon a time, for a short time, we thought we loved someone deeply. Later we learned that it wasn't love, it was just lying to ourselves. Love is who has cheated all his life. Once you don't want to cheat, love is over.

We used to have classes together, we used to skip classes together, we used to eat together, grab snacks together, be criticized together, be punished together, and talk about everything together ..... Now I think of that school, that classroom, that road, that group of people, which reminds me of the most youthful memories in our lives, and my feelings about love! It's time for us to part ways! But please remember the good times we spent together.

Dear yourself, if you are unhappy, just find a corner or cry in the quilt. You don't need others to sympathize with you, and you can live happily after crying. Dear yourself, learn to control your emotions. No one owes you anything, so you have no reason to lose your temper with others casually. Dear yourself, you can be disappointed, but don't despair. You should always believe that tomorrow is another day. ...

Standing on the edge of a dream, listening to the ethereal Sanskrit sound like flowing water, I can always think of your back among thousands of people, and I will never admit my mistake. We once fell in love and parted in the wind. I am convinced of this. You also promised me that you would come to me in this life.

I used to think that without you, I wouldn't have the whole world, but now that you're gone, my world is still there. It turns out that the loss of loved ones has nothing to do with the world; It turns out that I just can't see the direction clearly for a short time, or I don't want to move forward; It turns out that you only hurt me because I gave you a chance to hurt. -I felt wronged when I cried, but I gradually learned to be strong inside. No one can hurt me if I don't want to.

Light, light, light feeling, the truest, purest and most beautiful, I like light feeling. The taste of water is relatively light, not as strong as coffee, and not as mellow as spirits. It is the source of life and will be injected into every day of life. The fragrance of flowers is faint, although it is not as strong as the heart and lungs, but it is fragrant and pleasant, lasting forever. Butterflies cheer for its fragrance, and bees share it. I prefer this faint fragrance.

Before love begins, you can never imagine loving someone like that; You can never imagine that love will disappear before it is over; Before love is forgotten, you can never imagine, and unforgettable love will only leave a faint trace; You can never imagine that you can find that kind of love again before it starts again.

Regarding happiness, we can't accurately describe its appearance, don't know its attributes, don't know the location of the end point, and can't predict the timing of its appearance. Only when happiness comes will we burst into tears and find that all the hard work is worth it. It is more incredible than magic, more exciting than surprise, happier than happiness, more wonderful than beauty, and it can bloom the most brilliant flowers in the dark as night.

It's better to abandon others than to be abandoned. The so-called parting is always one to go and one to stay, just the pain that the one who left did not leave.