A poem about being fined (about being punished in a bad mood for violating the rules)

1. Poetry in a bad mood for violating the rules 1. White hair three thousands of feet, sorrow like a beard.

This time, what a sad sentence. 3. On a frosty night, the fisherman Jiang Feng sleeps.

4. When my boat was sailing in the fog, the sunlight faded and the old memories began. The fog is thick and the clouds are sad forever, and the mind is refreshed and the golden beast disappears.

6. I'm afraid the grasshopper boat in Shuangxi can't bear much worry. 7. How much sadness can you have? It's just a river flowing eastward.

8. There are many sorrows in life. The moon is not always round, and it is easy to get old in spring. 9. Where are my wife and son? There is not a trace of sadness on their faces. However, I packed my books and poems crazily.

10. Draw a sword to cut off the water, taste the compensation, stir the fist, make the water flow more, and raise a glass to relieve the sorrow. 1 1. The depth of sadness and the hiding of sadness are more told in silence than in voice.

12. The wind and rain are close at hand, so we can't go to Kuanglu. 13. Visit the five lakes at sunset, and smoke and waves are everywhere.

14. Three cups, one drunk to solve a thousand worries. 15. A hundred years of sadness, you are drunk.

16. It's not that spring prefers wine, but it's necessary to make wine to relieve spring worries. 17. I'm so sad that I'm going to die in spring, and a thick green is in my brow.

18. The wind blows the sky, just smile, don't worry. 19. Peaches and plums laugh at the festive season, and Noda wasteland is only sad.

20. wine can't last long, and sorrow and hate can't be saved.

2. What are some funny sentences about fines? 1. Men who are fined for illegal parking will quarrel with the police, and women will stop fighting; If a woman is fined for parking illegally, she will have an argument with the man around her, and the police will persuade her.

When I was a child, I just started to publicize that spitting was fined five yuan. My father and I went to Dalian to play. While waiting for the bus at the train station, my father spit everywhere. The old man with the armband came over and said, Comrade, a fine of five yuan. My father said why! You spit everywhere. Who stipulated it? It says my dad: I am illiterate.

1. Life is not a rehearsal, but a live broadcast every day.

2. If the son is disobedient, he can fight appropriately, otherwise he will not show the majesty of Lao Zi, as in Taiwan Province Province.

3. Nothing is meanest, only meaner.

There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money!

I won't tell you if I kill you.

6. Nothing money can solve is a problem.

7. After studying for more than ten years, it is better to mix in kindergarten!

8. You believe in advertisements. You are so stupid to study!

9. After several decades, we will meet again, send them to the crematorium, and burn them all to ashes, one for you and one for me. No one knows anyone, and they have to be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

10. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

1 1. If I want to sweep the floor, I will never wash the dishes. If I want to wash the dishes, I will never sweep the floor. Both? You think I'm an alien!

12. I will come to you in my next life, because you are the stupidest person except me.

13. When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.

14. Grandpa is from his grandson …

15. Women have countless QQ numbers just to flirt with a man. Men often use a QQ number to fill in all kinds of women …

16. Not afraid of the enemy like a tiger, but afraid of teammates like pigs!

17. Don't ask me for anything, let alone anything.

18. Angels can fly because they look down on themselves …

19. Hugging is really a strange thing. We are so close, but we can't see each other's faces.

20. House prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men …

2 1. How to give MM an unforgettable birthday? Beat her up first, and then send the house certificate of the most expensive property in Guangzhou, which will be an unforgettable surprise!

3. What ancient poems have been adapted into paragraphs?

Li Bai was just about to leave when he heard a farewell song from the shore.

Even if the Peach Blossom Pond is deep, it is not as deep as Wang Lun's sending away my love.

{Reward Li Bai}-Wang Lun

Li Bai didn't give money by boat, which kept Wang Lun busy.

Scold at the Peach Blossom Pond and play (or play) without paying the bill!

It is said that Li Bai returned it. Look:

There was a big dragon boat banquet yesterday, and there was no money after the checkout.

Wang Lun and I are in love with thousands of feet. Can we borrow some more tolls?

Wang Lun turned to:

It is said that Li Bai is, and BMW, Jane and Qiu are also bought with money.

Instead of asking CenDan for help, you came to me for alms?

Hearing this, the Li Bai was very embarrassed and answered:

When the scenery was no longer there, into the badlands ran wildly.

Since ancient times, poets have struggled for money, and it is difficult for heroes to make a penny.

Wang Lun didn't give Li Bai a little face:

Dude, Shilei exploded, and the world will never be at your feet.

Don't be poor and poor, thin camels are bigger than horses!

Li Bai due to face, can only humbly replied:

Much thunder and little rain, the loess in Wan Li has been dry for thousands of years.

It is better to stay away from the water dragon king after a long drought in the East China Sea.

Wang Lun pathetic looking at li bai, the in the mind not so happy:

I know bad karma is also *, but you are drunk all day.

No matter what you say, you must pay back the money today!

Li Bai looked at Wang Lun and got angry.

Brothels are paired and brightly lit until dawn.

It's always my treat Where can I see Wang Lun?

Wang Lun was even more unhappy when he saw Li Bai's death.

It's really white and immoral. I eat and live, and I go to the theatre.

A pat on the ass, a lift on the leg, Wang Lun has three meals!

Quiet night poem

The foot of my bed is shining so brightly,

Li Bai opened the window.

Encountered x-rays,

I lost all my teeth.

Wo Chun, I'm stupid.

Mume smells flowers, I have no culture,

I hate the bottom, I have a low IQ,

If you hear me lying like water, ask me who I am.

Eduardo Chun Lv. A big donkey.

The coast is green, I am a donkey,

The coast is green, I am a donkey,

The coast is like a dark green. I am a stupid donkey.

Li Bai was just about to leave when he heard a farewell song from the shore.

Even if the Peach Blossom Pond is deep, it is not as deep as Wang Lun's sending away my love.

In exchange for Li Bai-Wang Lun

Li Bai didn't give money by boat, which kept Wang Lun busy.

Scold at the edge of Taohuatan, and play (play) without paying the bill!

It is said that Li Bai returned it. Look:

There was a big dragon boat banquet yesterday, and there was no money after the checkout.

Wang Lun and I are in love with thousands of feet. Can we borrow some more tolls?

Wang Lun turned to:

It is said that Li Bai is, and BMW, Jane and Qiu are also bought with money.

Instead of asking CenDan for help, you came to me for alms?

Hearing this, the Li Bai was very embarrassed and answered:

When the scenery was no longer there, into the badlands ran wildly.

Since ancient times, poets have struggled for money, and it is difficult for heroes to make a penny.

Wang Lun didn't give Li Bai a little face:

Dude, Shilei exploded, and the world will never be at your feet.

Don't be poor and poor, thin camels are bigger than horses!

Li Bai due to face, can only humbly replied:

Much thunder and little rain, the loess in Wan Li has been dry for thousands of years.

It is better to stay away from the water dragon king after a long drought in the East China Sea.

Wang Lun pathetic looking at li bai, the in the mind not so happy:

I know bad karma is also *, but you are drunk all day.

No matter what you say, you must pay back the money today!

Li Bai looked at Wang Lun and got angry.

Brothels are paired and brightly lit until dawn.

It's always my treat Where can I see Wang Lun?

Wang Lun was even more unhappy when he saw Li Bai's death.

It's really white and immoral. I eat and live, and I go to the theatre.

A pat on the ass, a lift on the leg, Wang Lun has three meals!

The foot of my bed is shining so brightly,

Grandma cooks chicken soup.

Put some rat poison,

Everyone's dead!

4. Adapting funny ancient poems: no bathing in spring sleep, mosquitoes bite everywhere, and mosquitoes can't run away.

So the foot of my bed lit up, Li Bai opened the window and the fat woman was climbing the window. Li Bai saw it and picked up the AK gun.

Li Bai didn't pay for the boat, but suddenly he heard that the boat was leaking, and the Peach Blossom Lake was deep in thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

Such a bright line is at the foot of my bed. Li Bai went to get a haircut, but he shaved it all without paying the shopkeeper.

Thousands of miles of warblers are singing green and reflecting red, and the fruit of every village in Shuicun was blown deaf. In the Southern Dynasty, it was bombed in 480, and many towers were scrapped.

With such a bright line at the foot of my bed, Li Bai opened the window and there was a sea of fire outside. He rushed to the attic, smoking more and more, and rushing to the worse door.

I insist that the roast duck won't relax, its roots are in the grass, and I can't stand it. The dragon wagged its tail and dug a hole in the ground, once in Mexico.

Sleep in spring without taking a bath, mosquitoes bite everywhere, and come to the mosquito control team at night. Where did the mosquito go?

When the moon sets and it rains all over the sky, all the fishing fires in Jiangfeng are extinguished. Hanshan Temple outside Gusu repairs clocks at midnight.

At the beginning of life, a sex idiot got zero for cheating in the exam. Dad found out how to fuck him with that kitchen knife, but he couldn't. What should I do? What should I do with that AK? What should I do? What should I do if he calls the emperor? What should I do if I jump off a building to find a bump man? What should I do? Cold salad!

At the beginning of life, human nature is good. I study, you make trouble, I take exams, you peek, I eat, I peek, and I see two rotten eggs.

5. Sentence about punishment 1. Without punishment, there will be no achievement; If you don't suffer, you won't understand sweetness. The punishment is golden.

2. Punishment is the expression that father hates iron and does not produce; Punishment is a manifestation of the teacher's unbearable pain; Punishment is a checkpoint set by the state on the road of crime. Punishment can make people who are lost awake, and punishment can make people who have leisure become diligent. Punishment is gold, which can be exchanged for endless wealth and achievements.

3. Punishment is golden, which can make people know themselves clearly and learn from others modestly after being complacent; Punishment is gold, which can make people truly appreciate the value of the original things and cherish what they have now after they miss it; Punishment is golden, which can make people see their shortcomings clearly and correct them seriously after being careless and impetuous.

6. The adapted poem Huayin Mountain is self-righteous.

It is 100 feet high and covered with clouds. When the fairy comes, it will rain with the wind.

Blow my flute and play my piano, why bother! Today's wine and opera are very interesting. Jade girl got up and danced for hours.

The preaching voice is really loud. When I came from the northwest, Xiandao smoked more cigarettes and rode the dragon on the clouds, so I was very depressed.

The trip to the octupole leads to Kunlun Mountain, to the side of the Queen Mother of the West, and to the Jade Pavilion through Fairy Gold. Who is the new guy? Joe, the king of red pine, is the door of moral revolution.

Eat and drink until dusk. Riding together, long live, suitable for future generations.

Going to Junshan for the third time is very real. Cui Wei is a god.

But on the platform of the Queen Mother, Jin Jieyu is the hall, and Cao Zhi is next to the hall. The east and west compartments are full of guests.

When the owner walks, the person sitting will live longer. Changle just started to be a grandson.

I always wish my master a long life and be with the sky. There is an end to refining the pottery that was born and made.

There is an end. Sages can't avoid customs, so why bother? I am willing to drive the dragon to think of Kunlun.

I thought Kunlun decided. See the date in the strange, and aim at Penglai.

Aim for Penglai. When Zhou Lisheng falls, he will take a grave with him.

With graves and mounds. Who can live in Tao Tao? A gentleman worries and worries.

The end of the year, nothing to do. Between heaven and earth, people are expensive.

It is the right way to set up monarch and shepherd talents. Trajectory, latitude and longitude quadrupole.

I am quiet, cheerful and full of interest. Mr. Yu Shuo, President of Bangyu.

Five feudal lords, minefield prison. There is a burnt Dan book, but there is no universal forgiveness.

Just wait, what's the dereliction of duty? Well, later generations, the system is easy to change. Labor is king, and service gives him strength.

The lacquer ware and utensils are next to the ten countries, not as good as them, and they are inexhaustible. The world sighs and sighs, and wants to be vulgar.

Abandoning evil is great, and frugality is virtue. Xu You was allowed to make concessions. Is there a lawsuit? Always in love with Shang Tong, those sparse people will be happy.

Qiu Lu's behavior is only in the 22 nd century of Han Dynasty, which is dishonest. Wash the monkey and wear the crown, know the small and seek the edge.

Hesitant, afraid to break through, because the inaugural king. Bai Hong is also the first to bear the brunt of Japan's infiltration.

Thieves and ministers hold the national handle to kill the Lord and destroy Yujing. Swing through the emperor's inheritance, the ancestral temple was burned.

Spread all over the west and cry. Looking at Belo City, I am very sad.

For wine and wine songs, in normal times, officials do not call the door. The king is wise, and the prime minister is honest and kind.

Salt and ceremony, the people do not dispute. Three years of ploughing has nine years of storage, and the grain is abundant.

Gray wasn't loaded. Rain is like this, a hundred grains are used.

However, he took a horse and used it to fertilize his land. Duke Hou Bozi, male, loves the people and is quiet and cheerful.

A son has a father and a brother. If you violate etiquette, you will be punished according to the severity.

There is no privacy on the road. Empty, the winter festival continues.

People will die when they are very old. Ende extends to vegetation and insects.

Hao Li's trip to Guandong had a righteous man who fought for the group. On the first day of the first date, General Ding Meng went to attack Dong Zhuo in Chang 'an.

Dong Zhuo's army came together, each with its own plans, looked at each other and refused to stand out. These two sentences led to the battle of various armies, and then the armies of various armies killed each other.

Yuan Shao's cousin Yuan Shu proclaimed himself emperor in Huainan, and the emperor Yuan Shaomou carved the emperor in the north. Because of the war, soldiers have long been unable to take off their battle clothes, their armor is covered with lice, and many people have died because of years of war.

The bones were bare in the field, and there was no one among them, and there was no crowing. It is extremely sad to think that only one person in a hundred people is alive.

Riding a rainbow and a red cloud on a stranger's mulberry tree, climbing the Yumen Gate of Nine Doubts. When he arrived in Kunlun in cold weather, he saw the Queen Mother of the West named Dong Jun.

Make friends with Korean pine, admire the family and accept the spirit of unrequited love. Eat Zhiying, drink Liquan, stick cassia twig and reward Qiu Lan.

Don't be a person, swim in Hunyuan, swim in the high wind, and be graceful. The scene has not moved, and there are thousands of lines. Life is like Nanshan, and you will never forget it.

Short songs (two songs) are songs about wine. What is the geometry of life? For example, morning dew is much more difficult to go to Japan. Be generous, and your troubles will be unforgettable.

How to solve your worries? Only Du Kang. Qingqing is your collar, YY is my miss.

But for your sake, Shen Yin has come a long way. A herd of deer, yo, ate mugwort in Ye Yuan.

I have a group of good guests, playing the piano and playing the piano. As clear as the bright moon, when can I forget it? The troubles come from this and cannot be cut off.

The weirder, the more useless. Talk about the banquet and miss the old grace.

There are few stars in the moon, and blackbirds fly south and circle the tree three times. What branches can you rely on? .

7. Funny adapted poems shine at the foot of my bed, and Li Bai wants soup.

I drank a bowl of soup and peed my crotch. The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth is watering, thousands of feet. I have no money when I touch my pocket! There is moonlight in front of the window, and Li Bai opens the window. When he encountered the X-ray, his tooth fell out. Roasted egrets in front of Mount Cisse, peach blossoms and flowing water fatten mandarin fish. Braised and boiled, egrets and mandarin fish don't have to see their girlfriends before returning. After that, they won't see their work pockets empty. When you invited them to dinner at the window, Li Bai opened the window. When he sees X-rays, his hair will fall off. Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke, and Li Bai comes to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere. Come at night, bear, and see where you are going! -I woke up easily in this spring morning full of mosquito bites.

Talking nonsense at night, I don't know how many people died. -I woke up easily in this spring morning full of mosquito bites.

I bought insecticide and smoked myself out. Li Bai got on the boat without paying, and the boatman kicked him off.

Peach Blossom Beach is as deep as thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead. During the Ming and Qing Dynasties, Du Mu was alone in the rain during the Qingming Festival. I want to ask the beauty where there is a shepherd boy pointing at Sanlitun (look, Xiao Du's poems are very penetrating.

For Tomb-Sweeping Day's sake today, let him send this first. ) Xiao Chun Tang Meng Haoran, a beautiful woman, has never been able to sleep since I woke up relaxed and happy this morning. I looked for her online (Lao Meng is not to be outdone). Finding a beautiful woman in Tang Du Fu's chat room is just a beautiful scenery of science and technology. I want to see someone speculating (hey, the poet's adult is ambitious. ) In the early spring, he appeared in the Ministry of Water Resources, Zhang Shiba, Tang Hanyu, Beili, Xiao Yurun, crisp as a beauty. From a distance, nothing was the saddest thing in a year. Online M M MM used to be a pig.

(It seems that Mr. Han has been hit hard. ) Arrived in Baidicheng early Tang Libai resigned from the dormitory. I like to meet netizens. Suddenly, I looked sad and couldn't help but go to the gate of hell (Shixian seems to have met a carnivorous ~ ~ Amen). Tang Du Mu is far away on the stone path of Xiangshan, deep in the white clouds. She and I thought the princess would be a dinosaur and saw a frog (wow, it's Du again, it seems that I am really touched. ) The Book of Songs. The Millennium is frost. The so-called Iraqis met them online, with chubby faces and long waists like a big water tank.

(well, the ancestors didn't escape this robbery either.

) Operator Song Lizhiyi I live in Beijing Institute of Technology, and she lives in Beijing Institute of Technology. She talks to me like a ghost every day.

(How can a poet join in the fun ~ ~ It's really a generation after generation of dinosaurs) The last article Jiang Nanchun and Tang Du Mu Daqian chatted with each other on the Internet, and their hearts gradually became empty. 480 times, how many dinosaurs are there? I can say responsibly that Komori is dying, and the consequences are very serious.

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The second messengers who sent Yuan, An Xitang and Wang Wei, were full of disappointment and heartbreak in the morning. I advise you not to find a net friend to become a monk in Shaolin tomorrow. Suddenly, he found the man sleeping in the street office. Li Qingzhao's dream: I drank too much last night and strayed into the depths of the campus.

Vomiting, vomiting, and countless mandarin ducks. The foot of my bed lit up, and Li Bai climbed into bed.

Pick up the machine gun and prepare to rob the bank. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Could it have frosted? .

Looking up, I found it was moonlight, and bowed my head to do the problem. Not counting (operator). I am reciting Chinese, and Jun is reciting English.

Learn every day without a foundation, but learn anyway. I can't recite this word, so I can't understand this sentence.

I only blame the school for being trapped in my heart, not my study. Please believe me, this will never be a lie. I am sincere to you, but you don't understand. A person who loves you deeply understands how difficult it is to love you, but his infatuation will remain unchanged for life! Please look at the second word in each line. ) Funny poem. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ I'm still stuck in the water ~ ~) 3. Why did * * cut candles at the west window, _ _ _ _ _ _ A: The husband and wife sat all morning (the Chinese teacher fainted while reading the paper.

After class, I fainted again! The correct solution is "late rain time". Mayfly shook the tree, and _ _ _ _ _ replied: I didn't move at all (the correct answer is "ridiculous". Quietly, wonderful, very in line with the facts. ) 5. The beauty of a gentleman's adult, _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: The villain wins the hearts of the people (directly fainting). 6. The poor are solitary, _ _ _ _ _ Student A: The rich have wives and concubines (positive solution: the rich help the world)

. ) 8. There are other ladies in his court, stunning 3,000. _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Iron bars can also be ground into needles ~ ~ ~ (The correct solution is "but his love for 3,000 is concentrated on one body") 9. I have Cai Fengyi. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: It's better to pull a chicken than a phoenix. Another student A: Both husband and wife go home (the correct answer is "However, I feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn") 10. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Fighting at the end of the bed. Another student A: I got married in the wrong sedan chair 65438. ) 12. I hope people live long. _ _ _ _ _ A: One will last forever. (I laughed wildly at the time, but now I think it's quite classic. The positive solution is "* * * Chanjuan thousands of miles away") 13. Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse, and _ _ _ _ _ _ Students answer: Climb the turtle by the river in Dongcun (right) 14. I advise God to be energetic, _ _ _ _ _ _. Gong Zizhen) 15. I was born to be useful. _ _ _ _ _ _ Classmate A: At the critical moment, I showed my magic power. Another classmate A: The mouse's son can make holes (the Chinese teacher in the whole office laughs wildly without images) 16. If it is sentimental, it is old, _ _ _ _ _ _. (the positive solution is ".