It's too hot. Tell me humorously

1, summer is here. The object depends on the object. If there is no date, we will stay in the air-conditioned room.

2. All the people who go out at this moment are "anti-Japanese heroes". You can't walk in the street without getting wet.

I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.

4. The scorching sun is in the sky, and on both sides of the road, mature ears of grain bend down in the hot soil. Grasshoppers, like grass leaves, make a weak and noisy sound in wheat fields and rye fields, among the reeds on the shore.

5, the table is too hot, mahjong has just been coded, and it is actually burnt.

6. In August, the sun is like a fire umbrella. At noon, the sky is dazzling, like a white-hot iron plate. The twigs of weeping willows on the roadside are motionless, the shadows of trees shrink into a ball, and the dusty leaves roll painfully. The asphalt pavement has also been softened by the sun. Looking into the distance, it seems that there is a transparent steam rising on the deserted road.

Recently, people all over the country are mourning for a guy named Hot. No one has seen him, but everyone knows that it is spicy!

8. The big leaves on both sides of the road are drooping by the sun, and the grass is wilted by the sun, just like eggplant beaten by frost. Some people turn on the air conditioner, some people turn on the electric fan, and some people use the fan to "click" the people who are working outside, sweating and constantly saying, "It's so hot! If only I were at home, it would be more comfortable to turn on the air conditioner, but it's too hot now, and we are as uncomfortable as a drowned rat! "

9. In this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death!

10, it's not shameful to show love these days. The most shameful thing is to show the air conditioner. ...