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Qq space curse saying daquan

1. You look bold. It's a miracle that you are still alive.

You graduated from a school with mental retardation. You get full marks in every exam and get the highest scholarship every year.

You look like a futile intellectual. Why don't you understand this truth? Maybe your head is white, too

4. Stand tall and pee far.

You just bought PetroChina. Your whole family bought PetroChina and Sinopec.

6. You wear makeup for hours in front of the mirror every day to cover up your ugly face. Don't come out to scare people if you know you are ugly.

7. Don't play hardball with me. Take courage when you decide. If you were a woman, you would have two mouths. If you are a man, you will have an extra microphone.

8. Don't take my patience with you as your shameless gesture. You really turn a blind eye.

9. I know you have habitual enteritis and your tonsils have been removed, but is your heart still there?

10, half the books in the world are written by fools for fools.

1 1, your socks are exposed, and you have the face to go out into the street and not be afraid of being eaten alive.

12, don't always live in Hibika, your house, you are horny, go find Wangcai next door.

13, people are cheap all their lives, pigs are cheap with knives, you are cheap, throw them directly into the cesspit.

14, grandpa is from grandson. ...

15, shameless bitch makes a scene when she sees a man. You are such a bitch!

16. Do you know what blue and white porcelain is? You can't call yourself noble just because you have a face of sparrow black spots!

17, why are your hands the same as those of the national football team?

18, why didn't the country use your face to study bulletproof vests?

19, do you feel pressure to live with people with positive IQ? Hello, Sam? Hello, Sam?

20. You really look like what you want.

2 1, even if God comes in person, it's hard to stop you! You really have an IQ.

22. You said that I have acne in adolescence. Do you envy menopause?

23. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean, shameless people are just like you.

24. Some of our middle school classmates once went out by bike. A classmate went to kick another fatter classmate's foot and wanted to scold him, saying, I put out a pig's trotter and flew.

25. Laugh when you should. Why don't you look back and smile like everyone else? You see, you did another good thing, scaring the old man riding a tricycle to death.

26. After hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously!

27, not beautiful, at least ugly.

28. Scholars play dead for their confidants, while women have plastic surgery for those who please themselves.

29. You know, I won the swimming championship when you were a tadpole! ! !

30. You ate shit in the morning, so how can you talk vigorously!

3 1, it's absolutely true that it's easy to hide when it's obvious, and it's impossible to prevent when it's dark. The fox is not free from vulgarity, but it is purely frivolous!

32. Did you come out to brush your teeth? What's on your teeth? Yellow? Or vegetable leaves or something?

33. You are afraid of wasting bullets when shooting, and you are afraid of dirty bricks when shooting with bricks.

34, first teach you the truth of being a man, don't be so smelly, clean up, don't call names, first look at yourself, what qualifications do you have to scold me, don't think you look good, you are not very beautiful, children should keep their mouths clean, don't mess around, don't mess with people who can't be provoked when you are angry, don't mess with people who can't be provoked when you are so young, and don't teach you some truth when you are so young.

35. You can pick up cigarette butts all over the floor by twisting your hip shaft in the aisle and holding two glass balls in your hand.

36. Who said you looked like Xifeng? I think you've beaten her.

37. I can tell at a glance that you are a pig. Who has no eyes to say that you are a guinea pig?

38. May your boyfriend call forever.

39. The festival is coming, and I will send you a pair of couplets: Part I: Trees don't need skins, and they will undoubtedly die; The second part: people are shameless and invincible in the world; Man is invincible.

40. Pay attention to your health. You do not belong to yourself. You belong to all drivers.

4 1, don't always treat me as your mother, I have no obligation to educate you.

42. You are my super happy insole. Let me step on you.

43. The scourge of damaging the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants whose ancestors were humiliated,

44. You are a non-human, and you are like a wave and wind all the time.

45. People can be shameless, but not as shameless as you.

46. Put Lao Zi in the right position, don't fart and don't take yourself too seriously.

47. You commit adultery, you commit adultery with style, you commit adultery with proficiency, and you commit adultery with a sense of internationalization.

48. If I don't fuck your mother, you won't know that I am your father!

49. The so-called threshold, the past is the door, and if it fails, it becomes the threshold.

A stingy person like you should receive guests in the street.

5 1, obviously the dog has grown into a bear. I'm so sorry for your appearance.

52. I feel like two pigs, because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

Please think about it, do you have the strength to compete with me? I don't want to spend half a day with a disabled person.

54. You are just like me, and I am very coquettish. Unlike you, man show.

Your mother may have given birth to you prematurely, so you haven't fully grown up.

56. Do you feel that your inner figure is particularly strong and enchanting? I don't think you are your mother's own, so I abuse you.

57. Put you on Baidu and search for "people who are more shameless than you". Baidu said, "Sorry, I didn't find anyone more shameless than you"!

58. The girl who refuses to kiss me is not a good girl!

59. You are a disfigured McDonald's uncle, a sedimentary raw material with oil concentration 10 times.

60. A guy like you can only play a piece of shit in a TV series, which is worse than chewing gum peed by a dog on the side of the road.

6 1, I hate couples cuddling in the street. Are you hot?

62. You look strange and erratic, which makes me sigh at the magic of your parents.

63. What plastic bag do you put in front of Lao Zi? Do you have shit on your head? Some people sometimes look like people, and sometimes they become dogs.

64. People are humbled by heaven, and one day you will ascend to the legendary heaven.

You walk very well. Chaplin looks like Picasso.

If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

67. Don't take yourself seriously. May I ask who is speaking?

Angels can fly because they look down on themselves. ...

69. You are full and full, and you brag about how low your quality is, right?

Actually, you can still be saved. Go to 1 14 to consult the best veterinary hospital in China!

7 1, you spilled B, a whore, you spilled hemorrhoids in your mouth, and your father and I rotted your grass. Why are you still selling B on the street?

72. Take a photo, dig a mouth, drum a cheek, or hold a fist next to your face. Who are you going to hit, cerebral thrombosis or hemiplegia?

73. Don't play hardball with me. If you decide, show your courage.

74. When you were a child, did you have any bowel movements or were you stimulated?

75. A head as big as B and a pair of 2B are born together. Even a pig will be ashamed of you.

Please be civilized and don't spray feces everywhere. This is a civilized society.

77, wrinkled and cute!

78. The leader decided to award Comrade Song Zude the special prize of "He scolded"! Applause.

When you were born, your father was ill. After returning to China, your mother is the hardest. Here is the husband and there are the children. We should take care of them. Feed the medicine here, feed the medicine there, feed the milk, feed the medicine. Feed medicine, breast-feed Not good! The milk was given to your father and the medicine was given to the child. As a result, you grew up like this!

80, you play cheating, splitting so open, not afraid of cold balls!