Funny version of birthday greetings

1, if one day you encounter something unhappy, don't be sad, you can tell me, don't worry, others won't know, because I am the kind of person who would rather die laughing than tell others! Best wishes for a happy birthday! 2. In the Internet cafe, a classmate suddenly raised his hand and shouted, "Teacher!" Best wishes for a happy birthday! 3. A crow accidentally spilled shit on the fox, and the fox was furious: you cheated you with a piece of meat for so many years, and you still hold a grudge. The crow said, I really forgot if you didn't tell me. Now that prices are rising so high, you should give me back a pig. Best wishes for a happy birthday! 4. Gender: male, age: 28 (household registration can be proved) Occupation: lecturer, unit: MLM Center, diploma: literacy class. Looking for a partner to get married now requires that the female culture is not too high and the brain is not too smart. Otherwise, how can I fool you into doing pyramid schemes with me? Best wishes for a happy birthday! 5. It is not easy to make money. It is happy to earn one more piece, easy to spend money, and painful to spend one more hair. Making money is the income of labor, spending money is the need of life, and making money is hard! I hope you are rich and have a better life! Best wishes for a happy birthday! 6, making money is not easy, not hard, but also sweating, money is precious, not Hua Cuo, the flowers will be wasted! I wish my friends practical when making money and smart when spending money! Best wishes for a happy birthday! 7. Aunt bought a fake mobile phone and showed off her standby time to her colleagues as long as 100 days. As a result, there was no electricity for one day. Aju ran to the shop assistant for a theory, and the shop assistant pointed to the mobile phone box, which read: "Long standby day"! Best wishes for a happy birthday! 8. Teenagers are not reckless, but bold. I wonder where they come from when they are old. Best wishes for a happy birthday! 9. Beethoven: I want to hold the gangster by the throat. Best wishes for a happy birthday! 10, May went to the city for the first time and was squeezed into the second floor of a double-decker bus at the bus stop. She looked around and accidentally saw that there was no driver in the front half of the car. She blurted out, "Hey, people in the city are all cows. Let this iron guy run by himself, it's amazing! " Best wishes for a happy birthday! 1 1, the night is already deep. I woke up from my sleep because I thought of you. Why do you always leave me quietly in the middle of the night? I really need you. Where did you drop the pillow? Best wishes for a happy birthday! 12, I will call your name. In the dark night, I think your name has never been so far away. Farther than any star, sadder than drizzle. Bajie, why did you raise the price again? Best wishes for a happy birthday! 13. Making money is like climbing a mountain. Step by step difficult, difficult. Spending money like water is gone forever. Spending money is a lamp, making money is oil. If you want the light to come on, you have to refuel. I hope you work hard to make money, make more money every day and be happy. Best wishes for a happy birthday! 14, not all men and women are equal, so why can't I go to the ladies' room and wish you a happy birthday! 15, what is really terrible is not playing the piano to a cow, but a group of cows playing the piano to you. Best wishes for a happy birthday!