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About being single, talking about girls

1. Some people say that they have been single for two years. I said it was no big deal. I have been single since I was born.

I'll tell you about that woman. If that's it, I say that little thing, you have to go, I won't stay.

Only by making yourself excellent enough can you be qualified to start a beautiful love.

Being single means that you are strong enough and patient enough to wait for the person who is worth you.

5. Raise your head, don't want to let the tears stay. Suddenly I found myself not so strong.

6. In the dark night, there is always a person who will stay quietly in a corner, not because he likes it too much, but because he is used to it.

7. Keep all your expectations to yourself. This is my best love for myself.

8, because you can't find a single one, you should show a person's wonderful.

9. I won't look you in the eye. I'm scared because I saw shit in your eyes yesterday.

10, don't always come from single dog and single dog. You should be a single turtle by age, a single pig by size and a single fool by IQ.

1 1, compare two fish who is handsome, and the handsome one is tomorrow's dish.

12, don't say that you have loneliness and spirit, but you are actually a single dog.

13, this morning in spring, I woke up easily, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night, and couldn't wake up during the day.

14. After falling in love with you, I changed from carefree single dog to carefree single dog.

15, I'd rather be single than talk about feelings casually, because I don't want to run out of my best when I meet better people.

16, look at the moon in the sky, it's so round. By the way, you are nearsighted. Look at this water.

17, some people are single because they are not serious about their feelings; And some people are single because they are too serious about their feelings.

18, you didn't choose to be single, you just chose the love you wanted.

19, there is a kind of singleness, and there is a kind of singleness, which is just for one person.

What I want is not only the company of my friends, but also a shoulder to lean on.

2 1. The boat of friendship turns over when it is said, and the boat of love turns over when it is said. Only single dog's boat can stand.

22. Being single is just to wait for someone and the right person.

23, life is like a play, I am empty and lonely, because I live too much.

24. When the whole world agreed to work together and rain together, we agreed to clear our hearts together.

25. If a person has been single for a long time and doesn't want to fall in love, he will feel that friends are becoming more and more important.

I hope that time will stop when we are in love. No matter how scared we are, you will tell me that I am here.

27. Ugly people can't wait to find someone. Handsome people still stick to their principles and stay single.

28, not single, we don't want to get married, but we haven't found a suitable candidate yet!

29. I finally became what you expected most, but now I despise you.

30. Let you be crazy without me, and let me be strong in a world without you.

3 1, I refused everyone's favor and waited for an uncertain future.

32. The saddest thing is not being single, but not having a favorite person in my heart.

33. Being single is because God thinks you are too beautiful for ordinary people.

I want you to know that there is someone waiting for you forever in this world. No matter when and where you are, you know there is always such a person.

35. If I am dispensable to you, then I can choose to disappear.

36, because of loneliness, so ambiguous, because ambiguous, so more lonely.

I love you not because of your looks, but because you can give me a feeling that others can't.

38. Unexplained emotions lurk in my heart, like a hurricane sweeping the world, and you are the eye of the wind.

39. After breaking up, you told me that I would never meet anyone who loves me more than you in my life.

40. I told myself that I don't miss you anymore, but the memories are still in my mind.

4 1. The coldest place in the world is not the South Pole, but a place without you.

42. In such a cold day, single dog may be full of ice and ice.

43. If you don't want to make a single dog to show your love to others on Valentine's Day, you should take the initiative to tell Lao Zi.

44. Some people once had nothing to say, but in the end they had nothing to say.

In fact, we have forgotten what we said when we were children, and we will be together forever.

46. Single life seems to mean that no one will make you angry, and of course no one will surprise you.

47. The difference between an oath and a lie is that the former is serious. First, the listener is serious.

48. When we meet face to face again, you will no longer be with me, but you will still be in my heart.

49. Being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you are obviously single, but others think you are not single.

50. You say you love me all your life, but you only love me for one month. Is this my life?

5 1, there are always a few friends around who have been supporting you, taking care of you and understanding you, so even if you are single, you are very happy.

52. It's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see a couple.

If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, then I don't want it.

54. The typical sign of being single is that the one-month traffic package has long gone, and more than half of the call package is left.

55. When she confessed to the people in your class, she didn't agree, because she was afraid of breaking up with you.

56. Promise me that when we are apart, I will be happy to forget and stop touching me.

57. People who touch their mobile phones the first thing when they wake up have people who can't let go before going to bed.

58. Since I was single, I have saved my phone bill, refreshed myself, and my heart has stopped hurting.

59. The deepest loneliness is not being alone for a long time, but having no expectation in my heart.

60. A gray sky is not a sign of rain, but a clear Wan Li.

6 1. Even though Qianshan has traveled all over the place, there is one place I will never reach, and that is your heart.

62. In any case, you will be easily moved. After all, you can get more surprises when you don't expect it.

63. Teach you the most effective way to get rid of single dog and be my wife.

64, single for a long time, and then meet the person you like will suddenly be afraid, smiled and shook his head and said forget it.

65. Teacher, after you put on the cassock of the old man, you are an old man.

The advantage of maturity is that you don't want what you didn't get before.

67. There is a reason to be single. I couldn't find my favorite umbrella, so I had to go ahead in the rain.

68. The mottled light and shadow under the tree was our fragmentary fleeting time that summer.

69. How I wish that one day, you would tell me that you actually love me.

70. Either you are always proud of being single, or you are dedicated to only one person.

7 1, the person who likes you wants your gift; People who love you want your future.

72. I have finally ended my single life for half a year, and now I will start the second half.

73. When I was a child, I was called a turtle grandson by my grandmother and a rabbit by Ma Ma. When I grew up, I was called single dog by others. On the animal history of a person's life.

74. The reason why flowers are inserted into cow dung is because cow dung has special nutrition.

75. It is always said that a person is full and the whole family is not hungry. Being single also has its pains.

76. Men are like meals in the canteen. It tastes terrible, but it's too late!

77. When the rest is the past, I can't get out under the pull of memories.

78. People who miss change what they believe and make mistakes in what they remember and forget.

79. People who are moved by true feelings will be moody. Because they pay too much, they are bound to suffer.

80. Don't ask me for emotional advice. I'm single dog. I only suggest breaking up.

8 1. Being single for a long time is very painful. I saw a sow the other day. It was beautiful.

82. Unless that person can make your life better than when you were single, there is no need to leave being single for that person.

83. If you want to be the supreme queen in love, you will eventually find that you will fall badly.

84. We can let go of our dignity, personality and stubbornness, but we can't let go of one person.

85. Stop calling yourself single dog. At your age, the dog died a long time ago.

Single, poetic girl, tell me.

If you choose to give up before you start, you never know what you will miss!

Second, bend down to raise your head.

Third, it is also worthwhile to drink poisonous wine with a smile. If he is worth it, the pot of wine is bitter and strong, but it tastes sweet.

Sodagreen: There are no flowers that will not fade, no waves that will not fade, no light that will not dim, no wounds that will not heal, and no despair that will not stop. So, what's bothering you?

If God gives me another chance, I hope to meet you at the same time and place.

6. Be a man of few words, but there is a sea in my heart.

7. If the memory becomes a fragment, it is because it is full of heartache.

Eight, in the journey of life, there is always a period of time, you need to walk by yourself, and you need to carry it by yourself. Don't feel afraid, don't feel lonely, it's just the price of growth.

Life is like this duck. The surface is calm. In fact, the water is desperately paddling. If you want a good life, you must paddle hard.

I didn't realize that my tears were not for you, but for others until I was your friend for many years.

If you want to build a boat, don't hire people to collect wood or assign tasks, but stimulate their desire for the ocean.

12. Trust is not excessive; Love, not too much; I hope not too much. Too much will only bring you a lot of pain.

Life is like a train, and friends are like passengers. Not everyone can accompany you to your destination. Some people get off at the station, please collect them with your memory. Some people leave without saying goodbye, please give them your best wishes. Some people forget the profit, please send him a smile. Some people fight with each other! All right! Life is short. You are the enemy.

Fourteen, some people always live in the past time.

Fifteen, the heart has its own opinions, does not listen to rumors, does not talk about people, and laughs at the world.

16. If a man doesn't seem to care much about you, then he really doesn't care about you, without exception.

Seventeen, when you love someone, but you can't have him, you face a choice: give up or continue. Many people, including you, said: Give up and stop wasting your youth. But, I know, I really can't let go. If I could put it down, I would have put it down long ago, and I wouldn't be in this position now. Therefore, when the night comes, I can only miss one person alone.

18. It is understandable to be worried about losing someone who cares about you. However, it is unnecessary to worry about losing someone who doesn't care about you.

Nineteen, everyone's heart, there is such a person, far away in love. Maybe we can't be together in this life, maybe we haven't said a few words, never had dinner or watched movies together, but it is this distant person who has supported the most important and brilliant days in our youth. So that I have no regrets when I think about it in the future, only warm memories.

When we associate with people, we will quickly form a basic impression. Look at such people: jealous, stubborn, picky, impulsive, diligent and smart. Would you like him to be your colleague? Probably not. Now let's look at another one: smart, diligent, impulsive, picky, stubborn and jealous. Better impression, right? Same description, different order. Everyone is not so perfect, the key is which angle we look at.

Twenty-one, don't blame anyone, don't laugh at anyone, don't envy anyone.

Twenty-two, I have heaven, where I live; You wander in heaven, and I watch you quietly in the distance; I finally have the courage to come to your side and say to you: Let's go together and never forget each other.

23. Happiness means that as long as you hold your right hand, you won't be afraid even if you lose your sense of direction.

24. As long as the world is still mine, it is still mine.

Twenty-five, time is like water, always speechless. If you are well, it will be sunny.

Zhu Deyong: Seeing the world clearly won't make it better, but it may make you better after seeing the world clearly.

Twenty-seven, when we are happy, the reason for happiness is not because we have more, but because we have less troubles and less persistence; When we are in pain, the cause of pain is not because we lack anything, but because we have increased some selfishness and desire.

Twenty-eight, smart people, always look on the bright side, have happy thoughts about happy things, and naturally achieve a happy life; Stupid people always think the worst of everything, and the more they think, the more bitter they get, and eventually they become a troubled life. Everything in the world is between our own thoughts. Our thoughts can think of heaven or hell.

Good friends are like the stars in the sky. You may not see them often, but you know they will always be there.

I want to give you happiness, but I can't walk into your world.

Thirty-one, a man who really has feelings, his love will be stronger than that of a woman.

In any case, we should have more courage to say: I do. Good morning Xinyu positive energy

Thirty-three, time is like water, always speechless. If you are well, it will be sunny.

When I am quiet, I always think of those happy but actually hypocritical times, and I can't help smiling bitterly.

Thirty-five, I once said that acacia is not sad, why don't the ends of the earth be together.

Thirty-six, I wish you years without waves, and respect me for the rest of your life.

Talk about being single, single dog.

Talking about being single

1. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then in a casual moment, you will find that you have really forgotten what you tried so hard to forget.

2. Being single is just a lifestyle you choose; It is better to be alone than to make do with it. We are proud and lonely.

I opened the door and found that I was alone.

No matter how many grievances you have suffered. I'll keep a secret. It's not that I don't want to say it, I just don't know what to say and who to say it to.

5. Be quiet when you are alone; When you are alone, you will feel lonely, fill the wounds at night with the past, and then giggle at your innocence; If a person is free, he will not be affected, and the small world will go at will; Be strong when you are alone, and hold your head high when you have no shoulders to lean on. No one loves himself more than himself. One day alone, we smile, smile, walk and smile. A person is beautiful and romantic! A person is quiet and elegant.

It is said that every man who wins a quarrel with his girlfriend (wife) is single!

7. Being single means that God has prepared a better person for you. I hope these words will warm you up.

8. I don't want to be single, just to wait for someone.

9. After breaking up, I was free.

10, now you don't have love, not that you don't deserve it, but that God thinks you deserve better.

Talking about being single

1 1. Being single for a long time will become a habit.

12, I missed someone. I thought it was just a moment, but I didn't expect it to be a lifetime.

13, single for a long time, even the sow will feel narrow-eyed.

14, from college to now, there is only one boy who makes me want to have sex with someone. Unfortunately, I won't do it when he wants to have sex with me. When I want to have sex with him, he has a girlfriend!

15, not without love, just wrong!

16, loneliness, but not loneliness, is a transcendental realm. I like to enjoy a person's quiet, like the feeling of detachment.

17, thank you for your rudeness and let me learn to give up. ....

18, one person is full, and the whole family is not hungry. Play by yourself, please don't disturb.

19, the person you like doesn't appear, and the person who does doesn't like it.

20, fate has not arrived, do not want to fuck.

Single dog, tell me.

Do you know why you are still single? Because your vision is in place, your strength has not kept up.

I finally know why I'm single. Those who like it don't like me, and those who like it don't know.

I am single, I am proud, and I keep condoms for my country.

Someone asked me how to spend Valentine's Day this year, and I said, skip it.

Don't just tell me that you are happy unless you want to spend it with me.

Let me spend Christmas alone, let me spend New Year's Day alone, let me spend holidays alone, and let me pass the exam alone if I have the ability.

Are you still alone on Valentine's Day? Nima, will I become a dog?

It's good to be single. You don't need to explain that you know nothing about anyone.

I have saved a lot of phone bills since I was single.

I won a quarrel with my girlfriend, and now I'm basically single.

Either you are always proud of being single, or you are dedicated to one person.

The typical sign of being single is that the one-month traffic package is long gone, and more than half of the call package is left.

I will play lianliankan at home when I am in love with someone, and one pair will be eliminated.

Hello, I am a life-long honorary member of the global single dog Anti-show Love Alliance.

Don't ask me why I am single, excellent and willful!

Didn't receive any presents at Christmas? Don't be sad, don't be sad, because there will be New Year's Day, Spring Festival, and a person's day, and you will gradually get used to it.

It's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see a couple.

Since I was single, I have saved my phone bill, refreshed and my heart has stopped hurting.

The saddest thing is not being single, but not even having a favorite person in my heart.

Some people are single because they are not serious about their feelings; And some people are single because they are too serious about their feelings.

Behind everyone, there is at least one heartbreaking secret.

There is a single, there is a single, just for someone.

My love doesn't love me, and my love doesn't love me, which is why I have been single.

Why are so many people still single? Because your vision is in place, your strength is not better.

In fact, it's good to be single, and you don't need to explain who you are.

You didn't choose to be single, you just chose the love you want.

I'd rather be single than talk about feelings casually, because I don't want to run out of my best when I meet better people.

Unless that person can make your life better than it was when you were single, why leave single for that person?

For people who are afraid of trouble and pain, being single is more suitable for me.

There are always a few friends around who have been supporting you, taking care of you and understanding you, so even if you are single, you are happy.

In fact, single life is not bad, and I finally have time to take care of everything.

Single because someone in my heart can't support the second person.

Being single doesn't mean being vulnerable, but that you are strong enough to wait for the person you deserve.

If a person has been single for a long time and doesn't want to fall in love, he will feel that friends are becoming more and more important.

Being single is not terrible. The scary thing is that when you are single, others think you are not single.

If you are still single, enjoy it. You are single not because you are not good enough, but because no one deserves you at present.

Keep saying long live single, but thinking about that impossible Ta in my heart.

It is said that those girls who have been single for a long time have gradually become the men they want to marry most.

Talking about Daquan girls' domineering

1, I am not a diamond, but I am your great light.

2, the heart can not be divided equally, and love can not be given to two people at the same time.

3, turning your face is faster than turning over a book, I understand, egg pain means that you don't turn over.

4. Don't tell my sister about my conscience. I didn't. I just donated it a few days ago.

5, in the world of love, no one is right or wrong, only who doesn't know how to cherish who!

6. I didn't know we were really unsuitable until I left you, because you only deserve to find a fake woman.

7. If you don't love me, please come out of my heart and don't stay here.

Even if my love is cheap, I can't give you a discount.

9, eat, drink, and be merry to call goods, and share the pain to call a wife.

10, you said to turn over the salted fish, and I said it was still salted fish.

1 1, I don't send messages, you really think I'm a man.

12, I love you not because of how beautiful you are, but because I think you are easy to love when I see your coquettish appearance.

13, I will love you if you like me. I can't help people who don't like me. After all, I am not omnipotent, and it is impossible for everyone to love me.

14, the world is so big, there is only one me, you watch and cherish it.

15, even if you can see through my soul, it doesn't mean you can see through my heart.

16, don't pretend with me, I don't like people lying to me.

17, a smile, who can resist?

18, there is no truth that anyone owes anyone, and there is no saying that anyone can't live without anyone.

19. Everything in this world will be changed by time, but you are here and I am here.

20. The sky is blue and the sea is deep. Nothing a person says is true.

2 1, I want to be the air in my next life, so that you can't live without me.

22. Men are responsible for hunting, women are responsible for nesting, and men have to bear farmland, so they can't add mental burden to their wives.

23. Brother's tolerance is not your capital to make waves!

No matter how difficult this stop is, I decided to stay for life.

25. The sadder you are, the more you listen to love songs. That's called fighting poison with poison.

26. True strength is not overwhelming, but not being overwhelmed by everything.

27. Girl, you are proud, because you are a girl, and the girl is your proud capital.

28. When my brother is rich, buy two houses and send them to tear down one and live in another!

I would rather have an enemy like God than a friend like a dog.

30.are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

3 1, I am not perfect, but what I can give is unique.

Don't ask me to do the same thing with you according to your own life rules.

No matter how handsome you are, you can only love me.

I never want something that doesn't belong to me.

Don't tell me forever, I won't live to that point.

If he says goodbye, I will never stay, not once.

37. If you treat me as an invisible man, I won't treat you as a colored man.

38, your man, sister designated disdain, sister's man, you simply can't afford to play.

39. I believe that the end of love is you, and no one can replace it.

40. I can take you to heaven alone, or I can throw you into hell.