Ask for leave. Funny joke

1. Actually, I'm very tired. I am used to pretending to be happy, sad, caring and indifferent, and I am used to facing everything alone. You can say nothing when it hurts. I can say it doesn't matter when I'm sad

2. How strong should we be to bear the desolation of this world?

3. "In short, it proves that I am busy at work" and "My mobile phone still has% power when I get home from work"

People who have always been dissatisfied with hairstyles have one thing in common: refusing to admit it is a matter of face.

When I love you, I am what you say. What do you say you are when I don't love you?

6. I dare not ask for leave. I'm afraid that once I leave, the leader will find out if there is me in the company. . .

Fortunately, love is not everything. Fortunately, nothing is love.

8. The consequence of not being lonely is to make mistakes again.

9. Secret love is a courtesy, narcissism is a pride, love is a style, and not love is a taste.

10. Getting rich is the dream of every office worker, and being in a daze is the wish of every office worker.

1 1. Too many stories inevitably get into the play too deeply. What fails is that the audience never takes it seriously.

12. I want to make a download software called earmuffs. Because lightning is inaudible.

13. To be or not to be!

14. I licked my finger and cried.

15. It's a pet that needs to be kept, and it's a foreign body that doesn't need to be kept.

16. It hurts to breathe at work. She lives in every corner of me.

17. I want to cover Monday in the wall of the Great Wall so that he can enter history. I want to put Monday in the recycle bin and turn it into garbage. I want to put Monday on the moon and let Chang 'e seduce him. He doesn't want to go back to the earth. On Monday, I don't want to go to work.

18. Sitting in the corridor of the hospital and watching people coming and going made me confused, scared and frightened, and made me understand that life is short. I used to think that people around me would never die and would always be with me. Two days in the hospital made me understand that people will leave, and people's lives are actually short, so friends must love our relatives and friends. ...

19. Sorry, boss, I want to take a week off! Last night, I went to the barber shop downstairs for a haircut. I was so poor that I fell asleep at that time. The damned barber got confused and cut me a punk head! I have been ashamed to go out for a week!

20. Making money is an ability, and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my ability to spend money is still quite awesome.

2 1. There are only two things that will not happen in this life: neither this nor that.

I want to have a life outside of work, so I have to work overtime.

23. Don't be too confident in yourself. There are more people who can take care of you than you think.

24. I always thought that work and life should be separated, but I found that what really fills my life is the problems at work, the happiness at work, the achievements at work ... all these need to be reconciled.