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2. Is there anyone who looks in the mirror like me and thinks he looks ok? This is not the case at all when taking pictures. It's not bad to hear his voice at ordinary times, but it's really bad to hear it. I don't believe I'm the only one.
3. Every time I swear to lose weight, I just say it out loud to scare the meat.
Sometimes what we need is not a bowl of chicken soup, but a slap! Some people appear in your life just to tell you that you are gullible.
When I was a child, I was poor, but I was happy. It's different now, not only poor, but also unhappy.
6. I don't think you can be others even if you put aside the birth factor.
7. Even if you charge your mobile phone for two hours, no one will talk to you for five minutes.
8. When I was a child, my pillow was full of saliva. When I grow up, my pillow is full of tears.
In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately next month, I have spent all my money in advance, and I am clean and upright.
10, you feed the dog for three days, it remembers you for three years, you treat people well for three years, and he can forget you in three days. Many times, people are not as good as dogs.
When I was a child, I often wet my bed, and when I grow up, I often cry my pillow.
When I was a child, I often wet my bed, and when I grow up, I often cry my pillow.
Who is not from a kind-hearted child, was tortured into a scheming madman.
If you don't like me, hit me. Don't speak ill of others behind their backs. -For those who are tired of me, you
You think you are smart enough to play with my brain and feel smug, but you don't know that I am deaf and dumb enough to control the whole situation and I have seen through you and acted with you.
My biggest wish is: the school has collapsed, the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to others, and you are mine.
You are still alone, sometimes lonely, sometimes sad and want a hug, so you are still waiting.
You must believe that that person went through a lot to find you. All you have to do is take good care of yourself and let yourself meet the best of him in the best state.
I am rich not because I have a lot, but because I ask for very little.
Monday is so far away from Friday, and Friday is so close to Monday, which is unscientific!
Uh-huh, oh, hehe, three sentences can crush a person.
When I was a child, I looked forward to growing up. I didn't know until I grew up that I was happiest when I was a child.
1. Maybe one day, love will be like a closed cinema. No matter how busy this place is, it is empty now.
I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I want to gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.
We spend our whole life doing two things: walking and choosing the way to walk;
4. The best way to maintain a relationship, besides guilty conscience, is patience!
5. Are you tired of my existence?
6, Weixi [Thailand's transsexuality, South Korea's plastic surgery, are not as good as China's Mito Xiu Xiu]
7. I just loved you for several years, months and days, and it is zero from today.
8. I won't put a Q at the end before going to bed just to wait for your good night.
9. I am simple, but society forces me to be a prostitute! ! !
10, I was looking forward to growing up when I was a child. I don't know until I grow up, and I am happiest after I was a child.
1 1, in the end, you still have to get hurt yourself to really learn to be smart.
12, the explanation is cover-up, cover-up is dishonesty, dishonesty is lack of cleaning ~!
13, make your own decision, and then be prepared to bear the consequences. Remind yourself from the beginning that there is no regret medicine in the world.
14, poor health, no money in my pocket, bad interpersonal relationship, is the source of all distress.
15, smart people are always looking for a good mood; Successful people are always in a good mood; Happy people always enjoy a good mood.
16, everyone who says he doesn't want to fall in love has someone in his heart that he can't get.
17, I'm looking forward to April Fool's Day instead of Valentine's Day, because people will tell me the truth on April Fool's Day.
18, I dare not say who I have a good relationship with, because I am afraid that I am romantic alone.
19, hello, I am XXX's automatic reply, and now he is not here, so that's all I have to say to me.
You don't know who you are waiting for, and neither do the people who love you in the future.
2022 sentences about growth and childhood.
Feelings of growing up and being a child in 2022-1. Childhood, a familiar word; A stage that everyone has to go through; A colorful bottle full of perfect memories.
The ups and downs of childhood have passed, but the ups and downs of reality have come. When I was a child, I was happy and simple, dancing with the wind. When I grow up, I miss you and cry with the wind. You are still in my heart, I wish you happiness forever.
Childhood is perfect, it is like a cup of lemon juice with sugar, sweet and sour, with endless aftertaste. Childhood memories are beautiful, just like a colorful picture scroll, which brings many interesting and fun things into your mind and often flashes scene by scene. Every time I think of two small clips, I can't help but smile deeply.
The dream of childhood is a clear and green boat, on which we happily hum songs and paddle. Splashed everywhere, we are still rowing tirelessly in the afterglow, because we have a belief that we will reach the other shore. We won't let go, we won't give up, and we won't cry no matter how hard and tired we are. We are as strong as a mountain in childhood!
Until now, when I was a child, I saw the moon, and the countryside under the moonlight is still vivid. But there is a little myth that the moon will always follow us. Is it illusion or reality? It can be said that it is both an illusion and a reality. Because we know that there is only one moon, everyone thinks that the moon follows us, which is an illusion; But when the moon is with us, we feel that the moon is unique and shines only for me. It's true.
6. I can't count the happiness of my childhood, the troubles of growing up, the dreams of growing up, the empty songs of growing up, the feelings of growing up, the madness of growing up, leaving yesterday and being happy forever.
7. Dreams often change. Dreams are the goal that people pursue all their lives. Only struggle, struggle, dreams can be realized, and that will become a reality.
8. Challenge the problem students with love, patience and perseverance and give them a wonderful childhood.
9. When I was a child, I only knew how to sweep the floor and pull weeds according to the teacher's words. I didn't know the teacher wanted to tell you until I grew up. After returning home, I also helped my mother, cleaning, cooking and washing clothes. May the teachers in the world be happy and healthy, the younger brothers should know how to care for their parents, and the older brothers should know how to honor their parents!
10. There are too many interesting things in childhood. If they are a string of wind chimes, then memories are a breeze. When you gently blow them, they will ring a crisp and happy bell.
1 1. People praise the greatness of maternal love, and I want to say that fatherly love is equally great. Fatherly love is a vivid story of learning and playing; It is a paper towel to wipe tears; This is a sea of Wang Yang; It is an endless grassland; It is the guide of the fork in the road; It's laughter in childhood memories.
12. Those people are children. They don't concentrate on anything, but they keep playing with it.
13. Childhood is the twinkling star in the autumn night sky, the ant crawling slowly on the soil, the longing eyes looking at the beautiful bear in the shop window, and the scene of crying with his mouth open after wrestling.
14. When I was sitting on the speeding train, I was glad to see the azaleas everywhere occasionally. That's my grandmother's azalea. When I was a child, the red butterfly fell on the branch. Watching the azalea grow taller and taller, the flower grows bigger and bigger, and it moves into a big vat. The wind and rain made grandma's house bigger. Later, the azalea tree disappeared from my sight and was replaced by patches of red. That kind of red is blown by the wind, such as lifting the red veil and hiding the stored wine.
15. Childhood is like a rainbow after rain, colorful; Childhood is like a beautiful staff, writing a lot of interesting things; Childhood is like a landscape, always in my heart, a yearning memory.
16. What happened in childhood is like a colorful kaleidoscope. There are interesting things, interesting things, and stupid things. Stupid things are most common in my mind.
17. I wanted a doll toy when I was a child, and I had the whole world happily. When I grow up, I get countless toys, but I can't find happiness. So I don't care how much I have, but I'm satisfied. I wish you a touch of happiness.
18. Eyes full of night stars, hands full of white mud, and mouth full of flat peaches. White light, shining faintly in the sky. No dreams tonight. Childhood flows slowly between the eyebrows.
19. Everyone has his colorful childhood. Childhood is the most precious thing in life. This is the beginning of your life. If you have it, you have a lifetime. We should cherish it.
20. I often think that memory is the easiest thing to blur, and it will fade away in groups as time goes by. And the turning point of boring middle school life day by day is slowly fading away. Unforgettable, only some in retrospect, unbreakable stay in memory.
2022 Views on Growth and Being a Child Part II 2 1. Let's approach children, understand them, listen to them, appreciate them and encourage them to have a happy childhood!
22. My childhood was colorful and infinitely wonderful. In real life, my childhood has disappeared, but in my memory, my childhood still exists.
23. When I was a child, I always wanted to grow up quickly, so I didn't have endless homework. When you grow up and want to go back to the past, there is no problem you can't avoid. Homework will always be finished and problems will always be solved. I wish all the best and happiness forever.
24. When I was young, I was sunny and relaxed every day; Every day after growing up is stressful and physically and mentally exhausted. Now I understand the difficulties of my parents and the necessity of working harder for my children. I wish my hard-working friends smooth sailing and all the best.
25. Childhood is an ocean of joy. In the ocean of memory, there are countless pearls, but also gloomy ones, which evoke a sad past; There are wonderful and interesting stories that remind people of their childhood. I am looking for the most beautiful innocence on the coast of memory, ah, I found it.
Childhood is a pure dream, weaving a rainbow-like perfect future. Everyone has an unforgettable childhood. Everyone's childhood is so colorful. Time flies, never to return. Who doesn't want to burn his golden childhood in the memory of life and become an eternal memory?
27. The woods are mixed with my endless love and the growth of my life. The grove is not pure green, it is fluid and changeable. Leaves are born from light green, grow from the blend of blue and green, and dance from green to yellow. This forest is a paradise for me to play and a temple for me to grow up. It was an unforgettable childhood memory and brought me endless fun.
28. Childhood is a mime, and growth is a reality film; When I was a child, I emphasized science fiction; When I grow up, I emphasize reality. You can travel through ancient and modern times when you are young, and come step by step when you grow up; Happiness often knocks at the door when I was a child, but often misses it when I grow up; I want to do it when I was a child, but I want to do it when I grow up. When I was a child, I was as happy as a song. When I grow up, I pursue happiness. I wish you success in your dream pursuit and happiness.
29. Childhood is like a dream, so beautiful and amazing.
30. Pick up the lost memories and piece together yourself at this moment: pick up the lost scattered beads and string them into a chain of memories; Pick up the discarded childhood photos and erase the traces of the years. At present, few people bother to do those things. Many people have been lost in the neon of the city and in the dusty past. If the teacher hadn't mentioned the words childhood, I wouldn't have recalled it. Man, when will you know how to cherish and remember?
3 1. When I was a child, I didn't study. My mother said, "When I grow up, I will let you marry a bachelor who sells pork." Later, I educated my daughter: "study hard and grow up to marry a bachelor who sells pork." Haha, I wish you happiness in this era of rising prices!
I wanted to be a scientist when I was a child, but I became a wage earner when I grew up. When I was a child, I fantasized about the beautiful life in a big city. It is not easy to find life in a big city when you grow up. There is always a certain distance between dreams and reality, but I firmly believe that struggle is the only shortcut to narrow the distance between them. Work hard, come on!
33. Childhood is the wealth of life, the feeling of life, an unforgettable experience, a piece of land accumulated in people's hearts for a long time, a blooming flower written by Lu Xun and the opening song of Gorky's trilogy of life. Even a great man with indomitable spirit will have sly memories of his childhood; Even villains full of evil left an innocent smile in their childhood. To find our childhood back is to let us learn to choose peace from impatience, peace from noise, to deal with complex world changes with a simple and quiet heart, and to achieve our wonderful life with constant changes!
34. In my memory of the Milky Way, there are many interesting things about my childhood, and everything is fresh in my memory. Only one thing impressed me the most, and I still can't help laughing when I think about it now.
35. Childhood is a pure and unforgettable time. In childhood, we weave beautiful stories every day. An insect, a toy, a discovery and an argument seem trivial, but they contain our happiness, dreams and pursuits.
36. There is a sincerity, a mood, a persistence and a touch of romance, which are all in blowing in the wind now. When I was a child, there were many dark clouds and dreams, so let him fly away with the wind.
37. Dreams change from round to sharp, hearts from sharp to round, feelings from true to false, thoughts from false to true, happiness from changeable to less, stress from less to more, life from light to light, games from folding to light, laughter from childhood, sadness from growing up, flying for two years, happiness and freedom for tomorrow.
38. We hold the raindrops of childhood with our hearts, and we keep the wind of childhood with our hands. We hope our childhood can last forever in the fields of spring.
39. Childhood is a glass of wine in life, childhood is a sweet dream, and childhood is our future dream!
40. When I was a child, my thoughts were simple, my thoughts were pure, and my words were unbridled ... Now I have grown up, my thinking has become complicated, my thinking has become meticulous, and my words have become less ... I hope we can become good friends who are always childlike.
The feelings of growing up and being a child in 2022 Part III 4 1. Going back to childhood is like a boat, full of candy, toys, laughter and happiness. Childhood is like a colorful dream, which makes people nostalgic and yearning. Interesting stories in my childhood often bring me good memories.
To sum up, there are few traces left by my childhood, but fortunately I have a perfect memory, which enables me to recall those unforgettable days. Childhood is really short, it is like a candy, which makes people miss its sweet taste.
43. Childhood life is perfect. There are many things worth remembering. Everyone has an unforgettable childhood. Those interesting past events, as dazzling as the stars in the sky, often radiate charming brilliance. These interesting memories often come to my mind at this moment and make us unforgettable.
44. Childhood stories are rich and colorful. In the colorful childhood, many interesting things are like colorful stones, dotted with the colors of childhood, which makes us have endless aftertaste and imagination.
45. When you recall your childhood, you have different feelings every time. Cherish your memories and make your life more fulfilling and perfect.
46. In the moonlight, recalling the past dribs and drabs, I found that the original time can carry all the memories, just like a DVD, which clearly records the sour or sweet moments of childhood, and the scenes slowly appear in my mind, as if I had returned to my childhood. Recalling the past, savoring the past, evokes some deep aftertaste and thinking.
47. When I was a child, I was simple-minded and had naive happiness. Grown up, complicated thoughts, secular troubles. Happiness is actually very simple, you can get it by letting go of your troubles. Send blessings and wishes: happiness is in your hands.
48. Childhood is a colorful picture book filled with perfect memories; Childhood is a clear river, flowing with soaring waves; Childhood is a brilliant flower, and its fragrance brings happiness and happiness.
49. Childhood is like a sailboat, carrying dribs and drabs in the water; Childhood is like a breeze, blowing unpleasant things into the distance; Childhood is like a little flower, although lonely, but very happy, because there are big trees in the care; Childhood is like a thick photo album, recording your changing mood every day.
50. Childhood is like a song, full of beautiful songs. Childhood is like a poem, which contains a charm; Childhood is like a painting, it has the beauty of painting. ...
5 1. The footsteps of the years are still going, and they are fleeting. Those perfect memories of my childhood are perfect! It is like a ship carrying my dreams, roaming through the years. At this time, Bing Xin's childhood! It is the truth in the dream, the dream in the real world, and the tearful smile when recalling. This sentence has been echoing in my ears.
52. Childhood is the first stop of the bus. You stand by and watch the budding willow trees and look at all the beautiful things in spring. You don't need to be disturbed by anything else. At this stop, you have gained pure happiness and pure friendship between friends. You can run carefree in the childhood Woods and catch fish and shrimp in the clear stream. In a word, you will find the beauty of the world at this stop, which will be the most beautiful thing you will find in your life.
53. Try to avoid the world. Time flies. In a certain corner of my heart, there is always an unchanging hometown dream, childhood bitterness, childhood joy, childhood footsteps, smiling face of the red sun, and unknown secrets of childhood. In the course of life, success or failure, honor or shame, childhood games are a landscape that will always remain in my heart.
54. Primary school is the cradle and the perfect memory of childhood. After a long and short six-year primary school life, looking back, I find that primary school is a book in my heart, a book full of colorful and interesting stories.
55. When I was a child, I always had many beautiful dreams. I didn't know until I grew up that there was still a certain gap between dream and reality! However, people with dreams are always happy. If you have a dream, go after it bravely! Come on! Work hard!
Looking back on my childhood, my kind mother and kind father made me feel extremely happy.
57. A happy childhood is like a rainbow after rain, colorful and dazzling. I have done many interesting things in the past, just like the bright little stars shining in the sky of my childhood. Occasionally, I mentioned it myself or others, which caused laughter. Let me tell you an interesting story when I was a child.
58. What is lost is irreparable, but we should engrave it in the depths of our memory, because we have lost countless things from childhood to growth, so even if we lose them, we should keep them in mind. Used to recall our changed youth.
59. When I was a child, I always thought that my mother would take me to the park if she was not busy. When I grow up, I always want to go home and have dinner with my mother when I am not busy. Mom seldom breaks her word, but I often stand up. I wish everyone in the world can cherish the love of their loved ones and be kind to their feelings.
60. Learning as a child is the first skill, and learning as an adult is the only headache; Crying as a child is the second skill, and not crying when you grow up is a sign of maturity. I hope you will become a unique flag when you grow up. You are you, and skill is skill!
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