Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - The super domineering confession of boys and girls is very embarrassing!

The super domineering confession of boys and girls is very embarrassing!

1。 Don't cry, even you are mine, let alone tears.

2。 If you cry again, I will go home and kneel on the washboard.

Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you!

4。 My heart is in your place, and you still care about what I am doing.

5。 I like you. I love you. It's none of your business.

6, you stand there and don't move, I ran over!

7, you listen to me, I love you ~ ~ Remember!

8. I will take you away from me unless I step on my body!

9. All the good things in the world should belong to me, including you.

10, you clean my house and I'll sweep the world for you!

1 1. Love you is my patent. Who dares to do anything illegal?

12, I want to give you happiness with my own hands. I don't trust others.

13, why are you so stupid? You have to stand behind me when you meet anything in the future, okay?

14, a lifetime is so long, what is waiting for you for a few years?

15, I'll give you whatever you want, as long as I have it. What are you doing outside? Stay with me.

16, none of you can bully her, only I can!

17, you wait, one day you will be my son's mother!

18, take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly.

19, I must find you when I miss you.

20. I want to give you happiness, and no one can stop it!

2 1, I like you so much that you will die if you like me?

22, you can't cook, stay away from me, I'll cook for you later!

23. No one in this world is qualified to like you, except me!

24. It is said that getting married is very cheap now. Come on, let's get married. My treat!

One day, your name will appear in my household registration book.

I don't love you when you are twice my age.

On girls' domineering confession

1, dear! Build a siege! Surround me! I don't want to drift all the time!

Take care of yourself if you have the ability, or let me take care of you honestly!

The best things in the world should belong to me, including you!

My heart is with you, and you still care about what I am doing.

I like you so much that you will die if you like me?

6. When you want to marry a wife, tell me that I will marry you.

7. Don't cry, even you are mine, let alone tears.

8. I just want to be with you, as long as I am together, even if I die.

9. I am willing to love you wholeheartedly, and I am willing to do anything for you.

10, I can't walk, you carry me. Come on, not so slow. If you miss the wedding, go home and kneel and rub the washboard.

1 1, meeting you is like the bells of the whole world ringing together, and the flowers of the whole world bloom together!

12, I heard that marriage certificates are very cheap now. Let's leave now. I am on your side. Forev

13, the clothes are dirty. I'll wash them for you. Don't spend money on a nanny. If you have more money, leave it all to me for safekeeping.

14, you clean my house and I'll sweep the world for you!

15, looking back 500 times in the past life, in exchange for passing by in this life. If it's really you, I'd like to meet you ten thousand times and tell you that I really want to see you.

16. Angels can't fly without wings. I, without you, means that angels have no wings!

17, if loving you is a mistake, I am willing to make up for it.

18, I want you to give me happiness personally, and others can't afford it.

19, what are you dragging? Marry me as soon as possible.

20. Come with me. It's my fault that I can't give you happiness, but whoever makes you unhappy, I'll cut him!

2 1, my love for you fills me with energy and stirs my heart, which is an unspeakable stimulus.

22. I think you are really not a qualified friend. You'd better switch to be my husband!

23, you let me stay in your heart, I also let you reach the depths of my soul.

24. Do you think I am angry with you because I still love you?

25, you still look, you look at me again, I will eat you! Do not move. I want a bite.

If you cry again, I will go home and kneel on the washboard.

27, a lifetime, that long. How long will you wait for me to die? I won't keep you waiting for nothing.

28. I want to give you happiness, and no one can stop it!

29. No one in this world is qualified to be with you, except me.

I met in the cold wind, fell in love with the warm breath, and left in the past spring. My heart flies with love!

Sad boys and girls talk about it.

Selected conversations between sentimental boys and girls

1. If one does not follow the pace, there will be no burden.

When running becomes a habit, I want to cry.

Not that I don't miss you, but that I don't know how to face you.

Why am I so deadlocked? What can I get?

I dare not try my best to please anyone after you.

6. Is there a moment when I want to blacklist myself?

7. When the endless quarrel stops, the endless darkness ends.

8. Maybe some roads are destined to be completed by one person.

9. Cancel the special attention to him and let his full name roll back to the public group.

10. He said I was cold and I smiled. Know how much I'm afraid he'll annoy me and say I'm annoyed.

1 1. How much courage do I need to walk past you peacefully?

12. I am a puppet, and every thread is touched by you.

13. I see that the whole world is going to collapse in front of me. I can't resist all this trend.

14. Decadence: I am used to seeing his back, his side face, and he doesn't love me.

15. You said her smile was beautiful, but I was the only one who was so tired.

16. The sky is still so blue, but how many clouds have changed.

17. It's over. It's completely over. We can't go back. I tried.

18. It's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see a couple.

19. Sometimes if you take the initiative for a long time, you will get bored slowly.

I'm really tired of living in the shadow you gave me.

Sad boys and girls talk about recommendation

1. I am a man who chases the sun on foot. No matter how fast and tired I run, you can't come near me.

It doesn't matter, you can have your world. Don't bother, it's my gentleness.

When three people play together, there are always two people who have better feelings, while the other person is ignored.

Memories are a very tiring thing, just like how to lie down when you are insomnia.

I have no passion for anything. It turns out that my heart is tired, and my heart should rest!

6. Don't ask me if I'm happy, at least I'll smile brightly.

7. Sad to say: I wanted to show a different me with a different mood, but suddenly I collapsed in front of you.

The reason why we are estranged is probably because I was not there when you needed me.

9. The most tiring thing in this world is to watch your heart break and have to stick it on yourself!

10. Sugar is my life. A sweet life is happy. I'm tired when life is not sweet.

1 1. I gave you a fiery heart, but you gave me a scarred heart.

12. Restrain yourself from thinking about hopeless things.

13. Now I have learned to let nature take its course and don't want to keep anything. I believe that those who should be here will not leave.

14. Some people are very tired, and I don't know where this fatigue comes from.

15. If you can't hold the sand, you might as well raise it early.

16. I walked alone, I saw through it, and it was painful. I choose my own path. I'll go alone.

17. Say: If one day you love someone as much as I love you, you will know how tired I am.

18. When that person starts to ignore you, you should learn to ignore that person.

19. When can I reply to my message as quickly as an automatic reply?

20. Only you know how painful it is to put your heart together.

2 1. His side is so crowded that I never dare to flatter myself, thinking that I am the only one.

22. I can't find heaven and the moon. I am sorry to disappoint you.

After all, I like you for more than a day or two, but it's only a second or two before you say goodbye.

24. Like a destroyed limb, once it is amputated, it is lost forever.

25. Why do you always laugh it off? You really enjoyed talking to her!

It is true that you no longer have me in your heart, which is a fact I can't change.

27. Do you really have to lose me completely to feel my existence?

I pretended not to see it, but I heard those rumors in my ears. Mood quotation network

29. Reality is always cruel and will make you wake up soon. No one can unconditionally give you the security, warmth and love you want.

Even if I have thousands of hands, it's a waste of time. Your heart is not with me.

Girls' super-drag and super-domineering signature

1, she said: If you don't let me wear a wedding dress again, I'll let you wear a cassock.

Behind every cigarette, there are always a pair of eyes that are smoked red. If people who listen to stories feel the same way, it is that they are in their own stories.

3. It's the second decade. What the fuck is IQ?

4. Girl, it's time to shut up and grow up. The world can't hold your purity.

5, she is ugly and fat, she is my object, you are thin and beautiful, I don't like you. He is poor and short, he is my brother, and you are rich and tall. Fuck you.

6. Money ties people up, but its charm is not attractive.

7. Don't think that you have touched the whole Russia, and you have forgotten that Russia still has a brave heart!

8. If your boyfriend ignores you, you can show it to him alone.

9. There are few ups and downs in life, but you still have to live a strong life.

10, not everyone can live a low-key life, and the basis of low-key is to be high-key at any time.

1 1, don't say a lifetime if you are not a lifetime.

12 I swear, I will never rob my favorite girlfriend of anything except food.

13, don't think you are great. In my eyes, you are nothing at all.

14, your smile is swaying, becoming the most beautiful ornament in my life.

15, the world, just to protect you. What's the use of a world without you?

16, escape can only escape time, but never escape reality.

17, I can be so strong that God loves me.

18, I was born with deadly arrogance, and I don't like you biting me!

19, I am a very principled person. My principle is only three words, depending on the mood.

20. When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to live too!

2 1, if you are half-hearted, I will take part in accidental amusement.

22. I love you. When I love you, I will think of you.

23. When I have money, I will buy Unicom cards in the mobile building every day!

24. Other people's wives are wives, and Laozi's wife is mourning.

25. I don't like taking pictures. I only try the pixels of my mobile phone occasionally!

26. Sometimes, I really love him too much and don't want to disturb him.

27. I would rather be with wolves than with dogs.

28. China people are still kind to China people: Newton farted and dropped a bunch of formulas. Qu Yuan ended up staying for three days.

29. Every time in the dead of night, I often ask myself, was it right or wrong to decide to come to Earth?

I dare not bet on love. I can't afford to lose

3 1, met, is fate, scattered, is also fate, but shallow.

32. Angel face and devil figure describe me.

33. If it is for that sister, I am willing to give up everything, because you are my sister, that's all!

34. When I miss you, can you think of me occasionally?

35. If we are separated, everyone I love from now on will be like you.

36. It is your tolerance to tolerate it. It is my ability to make you tolerate.

37. Don't think that you are playing mobile phone in class. I don't know who will giggle at the crotch.

38. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?

39. After this village, there is this store, because it is a branch.

40. The so-called happiness is nothing more than the gap between two unhappy times.

4 1, a person's past, a person's present, a person's romance is irreplaceable.

42. She shook the ash and watched it drift in the light intently. She almost forgot the first love in her memory.

43. Don't wait for me to slap you to know how to sew your mouth!

44. I don't want many things I expected before, but now I don't want them.

45, life is too long, you are just a landscape!

46. Put away your ambiguity and take him away.

47. Painful days will not last long, but strong people will always be strong.

48. Don't change yourself for others. Be yourself. People who care about you will like the real you better.

49. I don't need to explain or explain, I am who I am.

50, when my hair reaches my waist, I will kill you as a teenager.

5 1, which means giving human beings a chance to talk nonsense.

52. Without you, who else can I rely on in my world?

53. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

Don't call me arrogant, I just refuse to deal with animals.

55. Actually, I know a lot. Why didn't you tell me?

56. You think the sourest feeling is jealousy. No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.

57. If you step on a banana peel and fall, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.

58. You are so polite to me, so I won't be polite!

59. If you can't lie to me for a lifetime, please don't lie. Even if you can't love for a lifetime, please don't love, even for a moment.

No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

6 1, no matter how good others are, it is none of my business, and no matter how bad I am, it is none of others' business.

There have been a lot of tears recently, because in my eyes, you obviously just miss you, as if I had lost the world.

63. You will never understand how much I have been hurt for you, but you always laugh.

64. Regardless of naked marriage or not, I only believe that plain is true.

65. I want to keep you as my own, but you are a public booty call.

66. When I am strong, I will give myself the whole world.

67. Love me the most or hate me. Don't be cold and heartless to me. At least let me know how I should treat you.

68. Beating is kissing, scolding is love, and love is extremely deep.

69. No love, no joy, no sex.

70. I don't know that I am young and frivolous. All I know is that the winner is king.

7 1, Ben Xian counted, Hunan Satellite TV will broadcast Princess Huanzhu again in the summer vacation.

72. Take out the same fighting power as men and fight against this bumpy world.

73, a small watch with a big gold chain, three small barbecues a day.

74. After my sadness, I proudly raised my mouth and smiled.

75. Being betrayed and hurt occasionally is a kind of growth, and it's nothing.

76. Friends are like RMB, which is true and false. Unfortunately, I'm not a money detector. My friend, I only want quality, not quantity.

77. Learn not to be angry first, and then learn to make people angry.

78. Clear your mind and keep walking. If you miss the flowers, you will reap the rain. If you miss this one, you will meet the next one.

79, sweet talk, I will not, romantic flirting, I will not, for you, only one heart.

80. Smile at the person you hate the most and be as arrogant as possible.

8 1, I delayed because there was a brother behind me.

82. When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, give it a thousand reasons to laugh.

83. It is said that women are clothes and big sister is a brand that you can't afford to wear.

84, holding a glass of white wine, lips and teeth smile, sweet taste, Mu Zi flowers.

85, smile, there is nothing to pass! Tomorrow is a new beginning!

86. Loneliness that can be expressed is not true loneliness.

87. I don't have time to participate in your past, but you will have me in your future.

There are thousands of men in the world, so it is really impossible to change them every day.

89. I don't mind your slander. After all, dogs bark at everyone.

90. Be a carefree eater and an idle eater.

9 1, the road you choose, no matter how difficult it is, you must go on.

92. People who can't cry are monsters, and those who can only cry are rubbish.

93. When the weather clears up, maybe I will love you again.

94. I stick to my style and live in my time.

95. If you don't have my sadness, don't feel my pain.

96. Even if you are white-haired and look up, you won't forget if you can't get it.

97. I want to be with you, and no one can stop me. I want to be with you. I'm crazy.

There is no doubt that my world doesn't need you.

99. Who can be worse than who will report to God sooner or later.

100, I'm not a delicate girl, I don't need protection, and I can be fine alone.