Which sentences are ironic?

Chinese marriage-make do! China Education-Make up lessons! China loves cars! China traffic-traffic jam! China's parents-wordy! China Romance -K Song! China Friendship-Drink! Chinese-style tourism-get on the bus to sleep, get off the bus to go to the toilet, and take a group photo at the scenic spot. Chinese-style crossing the road-leave when people are enough, and never look at the car! (Author: anonymous)

Human beings, selfish and disgusting is normal (Author: Anonymous)

The lonely oak tree outside is just a dead bone sticking out of the grave. . . . . . (Author: Liu)

You always like to insult me and always think that we are best friends, but you don't know that I have never regarded you as a friend. -because I have been hurt by friendship countless times. (Author: anonymous)

Knowing you is a big stain on my life (Author: Anonymous)

Don't look down on people, you are not a god. (Author: anonymous)

We are all at the end of the world, so why take love as truth? (Author: anonymous)

If you want to kill a guy with a higher IQ than you, then people all over the world can die (Author: Anonymous)

Who is half-covered and half-covered, who is good at dancing with long sleeves, who makes people laugh forever. (Author: anonymous)

Your IQ is like a diamond, which can only be generated by digging 16 at 256 degrees Y (Author: Anonymous)

I used to like it, but you didn't give me a chance (Author: Huang Jiaxin)

Your IQ is slowly decreasing like ink (Author: Anonymous)

Others taunt you a few words not to stimulate your lacrimal gland, but to let you know how uncomfortable it is to be looked down upon if you don't work hard. (Author: anonymous)

Funny, I'm not even qualified to love you … (Author: Anonymous)

I won't target anyone, because no one is worth targeting. (Author: anonymous)

Behind the indifference is the pain of betrayal. Behind the smile is the hatred of being abandoned. (Author: anonymous)

People always believe in the weak and give in to the strong (Author: Anonymous)

I don't want to do it either. I want to walk away. But I can't. (Author: anonymous)

I'm sorry, I can't be your nanny. (Author: anonymous)

It turns out that when you say like and love, you are just talking. . . But I was so stupid. . . I can't believe I took it seriously. . . (Author: anonymous)