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Funny talk about the wonderful collection: heartless and heartless.

0 1 When you stabbed me with a sharp knife, I could only look at my blood with tears on my face. Is there anyone you want to see, but you can't? You said you were safe, and you should stand up and protect me from being unsafe. If you don't show it, you may not have forgotten it. It could be a memory. Thinking deeply will only make you miserable, and the farther away you are, the more free and easy you are! No heart, no lungs, no feelings, no pain, no itching, no concern. The most uncomfortable feeling is not to become strange, but to become strange gradually. Love is an attitude, and lovelorn is an experience. Seeing you leave quietly, I feel uncomfortable and can't say it. 10 I love you so much that you hurt me so thoroughly. 1 1 disgusting mother always cries with nausea. Why? Because it's disgusting. If you like me, please tell me. I will chase you. 13 eyes shed tears more brightly. A bleeding heart is stronger. 14 If you can't sleep at night, it's because you are awake in other people's dreams. 15 The person who loves you the most in the world is the one who is willing to spend time with you. 16 how can I love you and cross the glitz and time without vanity or madness? 17 You are the bystander of everyone, but not yourself. 18 is not necessarily forgetting, but it must be alienating. 19 if we never met in life, I don't believe that there is a kind of person who can't get tired of watching it, and there is a kind of person who feels warm as soon as he knows it. If I disappear, who will miss me crazy? 2 1 Never underestimate a creature that will not die if it bleeds for a week a month. At first, everyone believed that he would not throw in, but in the end, it was not beyond redemption. Countless times I passed by, my clothes were scratched and there was no spark! Don't believe too much. The person you remember may not miss you as much. Don't take a person's past to doubt a person's essence. A leaf blooms in pursuit, a flower blooms in the world, and you will miss someone for a lifetime. I don't expect you to understand, after all, you are not me, how can you feel the same way. Thank you for promising me such a bright future. Thank you for loving me. I was brave for too long and decided to live only for you. It is said that a boy likes you and he will never call your name. Don't frighten me with your eyes, because my glasses are insulated. 32 fake is fake, mistress is still a bitch. After you left, my heart felt like a shot. You asked me if it was worth loving you. In fact, you should know that love is not worth asking. Love is the most uncontrollable variable in life, and it is also the place that makes love intoxicate. If you think I'm gullible, please go on and I'll watch you perform. If I smile inexplicably, it must be that I miss you. I know there are many people who like you, and there is no shortage of me. But I like very few people, except you. Watching others laugh, I also smiled, obviously unhappy, but inexplicably being dragged. Men like other women smoking, but they don't like their own women smoking. 4 1 How many people love someone in the name of friendship, thinking that having is the beginning of losing. I'm not arrogant, I'm not fooling around, I'm tired of relying on everything. You know the truth is cruel, but you still don't give up asking. Finally, you cried. Don't rush to love. It's not barren, it's not old, it's still early. The most sorry thing in my life is my heart, which hurts again and again. I just want to hear your voice in this noisy city. It hurts a little. I can't say it. Can only endure. Until you can slowly forget. How brave do I need to leave you every day? I am a good girl in bed, but no matter how good I am, he can't see it. 50 couples who should know each other and stay together are strangers. I know that time will ruin happiness. 5 1 Don't laugh at the phone at home, your parents will think you are in love. Fate plays tricks again and again, and ruthless endings happen again and again. I'd rather keep some words in my heart than say them when it hurts again. When you are crowded, there is only one breathing space left. I will still believe in love, but I won't believe that love can last forever. Whoever can't answer the exam will fill in Long Live Chairman Mao, and no one dares to cross it. In fact, there is a kind of yearning, called escape. People who watch Lao Tzu's jokes will laugh at you one day. The most ridiculous thing is that I already know the truth, but you are still lying there. In life, there must be a right person waiting for you, and you will meet it sooner or later.