Super-skin sentences, funny, cute, happy and funny.

1. Stay with me, at least I love you more than others.

I have practiced qigong, and I can kill people.

3. There is a kind of sadness. I reply to you in seconds, and you reincarnate me.

Everyone else has hit the south wall. I must make a lot of money repairing the south wall.

People who have girlfriends are called New Year's Eve, and you can endure it at most.

6. When you fall, stand up, change your posture and fall again.

7. I am willing to be your audience and watch you pretend from beginning to end.

8. You are my most concerned pig in Wan Li.

9. It is said that women are made of water, and so am I! It's just that I'm made of soda and irritable.

10. It is said that silence is golden. I was silent for so long, but I didn't see the gold.

1 1. The local people are so pitiful that it rains almost every day.

12. When I grow up, I find that life still needs a little acting.

13. Come with me. I have a mouth to eat, and you have a bowl brush.

14. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only suitable for getting paid.

15. It's a holiday. Buy a globe. The world is so big that you can not only look around, but also look around.

16. Ugly stroke 4 and bad stroke 7 add up to 1 1, which is the reason for being single.

17. My mother said I couldn't be an irresponsible person, which made me stupid.

18. In fact, Tang Yan is also very sexy. Those who say ugly are called benefactors, and those who say beautiful are called bodhisattvas.

19. Share the blessings and you will grow with the meat.

20. Remember to hold your head high, or others will see your double chin.

2 1. Don't fall in love with someone because you lose your mind, in case the water dries up one day.

22. There are three kinds of girls, one is impetuous, the other is impetuous, and the other is impetuous.

23. Boys fool girls and call them flirting; Girls fool boys, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called affection.

24. Fat let go of my waist and dare to come at my chest.

25. When you comfort others, you just want to find a rope when you comfort yourself.

26. The stars in the sky are really beautiful. Can you help me choose some to put in my section?

27. Parents fool their children into calling education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.

28. I was told that nothing is more complicated than love. I threw a math book in his face.

Super funny talk about daquan

1. What's wrong with poverty? Should poverty be laughed at? Hold your head high and stand up, so that everyone can see that you are not only poor, but also ugly.

2. Forgive me for taking the money. I just want to eat all the way.

For you, the best way to remember a person is to borrow money from him and not pay it back.

No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

Other classes have good discipline, good grades and good physical education, as long as our class is happy.

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death. It's that I stand in front of my future mother-in-law, but I can only call her aunt!

7. Come here, there are three words hidden in my heart for a long time, can you get away!

8. If you don't like me, you can choose to commit suicide or pretend to be blind.

9. I seem to like you. How can I talk like you fucked me?

10. As soon as I chat with you, you reply to me in a certain amount, as if I were raping you.

1 1. Sometimes what we miss is not that we have loved, but that we have lost weight!

12. Yesterday, Xiaoming got 0 in the math exam. Xiaoming prayed that God would come again. The next day, Xiao Ming also got 0 in the Chinese exam.

13. Little black dog, your delivery. Uncle, my name is Xiao Mo.

14. You should remember that no matter what we are unfamiliar with in the end, a red envelope can go back to the beginning.

15. Today, I took the elevator. On the elevator, a man opened a bag of chocolates. Everyone shared one. No, I reached for one. He paused and gave me one. On the fifth floor, when they all got off the bus, I realized that they all knew each other. Oh dear! I can't believe I reached for one!

16. The last time you died, it was 14 years ago and you were almost caught up by the sperm behind you.

17. My mother took me on a blind date at night, and I was stunned as soon as I entered the restaurant! This nima is my first love in grade one! Then pretend you don't know him. Her father praised me: this young man is good! Good boy who fell in love at first sight! I want to say: Uncle, you don't know me! Remember when you chased me on the playground and said that only you dared to hook up with my daughter, you son of a bitch? You hooked up. Believe it or not, I'll break your leg! Great! Finally sent it to me!

18. Now find Prince Charming. You are out. Now find Prince BMW.

19. There is no fate between you and me. It depends on my face value.

20. Be nice to your boyfriend in the future. After all, he has the best eyes in the world.

2 1. If you are willing to tear my heart off layer by layer, you will go to jail, I will tell you.

22. You said that onions are amazing, and they are the only fruits and vegetables that can make people cry. I don't want to deny you, but last time I was hit by durian, I cried all day.

23. What should I do with you, steamed or braised?

24. Some people actually don't like the ugliness of the new version of RMB. No matter what he becomes, I will always love him. What I care about is not his appearance. I think this is the so-called true love.

25. There are only two kinds of mathematical proof questions, one is lying trough, which can be proved, and the other is lying trough, which can also be proved.

26. For bachelors, Valentine's Day is like a period. It hurts once.

Silly, cute and funny. Tell me about Daquan.

1. My future son, tell me where to find your father ~

2. Some wrong things can never be recovered, just like you and me.

There are no more tears than your indifference.

I left gently, just as I came gently. With a wave of my sleeve, I only took away a bundle of cabbage.

5. the grace of dripping water. When I lend you a dime, please pay me back one hundred.

6. The eyes are the windows of the soul, and the bags under the eyes are the windowsill of the soul.

7. Don't be too nice to me, lest I commit suicide.

8. When going out, please remember: Be sure to return Niu B to Niu!

9. House prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men.

10. Who said that boys can't wear miniskirts? Grandpa, I will wear it.

1 1. Q: What do you like about me? I like you to stay away from me.

12. At first glance, you are not so good. It's better to have a closer look.

13. A paragraph tells you what a house is. Before I graduated from college four years ago, I wandered around the school park and got lost.

14. Don't be too nice to me, lest I commit suicide.

15. Don't think I'm happy-you just don't understand my pain.

16. Your shooting performance is really poor. If I were you, I would kill myself immediately in case you need more bullets.

17. Don't be too nice to me, lest I commit suicide.

18. I like daytime because I can daydream during the day.

19. On Valentine's Day, I must go to the supermarket and crush all the chocolates to see who can deliver them!

20. I will call you again. (Next life! )

2 1. Don't be too kind to me, lest I commit myself.

22. Women like two kinds of flowers all their lives: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible!

23. It seems that you are a complete loser, just a loser, just a loser.

24. If a person is not serious, even a headache is local.

25. Notice: To celebrate the arrival of the mother on duty, all women's toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit!

26. I always like to spend money on miscellaneous things, and then I know that I have no money. . . .

27. Worried that Mencius neglected his studies, Meng Mu moved his family to the city, next to a slaughterhouse, and Mencius soon learned to kill pigs and sheep. Meng Mu had to move his family near the university, and Mencius soon learned to play Dota.

28. Don't be too nice to me, lest I commit suicide.

29. I never lie, except this sentence.

30. When someone says that you have changed, don't panic, it's only because you no longer live in their way.

3 1. The sharp tangles are so beautiful.

32. Beating is kissing and scolding is love. I always scold your mother, and I almost have feelings for your mother.

33. Putting a photo of my wife in my wallet is to remind myself why the money in my wallet is gone.

34. You can't miss yourself, you can't take care of yourself in pain, you can't take care of yourself in the result, and you can't give yourself happiness.

Don't be too nice to me, lest I commit suicide.

36. Every time I look in the mirror, the courage to live comes back.

37. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I am online, you can't see.

The so-called growth is to force a person to become strong.

39. I also stupidly made that unattainable wish in my heart. The boss came to the bowl and burst into tears.

40. I'll throw a brick first, and if there is jade, I'll smash it.

4 1. We are good friends. I'll help you up when you fall, but wait until I finish laughing.

42. Don't forget what you said tomorrow, and don't stop because of the thorns of tomorrow.

43. Teach you my menstrual fluid (test)!

44. Did you pour some coke into the red wine glass and drink it gracefully?

45. There are two words that hurt millions of net worms, and school begins.

46. I'll throw a brick first. If you have jade, throw it at me.

47. Time is an impartial monitor, monitoring all sentient beings.

48. Because I didn't succeed, because I can only sing, and no one can succeed casually.

49. When I met you at my most beautiful time, I seemed to forget my troubles.

50. I'll throw a brick first. If you have jade, throw it at me.

5 1. Learn to bully or not.

52. I'll throw a brick first. If you have jade, throw it at me.

53. It was impossible to draw an equal sign before and now.

At the same time, we promised to be each other's boyfriend and girlfriend, but your departure ruined this relationship.

55. The key to losing weight is hunger, and exercise is the most useless, but at most it is an aid. But if you want to lose weight through exercise, it's impossible.

56. Outside the window, there are stars, the moon is in the sky, the wind blows the flowers, and my thoughts dissipate with the wind.

57. Don't challenge my driving skills with your life, you can't afford to get hurt!

58. I'll throw a brick first. If you have jade, throw it at me.

59. Without toads, swans would be lonely.

60. Details will tell you who is really nice to you.

6 1. Many people are looking for him, but he is in sogou.

62. It was love at first sight. This is not love, this is face. . .

63. If I could have another June day, would someone play games with me?

64. I'll throw a brick first. If you have jade, throw it at me.

You can't believe any news until it is officially denied.

66. Fate makes you lose a big wave, and it will definitely give you a big wave in the end.

67. I tried to fill the days, but Tanabata reminded me how lonely I was.

A tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver.

Super funny. Tell me.

1, underwear is like knowledge, invisible, but important. 2. Cover up sadness, loneliness and the first experience of love.

3. Sorry, there is no gender suitable for you in the public toilet.

4, on the road, it is not difficult to drive, I am afraid that there will be new people!

5. It is not necessarily a monk who burns incense, but also a panda!

6. Close your left eye and see your lovely shyness.

7. I regard money as dirt and my father regards me as a septic tank.

8. Your smile is always in my mind, which makes me unforgettable.

9. Don't be too nice to me, lest I promise myself and you don't.

10, almost all the schoolmasters have got it. Don't learn too much from the masses.

1 1. What happened in class? I don't know. Let's talk about it first

12, the weather is cold like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

13, as the saying goes, Rome wasn't built in a day!

14, instant noodles are really convenient, but they still need electricity to cook.

15, who can get my grades up, even people and lives are yours.

16, thank you for stealing my partner and letting me know that he is putting on airs.

17, a person's greatest sorrow is not wanting to be himself.

18, you should learn from Tencent, and call me dear as soon as you get online.

19, you are like a fairy who has been down for nine days, but it's a pity that your face landed first.

20. Don't wear such a thick foundation when you go out. You can't see what you look like.

2 1, I am waiting for someone, someone who can accompany me for a long time.

22, I want to learn from the phoenix nirvana, who knows that I am familiar with it if I am not careful!

23. Read thousands of books and Wan Li Road, make a fortune and be a heartthrob!

24. If you can't tell your tutor clearly, confuse him!

There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money.

26. You are my special concern, but you are not my recent visitor.

27. Low-key doesn't mean that I have no light, and kindness doesn't mean that I am weak.

You can hit my deskmate, but I warn you, don't hurt me by mistake.

29. To live is to toss and turn, because we will all die for a long time.

30. It's very cold. The place I want to go most is not only the bed, but also your arms.

3 1, I am really comfortable that people who don't like me can add to your heart.

32. At first glance, you are not so good. Might as well take a closer look.

33. Now find Prince Charming, you are out, now find Prince BMW.

34. Women are like clothes. My brother wears a brand that ordinary men can never afford.

35, grades, you bitch, always provoke my relationship with my parents.

Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it.

37. I remember being single or noble two years ago and how I became a dog these two years.

38. The time is right, the address is right, the emotion is right, but the characters are wrong!

39. Even if I scold you at ordinary times, I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.

40. The wife is a TV, and the third is a mobile phone. She watches TV at home and takes her mobile phone when she goes out.

4 1, on a whim, I took your photo as a desktop, and TMD was infected with a computer virus.

42. After the sports meeting, some people won the ranking, while others became expression packs.

43. If other classes have good discipline, good grades and good physical education, it is good for our class to be happy.

44. Everyone looked for her for thousands of times, and suddenly looking back, that person still shrugged off me.

45. Emotion has always been a double-edged sword, which can hurt others as well as yourself.

God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my granddaughter at all

47. I am the gum in your hair. You want to get rid of me unless you cut your hair.

48. There is a kind of love in feelings, called letting go. When love is gone, you should know how to let go.

49. Your explanation is cover-up, cover-up is fact, and fact is the beginning of evil.

50. At that time, I was also an infatuated seed, but I was killed by lightning.

5 1, I wish all lovers will be well, (this is cruel)

52. Looking at beautiful women in the street is appreciation if you look up, and hooligans if you look down.

53. It is said that in front of the person you like, your IQ will get lower. Next time, do I fall in love with homework?

Let me be your mobile phone, so that you can hold me in your hand every day.

Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.

As a foodie, eating doesn't mean I am hungry, just because my mouth is lonely.

57. I don't care if there is anyone outside you or who you marry, as long as you don't leave me.

58. If you have time to learn Feng Shui, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before you die.

59.are you blind? You can't see such a big shield, but you want to throw stones at my head!

60. Grandpa said: Jay Chou must be a good monk when he becomes a monk, because his scriptures are so beautiful.

6 1, in fact, I have long wanted to get rid of the curse, but the group of teasing around me always makes me unbearable!

62. I still remember that getting 80 points in primary school is like being a dead dad, and getting 80 points in middle school is like being a dad.

63. Teachers always despise poor students for pulling classes. Class is not a dog, but also divided into front legs and hind legs.

64. The big electric cannon flew and both mouths fell off. Run, look here, and tell me what kind of dog you are.

One day I met my old self, and I must slap it. You have done too many wrong things.

66. My girlfriend ate a kebab in one breath, and my boyfriend said something, which sentence you said was so coquettish.

67. When we are in love, we call what we say an oath. When love is gone, the oath is called death. .

68. The old vine is a faint crow, the price of the school canteen is rising, the students are hungry and thin, the sun is setting, and they want to go home.

69. If your high school classmate was sitting in a KTV and you happened to meet her, would you? I'll point her out.

70. The best years in my life are these years. I can't find anyone to spend money on me. Can I spend my own money?

7 1, there is one thing I have never understood. You can talk to foreigners when you learn English, but you should learn classical Chinese! You fucking tell the ghost!

72. Once I looked up at the sky with my friends, and we both cried. She cried because she was lovelorn, and I cried because I twisted my neck.

73. Today, the history teacher asked me in class who is Kangxi's son? I blurted out Andrew! Then I was embarrassed.

74. There are only two kinds of mathematical proof questions, one is lying in the trough, which is also used to prove, and the other is lying in the trough, which can also prove.

75. I bought a mobile phone online a few days ago, and the store said it was absolutely genuine, and I lost six for one fake. I received a parcel today with seven mobile phones in it.

76. I hope that your name and I can be written together forever, whether on the wedding invitation or on the tombstone of the funeral.

I know money, but money doesn't know me. Every time I meet it, it always says: Don't talk to strangers. Stay away from me.

78. Yao Jiaxin was sentenced to death in the first instance. After watching the news, the boss told us earnestly, look, this is what happens when you want a raise.

Today, my colleague received a message from my predecessor, which reads as follows: Dear, I have got my driver's license, so be careful when crossing the road.

80. If two people have a long relationship, sooner or later. Dear baby, I can't stay with you forever, but my heart will always be with you.

8 1, the right shoes, only the feet know, the right person, only the heart knows, there is only one way to go, and one person is enough to meet all kinds of people.

82. Loving you is a decision I have no regrets in my life. All the stars in the sky are my eyes staring at you. No matter how it ends, I know: I love you the most in my life!

83. Since from a pot of wine among the flowers, I have smoked casually; Until, holding up my cup, I asked the moon that there was no money; Have sex when you wake up and pay when you are drunk. Will goodwill be guaranteed? , eat and drink!

84. As long as cats don't eat fish, I can promise not to drink it. If mice are not afraid of cats, I won't copy the exam; If the cooked duck can fly, I will blow the whole bottle of white wine!

85. Hold your hand, follow your feelings, go to the alley mouth, let go of your hand, alas, you son of a bitch, you bite a bitch without saying hello!

86. Once in class, I played cards with my classmates in the back. The teacher handed out exercise papers and sent them to me. I stood up and said to the teacher, teacher, I am short of cards.

87. A teacher ran a red light and the traffic police stopped him. The teacher said, please, I'm late for class. Traffic Police: You are a teacher. Thank God, I've been waiting for 20 years. Please write 100 times "Never run a red light again".