A funny word, a funny word, a copybook.

I've been single for a long time, let alone unscrewing the bottle cap. I can unscrew the fire hydrant.

The goddess made a gesture: I really hate winter, and I get bored when I take off my clothes.

When I was fat, I didn't abandon people who were kind to me. I took a small notebook and wrote it down. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

Before going to bed, change "good night" to "yes, I don't know if I should say it", then turn off my cell phone and sleep peacefully.

When I was in junior high school that year, one day the headmaster got drunk and ran into our class to knock the teacher off the podium, saying that he would give us a lecture in person. It's about his young wife cuckolding him. He forgives again and again, fights with wits and wits, and finally successfully and accurately catches the rape. At that time, the whole class listened attentively, and several students who skipped class also rushed back after receiving the text message.

God is fair. He gave you a face of Zhang Chou, and he will definitely give you a home without money.

Playing songs and taking a bath for a long time, I found my feet getting heavier and heavier. Suddenly, I was so excited that I fucking found that I was wearing cotton slippers.

You are a well. You are both horizontal and vertical. An interesting sentence. Tell me about Daquan.

There is always a girl who pouts for you. She is not willful, but owes a kiss.

My wife bought a washboard online and saw one of the comments: it's uncomfortable to kneel, bad review! My wife joined the shopping cart without saying anything.

I had a whim when I went to the toilet. I couldn't see the person next door, so I looked down. I swear this is the drunkenness and embarrassment in my eyes all my life.

Asked a married male colleague what marriage is, he said, "I feel very warm when I go home the night before I get married and the light is still on." I feel weak when I go home the next night after marriage. "

Woman: You are so annoying! Man: You've changed. You are not like this when your millet is not ready.

Do friends have to do a big health care after drinking wine at night? An hour later, my friend came out to ask me for a cigarette and said gloomily, "This girl is my high school girlfriend today." Me: "Bullshit, don't take it to heart, it's all forced by life. It is not easy to make money now. " "No, I haven't thought about it. I just found out that spending money is cooler than when I am free. "

I heard that sending messages to 10086 is free. One day I felt bored, so I sent a message to 10086: "I miss you." Unexpectedly, 10086 really sent back a message: "You damn fool, come and find me!" Then I quickly put down my dad's cell phone.

Today, I severely criticized a student, who was in tears. I took a swig and held back my tears. Well, the tears went back, but a big nose bubble held back. that this is not the important question. The goods were soaked with laughter.

Last night, my best friend and I had a rest in front of the canteen. A man came over and put a dozen beers on the table. He wants to treat people and talk to them. He thought he had met a pervert and quickly slipped away. Just a few steps, I saw him shouting across the street, brothers! Come and sit down! They're gone! !

Discuss with your boyfriend whether the baby will be breast milk or milk powder in the future. He looked at me and said, it's milk powder. I don't want the baby to be hungry. Hungry?

Just taking the bus, I gave my seat to an uncle, who quickly said, no, it's not easy for you young people to go to work. Sit by yourself! I said, it's okay. Respecting the old and loving the young is the traditional virtue of our country. Sit down! At this time, the driver couldn't stand it anymore and shouted loudly, can you two stop pulling calves? There are only three of us in the car!

At noon today, in the canteen, the main course was stewed chicken with potatoes. My aunt scooped a spoonful of chicken. I shouted, "Auntie, don't shake!" I saw her wrist shake, leaving only two pieces. My aunt said calmly, "Look at you, you scared me to death!" " "