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Good words and sentences about Li Dami and his shadow
First, let me introduce myself. My name is Li Mi, male, and my figure is relatively thin. He is a fifth-grade student in primary school. My father is a teacher in another primary school and my mother is a worker in a clothing factory.
Last semester, my head teacher, Mr. Hu, gave me a comment: I studied hard but my grades were not good. Listen to the teacher but don't understand deeply. Can unite classmates, but good or bad. I hope to overcome the weakness of blushing, take an active part in physical exercise, and strive to be rated as a metal pupil.
Don't think that the last five words of the teacher are wrong. That's right! At the end of each year, our school always judges outstanding students and gives them gold, silver and bronze medals, which are collectively called metal pupils. For the worst students, our school never gives punishment, but also issues round cards, but they are made of wood. This kind of student is called Woodenhead.
After listening to my introduction, you have a general understanding of my situation. But I must be clear about one thing. Although I am also a standard yellow person, my face is whiter than others. You want to! It is said that blushing is due to congestion of capillaries on the face. Although I am as shy as others, that is to say, I have the same amount of congestion, but my dark face is not obvious, but it is especially obvious on my white skin. The more you get to this point, the more people will say that you are blushing. The more you talk, the more nervous you become, and the redder your face becomes. This is totally a physiological phenomenon, but the teacher told me to overcome it. Alas! How to overcome it! White skin also brought me another misunderstanding. People always think that I hide in the house all day and don't like activities, which leads to the penultimate comment-taking an active part in physical exercise. As for what looks like a little girl! Malnutrition caused by picky eaters! I won't say much. ...
They might as well simply write in the comments: I hope to overcome the shortcomings of relatively white skin.
I know the root of my shortcomings in my heart, so I try to bask in the sun. In summer, I went to the seaside to undress and lie in the sun again and again. Compared with the sun that stayed at the seaside for a long time, the old man who dried salted fish always looked at me with strange eyes. In winter, I sat side by side with the lazy cat on the wall, basking in the warm sun, until the old cat came home, and I had to stay for a while ... Of course, I did all this secretly and didn't want others to know. Unfortunately, a few years have passed, and my skin is like a protective layer, indifferent to the wind and the sun. ...
I didn't expect my skin to be tanned, but I got a strange disease.
One day, our class is having a common sense class. The classroom is too noisy. Teacher Sun seems to be talking about the embryonic structure of wheat seeds. Nobody seems to notice.
"pay attention! Attention! I want to tell you a very amazing story ... "Miss Sun raised her hands as if she were driving away a flock of sparrows. He deliberately said the word "true" with special strength.
We immediately opened our eyes and looked at Mr. Sun's open mouth.
Generally, bald people are short and fat. Teacher Sun is tall and thin, but this does not prevent him from going bald. Of course it doesn't interfere with his loud voice.
"At the Tsukuba International Science and Technology Expo in 1985, there was a tree bearing 13000 tomatoes ..." His tone was calm, but his nose was a little red. He believes that the content of this sentence is enough to attract everyone's attention.
"Wow-there are so many!" Sure enough, everyone cried in surprise.
"On the closing day of the Expo, its branches and leaves covered an area of 14 square meters, which was bigger than half of our classroom ..." Teacher Sun's glasses trembled slightly and her nose was red. The change of nose is a sign of his excitement.
Please forgive me at this point. I can't hear or see anything. I can't feel anything. Everything that happened after that was told to me by my deskmate.
"Wow-is this a seed brought by aliens?" Everyone cried again and forgot to observe the teacher's nose carefully.
"no! It is grown from the seed of an ordinary tomato! "
"Wow-"
Teacher Sun is very proud. But the fly in the ointment is that one child didn't say "wow". Not only did I not have a "wow", but I still slept soundly on my desk.
The child didn't sleep just now. How did he fall asleep in these three sentences? He didn't see it when he was lying on the table. Teacher Sun is angry. He put his glasses under the bridge of his nose and glanced over them. The teacher's eyes are the signal lights in the classroom. The students also turned their faces and stared at the presumptuous guy.
This guy didn't realize the changes in the classroom, but he snored softly.
Who is this? It turned out that Li Mi was sitting in the third place!
Which is myself.
By the way, my name is a bit strange. This is all caused by my father's fascination with calligraphy. He admires two ancient calligraphers most. They live in wanping county, and their surname is Mi. They are brothers. They are called "Wanping Dami". Rice refers to my brother and Xiaomi refers to my brother. When I was born, my father had a whim and hoped that I could become a calligrapher in the future. Yes! Just call it Li Mi! He is proud of having given his son a good name. Later, I learned that rice is a kind of food. How did people get the name food? This name has become the main way for others to make fun of me, but it is too late. What makes him sad is that I don't like calligraphy at all. Isn't this self-defeating? My mother tried to change my name several times. Luckily, I met a university professor. The professor said, what a good name! Not bad! Easy to remember! It also contains the meaning of abundance! All right! A man without learning can't name such a name! All right! Great!
In this way, my name has persisted until now.
Sitting in the last row of the classroom, Jin Dou secretly laughed-according to his past experience, a good-looking program is about to begin. This program usually has several such steps. Because someone was sleeping in class, the teacher called him. He stood up in a daze, sleepy, his nose was squashed, and there were traces of clothes and sleeves on his face. The teacher asked him to answer this question. He talked nonsense in a panic and the whole class burst into laughter. The teacher criticized him derisively again, and everyone laughed again ... This process took five minutes, which was relaxed and beautiful. ...
The program has already started. Teacher Sun hooked his middle finger and knocked on the lecture table with his knuckles. Knock, knock, knock-
"Huhuhu-"I snored and answered.
Everyone laughed. Teacher Sun is really angry. He shouted, "rice! Rice! "
Far from being afraid, I increased the volume of my snoring, as if I were deliberately against the teacher. Everyone laughed again. Jin Dou was very happy and danced with laughter.
Teacher Sun's face was elongated. The nose is red to almost transparent. He has been teaching for decades and has never encountered such a thing. So I waved to my classmates around me: "What a shame! You wake him up! "
Extend four hands forward, backward, left and right. Two shoulders, one back, and the outstretched hand in front pushes my head. Four hands shaking together.
Snoring stopped. But I'm still sleepy. I almost fell to the ground if I didn't hold my arms around. Everyone has to put me back where I was.
After a while, everyone stopped laughing. Everyone had a premonition that something was going to happen. Teacher Sun is also nervous. He quickly walked off the platform and came to me, separating his four hands. He said very seriously, "Li Mi, we are in class now, and now is not the time to joke. If you get up at once, I can forgive you ... Otherwise ... "
I'm not moving.
Teacher Sun added: "I count to dozens now. If you don't get up, I'll be rude! "
Before Mr. Sun could speak, Jin Dou counted loudly at the back. And it's a way to count down, just like a rocket is ready to ignite and lift off.
"10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, get up!"
The whole class also shouted: "Rice, get up! Rice, get up! "
I still don't move.
At this time, everyone suddenly realized that they had misunderstood me. I am a very honest boy. I never make trouble or be naughty ... guys like Jin Dou bully me. When I am most angry, I just say, "I didn't offend you!" " "What the teacher gave me, I will do. It's too late to observe discipline. How can you play such a "pretending to sleep" prank in class?
Teacher Sun panicked. First, he grabbed my wrist, put his finger on it and felt my pulse like an old Chinese doctor. Raise my head again, open my eyelids and see if my pupils are dilated. I stared at him with white eyes. Teacher sun was shocked ... she was busy for a long time, but she didn't seem to be in danger, but she must be ill. Teacher Sun greeted the most active Jin Dou at the scene and said, "Go to the school doctor's office to find a doctor at once!"
Action hurriedly ran out.
Teacher Sun shouted to the four students around him, "You four carry his chair, keep his body still, and walk slowly to the school doctor's office ..."
At this time, the classroom was in chaos. The common sense class became a rescue class.
The chair stretcher was carefully carried into the corridor. After about ten steps, I suddenly opened my eyes and looked at the chairs around me and myself in midair. "What are you doing?" Why am I here? "
Everyone is as surprised as I am.
The "chair stretcher" was immediately placed on the ground. Everyone is around me.
Teacher Sun asked anxiously, "Li Mi, what's wrong with you?"
I replied in surprise, "No way, wow, what's going on?"
Teacher Sun added, "You stand up and show me the activities."
I stood up, stretched my arms and kicked, and walked back and forth twice.
Teacher Sun asked seriously, "Tell the truth, did you really fall asleep just now, or did you pretend to sleep?"
I looked around inexplicably.
The kind big head reminded me: "You just fell asleep on your desk, why didn't you wake up?"
I quickly said to Teacher Sun, "I-I didn't pretend to sleep ..."
"I pack to sleep. Go back to the classroom first! " Teacher Sun looked at me suspiciously.
I walked to the classroom with a chair in my hand.
Just then, Jin Dou led the school doctor to run here. The school doctor is a chubby female teacher. She looks like a dumpy pot-bellied vase. It's not easy to run here, but she is panting and sweating with fatigue. She gasped for a long time like a bellows, and then said:
"Who is ill? Who's sick? Where is the patient? "
Teacher Sun pointed at me and said, "That's him."
The school doctor hurriedly asked, "What happened to him?"
Teacher Sun said, "He fell asleep just now, but somehow he woke up again."
The fat school doctor froze for a while, then put his hands on his waist and opened his eyes wide. "What did you say?"
"He fell asleep just now and somehow woke up again." Teacher Sun repeated it.
The fat school doctor's face suddenly turned red: "Oh dear! How fast the world is changing! The student fell asleep in class, so the teacher didn't wake him up, but called a doctor. What is the reason? "
Teacher Sun blushed: "The thing is ... I'll explain ... He fell asleep, but he couldn't wake up." . I'm afraid something is wrong with him. "
The fat school doctor is even more angry: "What is this? Sleeping is getting sick. Is it necessary to get sick and call a doctor every night? Do you think we are too idle to be doctors? This is outrageous! "
Teacher Sun had to explain that his tongue became very inflexible: "Ah-no-ah-just-"for a long time, but nothing came out. Finally, he had to stare at the fat school doctor's reprimand.
I looked at Mr. Sun's miserable appearance and knew I was in trouble. Hurriedly said, "It's all my fault ... it's all my fault ..."
Teacher sun is angry and has no place to scatter. He turned to me and said bitterly:
"Didn't you talk! You did it all! "
I hung my head and dared not say anything.
Jin Dou was very dissatisfied with the ending. He jumped up to me and said, "Why are you awake? Why are you awake now? You woke up at a bad time. "
I looked at Jin Dou strangely and didn't understand why he said that.
Teacher Sun waved angrily: "What are you talking about here? Go back to the classroom! "
"It's second deputation! This is outrageous! " The fat school doctor stormed off.
Teacher Sun sat on the threshold, unable to speak for a long time.
The story about 13000 tomato also fell through.
I became the chief culprit of this incident. It was not an unforgivable mistake to sleep in class, but it is excusable to wake up. Maybe it's because I slept too late last night and so on ... Over time, this matter will become history and be forgotten by everyone. But what happened later proved that things were not so simple. ...
Three days later, in a Chinese class, I repeated the procedure of common sense class. Because the students are experienced, although they didn't carry them out with a "chair stretcher", they also gave our class teacher and Mr. Hu, who taught us Chinese, a big shock.
Then something strange happened in other classes. I couldn't wake up when I slept, and then I suddenly woke up. What I hate most is that my sleeping time is irregular. Whenever, I mean sleep! But the time is not long, 10 minutes, just the rest time. Things turned out to be unbearable, and I went to bed no matter what the occasion was. During the morning break, everyone was doing stretching exercises, but I squatted down slowly, and then curled up on the ground and fell asleep for about 10 minutes ... Since then, the name of rice has spread all over the school, and all the teachers and students in the school know that there is such a student named Li Mi, who said he was sleeping.
Of course, the most painful of these events is myself.
The headmaster called a meeting of all the teachers.
Teachers used to be angry because I slept in class, but now they show deep sympathy for me.
The headmaster said worriedly, "It's too dangerous. He suddenly fell asleep when crossing the road. What can I do? " ! What if I fall asleep while running? What should I do if I suddenly fall asleep standing on the top of the mountain? "
The fat school doctor said, "This must be a disease!"
Teacher Sun said unequally, "Didn't you say that sleeping is not a disease?"
The fat school doctor blushed: "Does anyone sleep like him?" This is not a disease. What is it? "
Teacher Sun was speechless, and he couldn't figure out why the truth suddenly went to the fat school doctor.
Finally, the headmaster decided to set up a team to escort Li Mi to school safely. Change Li Mi's seat to a position near the wall-lest I suddenly fall to the ground. It is reasonable and legal for Li Mi to sleep in class. Teachers should stop interfering, so as not to affect the teaching progress ... The rest is about Li Mi's parents-they will take Li Mi to the hospital.
Be completely defeated
My mother took me to all the hospitals and carefully examined all my organs. There's nothing wrong with that. An enthusiastic and authoritative old doctor called all the most famous doctors in the city for consultation. We discussed it all morning, and all the doctors shook their heads, wondering why I slept. They have never seen sleeping like this.
"So, what should we do?" Mother pleaded with the doctor in tears.
"There is no definite method, but we can give it a try ..."
"How to try?"
A young doctor with a beard said, "I have an idea." I give him stimulants every morning. This medicine will only be used for one day, so that he will not sleep during the day and will not affect his rest at night. "
"no! How can children use stimulants? " Someone objected immediately.
"We gave him sleeping pills and let him sleep for a month. If he gets enough sleep, he may not be able to sleep. " Another young doctor said.
Another old doctor immediately objected: "This is no good. Children taking sleeping pills for a month will affect their development. What if something goes wrong? " Besides, after sleeping for a month, what should he do if he sleeps for another month? "
"This is better than dragging!"
"It's not a big problem to drag on, but who will bear the responsibility if there is a big problem with eating the wrong medicine?"
The doctors discussed it, but there was still nothing they could do. My mother had to take me home.
From then on, I began to live a life close to the disabled. There is a shuttle bus to and from school, and someone helps me cross the road. Miss physical education class neither lets me run nor jump. I'm afraid I'll get hurt if I fall asleep at any time. My class chair is specially equipped with a car seat belt. As soon as I sat down, I tied my belt from my shoulder to my waist. ...
I became the "star" of the school for a time. Whether on campus or on the way to school. Students always point at me mysteriously and say in a low voice, look! He means sleeping rice.
Although so many people look at me and surround me every day, I feel very painful and lonely. Find yourself a monster in other people's eyes. Although I am honest, I am also strong. I don't want to sleep in front of my classmates. The doctor can't cure my illness. I have to figure it out myself. I heard that drinking coffee can make people excited, so I secretly added a bag of coffee when drinking water.
A month passed and nothing happened. I lost a lot of weight. It looks pathetic.
I am a member of the school choir. Chorus members should stand in four rows during each rehearsal and performance. The first two rows are girls and the last two rows are boys. I'm not tall or thin. Arranged on the edge of the last row. Teacher Xiao Li, who is in charge of chorus, is very particular about the arrangement of voices. For example, when singing Why Flowers Are So Red, the first row sings Why Flowers Are So Red, the second row sings Why Flowers Are So Red, and the third row sings the word Red. It's my turn in the fourth row to shut up and hum "Hum-"through my nose. In the words of teacher Xiao Li, this nasal hum is also very important, which is equivalent to the one in the band.
I have been humming songs with my nose since I joined the choir for a year. Others often switch around and sing something. I hum all the year round, my enthusiasm is undiminished, my attitude is serious and consistent. Because of this, it is often praised by teacher Xiao Li.
Now, I am tired of sleeping. I can see that Mr. Xiao Li wants me to leave the choir, but he can't bear it, for fear of breaking my heart. But I'm worried about what if I fall asleep while singing and fall off the chorus bench? Especially during the performance. To this end, Miss Xiao Li moved my position in and let the other two players "pinch" me tightly. Besides, it wouldn't be such a coincidence that I fell asleep alone during the performance.
The worrying thing finally happened.
It was the night of the final of the city's primary school chorus festival. The curtain slowly opened and the audience applauded. Teacher Xiao Li took the stage as a conductor. She glanced in my direction-I was smiling and confident. My two "bodyguards" also smiled and "pinched" me left and right. They were ingenious, and tied the belts of the three of us firmly together with a strong wooden stick. With this "insurance", even if you fall asleep, you should honestly stand in your position and not fall down.
Singing well, and it is more than two thirds. Teacher Xiao Li mentioned that the heart in her throat was finally put down. Just when the four most brilliant mixed voices of the whole song appeared, my two "bodyguards" and I fell down like a wall. The third row is close behind. Then the second row ... the first row. Twelve people stood neatly on the stage.
Teacher Xiao Li was stunned! For a moment, she thought that all twelve people were sick of sleeping.
Afterwards, the two bodyguards said sadly, "I never thought that when he fell, there was no sign at all." The two of us have no time to prepare. At that time, we just felt pushed. Early know so, it is better not to tie a stick ... "
When I was lifted up, I heard what had just happened. It's really a pity. I walked up to Miss Li and said, "Miss Li ... I'm sorry ..." As I spoke, my tears came down.
Unexpectedly, Miss Xiao Li patted me on the shoulder and said, "Don't be too sad, you didn't mean it. Have a good rest ... "
Before teacher Xiao Li finished, I burst into tears. I feel sorry for teacher Xiao Li, for the students in the chorus and for all the audience. ...
I left the theater alone and walked home silently.
Mom and dad saw me crying and quickly asked, "What's the matter, son?"
I cried again.
Mother asked anxiously, "What happened? Are you dumb? Are you talking? " Although my mother has a good heart, she is fierce when she is angry. You won't put in a good word when you are in a hurry.
I didn't hesitate to say, "I fell asleep again when I was singing." When' tis once spoken, tears came down again. I wiped my eyes, went into my hut and closed the door.
Mom was about to come in when dad caught her.
I threw myself on the bed, crying silently, and my heart ached when I thought of the details you just described to me.
Suddenly, I heard a little voice in my ear saying, "Hello! There is nothing to cry about! "
I sat up in bed in fright and looked around in panic. There's nobody there.
I rub my ears.
The same voice: "Why are you rubbing your ears? Can't you hear me? " The sound is like a wisp of smoke in the room.
"Who are you?" My voice is trembling. It sounds a little like a child. It didn't make me cry.
"I don't want to expose my identity so easily. Before I say who I am, you must promise me one condition. "
"What conditions?"
"You can't mention me to anyone."
I nodded: "I promise you ..."
"In fact, if you say it, others will not believe it." The voice giggled.
I have a feeling of being laughed at by others, but I don't know what to say. I just feel timid. Fortunately, there are so many such things that I get used to it.
The voice said, "Listen, are you a little timid?"
"Yes!" I have to admit honestly.
"Don't you want to fight back?"
"Yes, but I don't know what to say."
"Idiot! If I meet someone who talks like this, I will tell him at once. Since others will not believe me, I will tell others. " The voice added, "In this way, the conversation has the upper hand. Do you understand? "
"I see, but I can't turn my head."
"Of course you can't. In less than a day or two! "
"Who the hell are you?"
"I'm Professor Fukuda!" Just say that finish, the voice smiled first.
"How like a Japanese name?"
"Nonsense! Futian, Futian, Hongfu Qitian! Is this a Japanese name? "
"Professor? What kind of professor are you? "
"A professor is a professor! He is a person who knows everything and does everything. "
I nodded involuntarily: "Professor Fukuda, can you show me what you look like?"
The voice said, "Don't you know what you look like?"
"Of course I know!"
"Yes, I look exactly like you. Seeing you is seeing me. "
I was surprised and asked, "If you are exactly like me, I would like to see it even more."
"Do I have to see it?"
"Be sure to watch!"
At this moment, there was a knock at the door outside. That's my mother's voice:
"Rice, who are you talking to!"
The voice warned in a low voice, "You must keep your promise."
I shouted at the door, "I said to myself ..."
"Are you sick?"
"No disease ..."
"It's good to be sick." Mother said with concern, "Don't shut yourself in the house, have something to say to mom and dad ..."
"no! I want to be alone for a while. "
Mom is gone. It is quiet outside.
I whispered, "Futian, are you still there?"
"Of course I am!"
"Let me see how you are?"
"Now the light is too dim, you can't see me. Let's talk about it tomorrow during the day. You can't see, and it doesn't interfere with talking to me. "
I feel creepy: "You'd better show me ... I'm a little scared ... I'll feel at ease when I look at it." As I spoke, I stared at the big cupboard under the bed and the place where I put my clothes. I suspect that "Futian" is hidden in it.
"good! You turn on the desk lamp and stand in front of it. "
I did it one by one.
The voice said, "All right! Look at the wall. "
I looked from top to bottom and left to right: "I don't see anything?"
The voice giggled, "I said you can't see."
"What do I think if you don't come out?"
"It's really hard to deal with mentally retarded children like you. Please take a closer look at what's on the wall? "
I looked at it again with my eyes wide open: "Nothing but my shadow!" " "
"The shadow is me! I am your shadow! "
I was shocked: "What? You are my shadow! My shadow can talk? I don't believe it! "
"You don't believe it?" Before I finished, the shadow rolled down from my head like a thin translucent gray paper. Rolled into a thin long paper roll, he stood on the ground and jumped a few times. Then jump to the same place, stretch out automatically, and restore the appearance just now.
"How about it?" The shadow said proudly.
I was surprised, and after a pause, I said, "You are really my shadow. I've never seen anything with a shadow moving when people don't move. It's so strange. "
"What is this! There are many things you haven't seen. I can not only move, but also move at will! " Shadow didn't roll itself up this time, but folded itself in half four times, which is as big as 16 pages of exercise book. It landed with a corner, turned around and stopped, restored to its original state, and proudly said, "Are you particularly shocked?"
"What a shock!" I feel numb in my scalp.
"I tell you, people's shadows are divided into four grades: one is that people's bodies block the light and form a black shadow, which is the lowest one; The second is the shadow left by people in the photo. Although it is clearer than the first shadow, it will not move. The third is the shadow in movies and television, which is clear and moving, much more advanced than the first two, but it is only a copy and lifeless; I am the most advanced, I can move like a shadow before, and I can also become a living bird flying around ... "
I just can't help nodding. It's unheard of! The clothes inside were soaked with cold sweat: "Can you turn into a bird and fly around?"
"Of course."
"Can all shadows be like you?"
"Don't you think such a shadow is enough?"
"That's enough! Enough! How did you become like this? "
"Then ask yourself."
"Ask me, how should I know?"
"I don't know, you will understand sooner or later. Now we start negotiations! "
"About what?"
"You should let me sit down first."
"Please sit down!"
Fukuda was angry: "I don't think you are sincere." Do you want me to sit on the ground? "
I am very sad: "I don't mean it, I really don't know how to make you sit down."
"You are a mentally retarded child. Let me teach you. You move the chair to the wall opposite you. "
I put away my chair according to Fukuda's request, and I stood back to my original place. Looking up, Fukuda was just sticking to the chair.
"I am much more comfortable now and can negotiate." Fu Tian turned around in his chair.
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