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Hard-core satirical copy
"The gun went off." "Did you see who shot?" I can't see clearly, he is standing on the moral high ground, and he is in the sun. "
There are always people who like the imaginary you, then see the real you and finally spit on you. Say, so you are such a person. But you're always the same. Obviously I didn't do anything, but I ended up in ruin.
Over the years, I have been reminding myself one thing, don't touch myself. Most people seem to work hard, but in fact they are just stupid.
Two parallel eyes look at people unequally; Long in the left and right ears, but always listen to one side of the story; There is only one mouth, but you can always say two words.
Suddenly, I found that all my future plans have the same beginning: when I get rich.
Everyone knows that no reply is the answer, but many people just want a direct reply, and an unbearable answer is better than silence for no reason.
When you trust someone without reservation, there will only be two results in the end: either the person in life or a lesson in life.
I used to sleep too much, but now I can't sleep because of the environment, people, things and troubles.
When you grow up, the world will be like that sometimes you tell the truth and you have to apologize to others because you exposed the truth. So if you want to live a smooth life, please always take your brain with you.
What is the experience of loneliness? I washed my hair, combed my hair, changed a pair of clean shoes, and went to the supermarket to buy a bottle of coke.
From childhood to adulthood, what we hear most is "You should be sensible", "You should get ahead" and "You should be successful", but we seldom hear "You should be happy".
People would rather care about a lame movie actor's eating, drinking, Lazarus and trivial matters than understand the turbulent inner world of an ordinary person.
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