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I don't want to be bad or too good.

I have been a good girl since I was a child, and I have never done anything too out of line. But at the same time, he has a strong personality, and no matter what he wants to do or decides to do, he will not necessarily turn back.

? I have been thinking about where to go and the seaside this holiday, so I have considered several islands, such as Boracay or Mint Island, and Semporna. Finally, I decided to go to Bali, an island that feels good by its name.

? I decided my destination, so my friend and I went to see a travel agency. Parents who go abroad still don't agree to travel freely. After all, we are still babies. We found a cost-effective group. We didn't even look at the 890 million to 20 thousand groups. I dropped out of the honeymoon group with a female friend. The most important thing is that I don't have that much money.

? I find myself really wordy …

? One more thing … that is … two or three weeks before departure, an earthquake of magnitude 7 occurred in Lombok, about 20 kilometers away from Bali, and the aftershocks continued, and Bali was also affected. We were desperate when we saw the news, because everything was booked and we really wanted to go. This may all be ruined, and parents are worried.

? But maybe this is me. As long as I really want or decide, I will overcome all difficulties. At that time, I basically brushed the real-time news of Bali every ten minutes, asked people there how they felt, then communicated with travel agencies to ask about their situation, and then worked as parents to enhance the confidence of friends.

? Although there is an earthquake every five or six days, after our comprehensive analysis and we really want to go, we decided not to change our itinerary and still go to Bali, which can be regarded as our own willfulness.

? We exchanged Indonesian rupiah for the plane at 6: 00 p.m. 17 at Huanghua Airport, and the exchange rate was 1: 1850. It's past half past eleven when they flew to Bali, but the two fools are still excited.

It must be a low-cost airline! Just two loaves of bread, and the seat is still very narrow. Anyway, the game experience is not very good … What's lion air's name?

? Go through the customs immediately after landing. I really want to say something here. Like the last trip to Thailand, the customs will ask you for a tip (I heard that it is only for China people? However, it is outrageous that the person who handled our entry was so hateful that he waved us over kindly and then asked us for a tip in fluent Chinese. We only have a slightly smaller denomination, 50 thousand, and the rest are 65438+ million. We gave a $50,000 bill, and God knows he told us with a miserable face that he wanted to do it for everyone ... Of course, there was nothing we could do. We gave another100000 bill and150000 bill, just the entrance fee, just the two of us. I asked someone else, either the family only gave one or didn't give it at all. Remind everyone here that if others don't ask you for it, don't give it to them, but generally speaking, they will take the initiative. One more pit, twice.

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But it didn't affect our mood at all. We just feel stupid. When we landed in Bali, it was raining lightly, much lower than expected, and even a little cold. Before boarding the team tour bus, everyone gave a necklace made of fresh frangipani. At first glance, they all wear bright yellow flowers around their necks. That's a good feeling, inexplicable warmth ~

? On the way from the airport to the hotel, you can often see sculptural people on the road. The tour guide told us that these are their regular customers and there is nothing to be filial to. Bali doesn't have many historical origins, so people who like to study history and culture may not be suitable to come here. Mainly to enjoy the beautiful scenery and beautiful scenery ~

? It was about one o'clock in the morning when we arrived at the hotel. Bali and Beijing time belong to the same area, so there is no need to convert time.

It looks ok in front of the hotel, but the room is ordinary. It is said that going to Bali is a first-class hotel, a second-class beach and a third-class attraction, but hotels are also graded. Super-beautiful hotels, where stars get married or rich people spend their holidays, are usually 3,000 to 4,000 nights. Enjoy it when you make money.

? We have been staying in this hotel for the past few days and haven't changed places. Oh, I forgot to mention that this is also a tipping country, so we have to put 10 thousand rupees in the room every morning.

? The first day in Bali has finally arrived! Unfortunately, it is still raining. It had been raining in Bali for several days before we came, which was embarrassing, so we went to the shopping spot first and prayed that it wouldn't rain again. I want to see the sunny beach wow ~

The shopping spot was so boring that two idiots went to the toilet to take pictures ... There was no one left.

Around eleven o'clock, we went to the legendary Ubud Market, which is also a must-see attraction in Bali. The ground pick-up guide told us in the car that if we want to buy something, we must bargain and cut it in half.

Oh, yes, this is our guide. We call him Cheng, a 40-year-old man, Indonesian Chinese, Fujian, and his Chinese really has a little accent there. Tour guide, I think I just advised you to buy things and get a commission, so I didn't have any special feelings for him at first.

In fact, it is equivalent to our small commodity market, where some small vendors gather together and several small streets meet. Every time you pass a shop, the boss will ask you if you want some goods. After reading the little red book early in the morning, many people bought Ubud bamboo woven bags, which were not bad, so they rushed to ask for them ~

We walked in a little bit, thinking about going shopping one by one, and we advanced to a place. The boss should be a couple. Maybe I look more Japanese in a hat? They asked me if I was Japanese or China. Then, of course, ask the price. The price is 300,000 yuan, and the name is around 156 yuan. What are you talking about? Cut it off! Unlike in Thailand, basically everyone seems to know a little Chinese, except Indonesian, everyone speaks English. So I can only communicate in English, and my feet are particularly weak. Sometimes we suddenly get stuck in the middle of a conversation, don't know how to say a word or a sentence, and can't laugh or cry.

? Finally, I bought one with my friend, and they bought it for 340,000 yuan. At the beginning, the opening is a little bigger, and the opening at the back is 1 1 10,000. They are all super nice and not impatient at all. They are always smiling, sincere and intimate, and I feel embarrassed to wander behind.

I took photos with them several times, and they were all very happy, smiling and cooperating with us, even hugging us. Ha ha ha ha super kind. Also, please don't say my skin color, I know it's similar to them …

? In Ubud market, we seem to have given it 40 or 50 minutes? Anyway, I finally bought this bag and took some photos, so I didn't have time. We have to go to the next place. My friend and I got on the bus last. It seems that everyone is not very interested in this scenic spot. But I like it very much, because we really go deep into it to communicate with local people and feel their simplicity and hospitality. Although the language is unreasonable, the whole process is very relaxed and enjoyable ~ you can't understand it without trying.

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Next, we went to the legendary Ubud Palace. The tour guide said that there are still members of the royal family living in it, so we can only visit and take pictures outside. Everyone should be surrounded by a salon when they go in, perhaps out of respect.

The most annoying thing is that it has been raining all morning, and the weather is gloomy. The photos taken are a bit gloomy, but a good mood is necessary.

I said that I am a small sun, and it shines everywhere, even at home. Every time I take my dad's car, there is sunshine everywhere I sit. No, at noon, Bali, which has been raining for several days, will clear up. Are you happy?

? At noon we went to eat dirty duck rice, which is a specialty of Bali. Indonesia mainly eats fried things, and almost anything can be fried. This dirty duck meal is half a fried duck for each person, plus a bowl of soup, a little side dish and a little sauce that I find strange.

I can still eat. I am the kind of person who can eat anywhere. Unlike my parents, no matter where I travel, I have to bring some Chili dishes. I can only say that I am too easy to feed.

These are my long legs with tall white legs, about 174. I don't know how I have the courage to play with her. No, it should be said that my photography level is high.

? Haha, I really like this pair today, but the funny thing is that these denim shorts are not mine but the boudoir! Haha, all the tall people around 174 wore a pair of pants that were a little big, so I tied them around my waist with a skirt belt. I forgot my denim shorts. I like this dress very much. I can only do this ...

Because there is a spa where you eat, take a rest after eating and then go to the essential oil spa.

You don't need to take a shower, just take off your coat and pants and lie in bed. Emmm is still very comfortable. I will massage you everywhere. It's a little embarrassing, but I won't say much about it. I feel that all spas in Southeast Asia should be similar.

? The itinerary of the day is still very full. We did a spa for an hour, and then we left for the next scenic spot after about three o'clock.

It can only be said that we were so lucky that we unconsciously met their National Day, 8 17, the day we just arrived. And these days belong to the time range of their celebration.

When we went to the Temple of the Sea, local young women lined up in costumes, and we tourists followed them down the road. This will inevitably lead to congestion, and you can't watch it at close range when you arrive at the scenic spot, but you can only feel it from a little farther away (because they are holding a ceremony to pay homage to Hai's daughter). Some people may complain that they didn't see anything, but I'm still very happy. I have seen the scenery from a distance and can feel their annual festival. How lucky I am ~ you will get what you lost.

It was scheduled to arrive at Kimbaland Beach before six o'clock to watch the sunset, which is said to be one of the top ten most beautiful sunsets in the world. The sun usually sets at 6: 00/kloc-0: 5 in Bali, but we have arrived at 5: 30 in the Temple of the Sea, and there is still a drive, so we certainly can't see the sunset today, but the arranged dinner is at Kimbalan Beach, so we will drive there.

Whether we saw the sunset or not, at least we reached the scenic spot of Kimbaland. The failure to see the sunset is also caused by some objective factors such as time, and the travel agency is irresponsible. It was a pity at first, but the tour guide said to take us to see it sometime. It's really great.

? I'm serious anyway. Later, I thought about it on the road. Maybe he just said, Let's play, and there is no obligation to arrange time to see it. I think this is understandable, although I feel sorry.

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We had a seafood meal in Kimbaland. My aunt and I are allergic to seafood and can't eat it. Aunt told Acheng before that we couldn't eat seafood, so he ordered her an egg fried rice out of his own pocket. I didn't know I needed another meal until all the dishes were served. I couldn't eat seafood. At that time, Cheng just smiled and said that all this had to be paid for by himself, so there were not so many fried rice with eggs.

I will forget it. I'm going to grab something to eat and go back to the hotel to make instant noodles. I don't know. After a while, the waiter put a plate of rice in front of me.

? I still remember the feeling at that time. Although it is the smallest thing, it is a kind of warmth, from a foreign country. From that moment on, I re-recognized Acheng, which is ordinary, sincere, true, ordinary and kind. Interests may not be so important in front of him.

I am grateful to meet such a nice person far from home.

With a good mood, I came again the next day.

? Our hotel is near the sea, which is very close to the two lovers' spots, so our first trip today is to go to the two lovers' spots and then enjoy afternoon tea. It used to be afternoon, but now it can be said to be afternoon tea.

? Errenzhuan, as its name implies, is definitely related to a love story, and it is almost as good as China's Liang Shanbo and Juliet. It is said that a pair of lovers had to part because of the sadness of their home country. The girl waited for the boy on this cliff and finally jumped off the cliff.

What is the most famous duet? Ha ha ha ha is his monkey. Many monkeys here are wild and fearless. If you are not careful, they will take away your things, such as your hat and glasses. It's amazing. Interestingly, when we don't take pictures, we will protect what we may be robbed of.

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There are two cliffs here, which are representative scenic spots in Bali. The biggest disadvantage of traveling with a group is that you can't arrange your own time, so you only give it an hour, and you will leave after taking photos.

When they arrived at the place where they had tea at noon, the two fools were very happy to shoot on the grass.

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Too many photos have been deleted, so I can only steal them silently, otherwise I won't be lucky enough to see what a beautiful woman looks like ~

? I still like what I ate at noon this day, that is, the ordinary buffet, but there are still many things, especially the fried rice and fried noodles in their house are really delicious and easy to satisfy …

What makes people laugh and cry is that just as we were driving to the shopping mall after dinner, another earthquake of magnitude 6 or above occurred in Lombok next door, and Bali was shocked.

? But the funniest thing is that we were in the car at that time, and we didn't think much about it, and we didn't feel anything strange. Brush Weibo to know. Oh, hey, there has just been an earthquake ... asking the locals is completely ignored. Let's talk about it

I didn't even tell my parents … because I thought it was nothing at all. It's over, now my parents will scold me again when they see it …

? I didn't care at all. Keep walking. In the afternoon, we went to Nanwan, a beach in Bali, specializing in water sports.

? Because we went late, many projects were the last wave. In fact, water sports are similar, as long as there are seaside tourist attractions, such as sea parachutes, motorboats and underwater walks.

? I haven't played a submarine walk once, but no matter where I am, everyone's comments are not good, saying it is boring. The water is shallow and dirty, which doesn't interest me. Parachute motorboats and the like have been played too many times, so they didn't sign up.

? A friend goes to play with a parachute, which seems to be 50 yuan per person. This one is more stable, not the kind that is fast and then a little exciting. These friends who are a little scared but want to try don't worry.

A group of us took a speedboat to an island not far away, called Turtle Island, to see turtles. You should also tip the local tamers, one person 1 10,000. My friends and I didn't bring any money. Cheng paid for it directly for us.

The turtle you can hold is not big, but it is super lively and disobedient. Don't think that turtles just have no temper, I tell you, they just have no patience! You hold it, and it keeps waving its hands and feels like they want to fly out. You can't let go or you will fall on it. You can only shake hands with it. It's really funny. Ha ha ha ha.

? This is a small island, and it feels like a small zoo. The difference is that these animals can get in touch with you very closely and feel different.

? Some people may think this bat is dirty and ugly, but I haven't seen it so close. I thought it was quite novel, so I grabbed it and took a group photo as a souvenir. Its little paws hook you, ugly and ugly.

This is a civet cat, a feature of Bali. There is a very famous coffee here, called cat excrement coffee, which is made by this kind of cat. Also divided into male and female, the male will be better than the female.

? Because time is tight, we don't have much time to go shopping by ourselves and have no chance to buy it back. What a pity ...

? Look carefully at the picture below. For example, my mother is afraid of snakes.

? This is a big breakthrough in my life, although I am a straight steel girl who claims to be fearless of spiders. However, I really have never touched a snake, let alone hugged it! !

? The staff took the snake and asked us if we wanted to try it. Everyone either backs off or even says no, no,no. I think I'm really bolder than the average girl. I was the first to rush up and say what I wanted. My friend looked at me in surprise and asked me how dare.

? When you really hold it, you are still a little scared. The hard and cold body married your neck, and the snake head kept shaking and touching my face. Oh, my God! I absolutely like this snake! !

? Then my friend saw that I was fine and got up the courage to take a photo. It's just the two of us in the whole team, and it's a little proud ~

Close contact with almost all animals, the game experience is not bad.

I took it on my way back to Nanwan, and the sunset here is pretty good. The key is that you have eyes that find beauty.

? I went back early today, and all the Chinese food I ate was like Hunan food. Very familiar, miss.

We are a small group with only 12 people, so there will never be too few group meals at a time. Everyone including me is full.

? You haven't seen a convenience store in Indonesia, have you? I thought it was all 7 1 1, but it turned out that he might have his own local brand.

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It's all Indonesian rupiah, all kinds of tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, how many zeros. Every time I saw something and looked at the price, I subconsciously thought it was RMB, and then I was shocked, and then I knew it was Indonesian rupiah. I use my mobile phone computer to convert various prices, muttering in my mouth, and I just ignore it. I choose what I want to eat in the basket. After all, I really don't like reading numbers …

? When I came out to check out, I casually paid 200 thousand, hahaha, and my dad joked with me that I would show off to my friends when I went back. I just entered a convenience store and bought hundreds of thousands of things to see how rich I am.

? In fact, it's more than RMB 100 ... but according to our team leader, it's not cost-effective to go abroad to play now. ...

Bring a big bag of snacks back to the hotel haha, that's enough ~

? Then ... the main event came. ...

When I returned to the hotel this evening, my friend took a bath and lay in bed. I sit on the sofa next to me and watch my mobile phone. I plan to take a bath later. Then my friend suddenly told me that there seemed to be an earthquake in Little Philip Burkart ... (Because my friend had been to Sichuan before, it was an earthquake, and I knew what it was like). At first, I thought she was joking and still sitting there. Speaking of which, I'm really not afraid of death. I was sitting on the sofa and lying in bed with my friends, and I felt an earthquake …

? Others ran fast, but we didn't move. Maybe we really forgot to be afraid at that time. We looked at each other and nobody moved. I only heard the windows rattle, the whole floor was shaking and the bed was shaking. When you close your eyes, you will feel that you are driving on a very rugged mountain road.

? What was it like then? I still can't say it. In the ten seconds of that strong earthquake, my mind has no room for me to think too much. Everything is an instinctive reaction. Before I got scared, everything was so fast, even so novel. I feel quietly, one leng one leng.

? Soon, calm was restored. I suddenly jumped up and finally realized that it was just an earthquake! Such a strong sense of shock is the first time in my life. My friend and I just ran outside the door now, and we saw an endless stream of people flying around downstairs, some shirtless and some in pajamas, and everyone rushed down without caring.

? By this time, it seems that we just came to our senses and thought of running. I dragged my friend to run, and she was even funnier. She wore pajamas and went back to wear an outdoor suit. I laughed at the clothes she wore when she died.

This is the message that the team leader gave us at that time. The earthquake was again in Lombok, a place only a dozen kilometers away from Bali. The magnitude 6.9 just happened is the biggest earthquake in recent times.

? Tell my parents I'm safe. They were anxious for me to go home quickly, saying that I shouldn't agree to let me come to Bali. At that moment, I hated myself. Why didn't I listen and make my parents so worried?

? However, the stimulus rushed to my head again.

? Later, the aftershocks were intermittent. Maybe I borrowed a little courage from God, so I took a bath. Everyone either ran to the open space outside the hotel or went out to run. It's just me. Now I want to take a bath.

? But in the end, I was still afraid. The fastest speed in life is to take a bath and wash your hair, and you are afraid of anything. When I was covered in shampoo foam, my friend told me that there was another aftershock, and I didn't feel anything in the toilet. I can only hurry up, hurry up, don't try to be brave. I really felt scared at that time. He grabbed my throat like a devil, making me speechless. The whole body is like a clockwork machine, washing and dressing in one go.

? Later, everyone gathered outside the door for a long time, and the aftershocks slowly disappeared. We were ready to have a rest. First of all, neither my friends nor I dare to sleep, because I am the kind of person who sleeps to death and doesn't know that the sky is falling. Later, I really couldn't go on. I comforted myself that we shouldn't die now. We'll be fine. Let's have a rest first.