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1. I have insomnia. I don't even know if it's my biological clock disorder or my husband's snoring is too loud. 2. Two grunts in my ear are just like an electric drill. I really can't do it without earplugs. I'm crazy.

3. I woke up at 4 o'clock in the middle of the night, and then I began to suck milk. So I tossed and turned for a long time, listening to the snoring next to me, and I couldn't sleep again.

4. All the dogs with the worst sleep are here! This snoring is too magical!

5. The purring of cats can not only cure themselves, but also relax our mood and soothe our anxiety.

6, it is better not to let someone go home, snoring, grinding teeth, and kicking me.

7. Why can I be so sleepy in online class? I can hardly keep my eyes open. I can hear my own snoring. Really, really sleepy.

8. I heard snoring after lying down last night. At first I thought it was my own, but later I found it wasn't, which scared me to stay up all night.

9. Today, I heard snoring nearby. I opened my eyes and there was a warm and fluffy lump next to the pillow.

1. With such a loud snore, I want to ask how I sleep! I can't wake up with a kick.

11. In the middle of the night, I dreamed that my father told me to get up and go to class online. I rubbed my eyes and tried my best to open them. It's dark outside the window, and my dad's snoring is around my ears.

12. I woke up in the middle of the night and heard snoring on my pillow. It turned out to be this smelly guy.

13. Big Brother's snoring is ringing all night now, and I'm devastated.

14. Will a cup of coffee last until dawn? One after another snoring on the pillow, insomnia.

15. It's another late night, and I'm a little touched by the snoring beside me. May there be no years to look back and spend the rest of my life with affection.

every time I am too scared to sleep, my dad's snoring next door gives me a great sense of security.

17. When I can't sleep, I feel a loud snoring, and my two grandsons echo each other.

18. I can't sleep. Hey, it's not easy. Listening to someone's snoring, I went to count sheep.

19. At this moment, I want to crush my husband, and I can hear the snoring all over the building!

2. I thought going to bed early would make me get up early and feel better. I didn't expect to wake up at two o'clock, and then I was so sleepy by snoring.

21. Sea, sea, I hope my mind will be full of my boyfriend's snoring and the sound of the sea in the future.