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What are the advantages of the baby?

Ten advantages of children:

1, I like painting, and I like my own paintings! That day he came back and told me that his classmates laughed at his messy paintings. My first answer to him was that we would draw another one later. This silently admitted that his painting was a mess. This is not believing in his performance!

2, love singing, like to change the original lyrics into what you want to say! Only mother is good in the world, and a child misses his father! In the first year of kindergarten, she was rated as a little singer by Teacher Cen.

3. Strong hands-on ability. Even if there are only 10 blocks, toys with different patterns will be created in his hands. And after observing it once, he will make it immediately. Last year, during the Dragon Boat Festival, TV news was talking about the dragon boat race. After supper, he sat on the floor and played with building blocks. Suddenly, he showed me. Mom, look, I made a dragon boat!

4, leadership, children like to follow him to study ants, sow and play with water, catch small fish.

5, love reading, reading well!

Have compassion and love to help others. I will take him to be a volunteer when I have time, and he will also help and stay out of trouble.

7. Mom's little helper will help mop the floor and wash dishes when mom is resting at home. Seeing the aunt who collects garbage in the village, she is not afraid of being dirty, and will take the garbage bags bag by bag to the garbage truck.

8. Very sensible. I never go shopping in the supermarket. When you see something you like, just say we still have it at home, and don't want it. Seeing that I have a bad attitude towards his father, he will tell me when his father is away, mom, don't you like my father? Speak up and don't lose your temper!

9. He has a strong ability to explore. Anything that can be disassembled, as small as a pen, will be disassembled for research. He often repairs his bike with tools. Although in the eyes of grandparents, they are all troublemakers. In fact, I should tell my parents not to hurt his practical ability during the exploration period.

10, I like to ask a lot of questions, but I can't answer some questions. He will find the answer in the Chinese learning machine and tell me what I don't know. Because the content of Chinese learning machine is "65438+100000 whys".

Once asked me why penguins are not afraid of cold. I said I don't know. I told him if you had the answer to the Chinese learning machine, so he asked for it himself. You'll tell me when you're done. Later he asked me why I was busy, and he would say, I see. I'll go to the Chinese learning machine to find out if there is an answer.