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Tell me about Ding Bo.

1. You will always meet the right one. Before that, try to be the best you can be.

In the end, you will find that going to bed early is as difficult as being happy.

Life is hard enough. If I have to listen to other people's ideas about what I like, it will be too bad for me.

4. Being soft-hearted and embarrassed will only kill yourself and feed a group of vampires.

If you are smart, some people will say that you have a plan, some people will say that you are lucky to work hard, and some people will say that you are born optimistic and hypocritical. As long as you meet too many people in your life, you will never have to please someone who doesn't understand you.

6. I won't look at you again as long as you are unfamiliar with any relationship.

7. Don't always be influenced by what outsiders say. We just need to know who we are and what we should do.

8. The older you grow up, the less you dare to rely on others, for fear that people's hearts will change and that promises cannot be fulfilled.

9. May you learn to take part in accidental amusement as soon as possible, and may you get used to the difference of things as soon as possible. After all, not everyone is as naive and emotional as you are.

10. I mean no harm to the world, but I am always deeply teased by it.

1 1. Life is just going its own way. What I do is none of your business.

12. After all, you are still young. I didn't know that in this world, cold comes and summer goes. At sunrise and sunset, people gather and disperse.

13. Tell the secret to Feng, and don't blame him for being all over the forest. /Shuo Shuo/

14. The most calm woman I have ever met never sends a text message or calls a man when she has nothing to do. I asked her what she thought. She said: If he is not busy, he will contact me. If he is busy, why should I bother him? If he is not busy and doesn't contact me, why should I contact him? Women are water. When you met me at 0 degrees, I instantly turned into ice. You love me with 100 degrees, and I immediately boil; You treat me at 50 degrees, I am neither cold nor hot.

15. How many secrets does a person need to hide in order to spend his life skillfully?

16. Negative energy in the middle of the night leads to doubts about life, but you can laugh like a fool during the day. Maybe this is life.

17. There is always disappointment and infatuation, and there is always extravagant hope of satisfaction.

18. The face is light and the wind is light. No one knows how tight your teeth are. You follow the wind. No one knows you still have bruises on your knees.

19. Don't think that the world has abandoned you. In fact, the world has no time to talk to you.

20. The clown was so tired that he laughed and cried the audience.

2 1. Time not only allows you to see through others, but also allows you to recognize yourself. Many times, we learn to live by stumbling.

22. People who don't cry are monsters, while those who always cry are losers.

You should believe that one day you will meet better people and have a better life. From then on, all your smiles are from the heart, and all your tears are tears of joy.

24. Some things are put off for a while, while others are gone for life.

25. Destiny gives you a lower starting point than others. It requires you to struggle all your life and create the story of the Jedi counterattack. This story is about dreams and independence.

26. Companionship is the greatest comfort in the world.

27. In the end, you can become the person you believe, because the two most terrible words in the world are persistence and seriousness. Serious people change themselves, persistent people change their destiny. As long as you are on the road, there is no place you can't go. Talk about domineering, super-drag, super-fan.

1, man or dog, enemy or friend, see for yourself after a long time.

I would rather let the cruel reality annihilate my ignorant ideal than just be beautiful in my dream.

It's not your turn to tell me what to do in my world.

I'll get even with anyone who dares to touch him.

5. Who wants to compete with whom? If I am wrong, kneel down directly.

I am lonely, but I don't need your charity.

7. Why do you want to prove something to people who are not worth it? Life is better for yourself.

8. Please don't save love humbly!

9. It doesn't matter if you swallow your voice. It's better to be elegant and generous.

10, nowadays, the world is really chaotic. Do it if you don't accept it. If you are poor, you have to eat.

Give me a fulcrum and I will touch your heart.

12, you can never afford my feelings, it's not cheap.

13, you tell me about grass mud horse every day, and I tell you about grass mud pig!

14, I don't blame it. I am a limited edition.

15, please make it clear that I am not unwanted, let alone you!

16, if I can shake hands with freedom tightly, then I would rather lose everything.

17, you will always be the only one for me. I don't want anyone else.

18, confident women are not arrogant, self-confidence means believing, and only believing will make them happy.

19, people who don't have the courage to start are actually over.

Since we can't go back, don't go back and edit our idol drama again.

2 1. You must have it if you like it. Don't be afraid of the result.

22. Even if my love is cheap, you don't deserve it.

I would rather create my own sadness than copy the happiness of others.

24. Never fall in love because of loneliness.

25, the equivalent of life, there is no distinction between high and low.

As long as we have confidence, everything is a piece of cake.

27. I don't have time to participate in your past, I will accompany you in the future.

Don't yell at me. I was frightened by dogs when I was a child.

29. Girl, how can you give up when you are born proud?

30. Make me want to travel, because my body can't.

3 1, everyone is a king and dominates in his own world. You don't want me to listen to you, but neither do you.

32. You will never learn without femininity, affectation, gentleness and gentleness.

It doesn't matter whether it is there or not, nor what happened yesterday.

34. I don't need to explain or explain, I am who I am.

35. Our youth is our proud capital.

36. I can't afford to lose when I love, not to mention that I am still very young.

37. Time flies, only strength lasts forever!

38. If you can't forget, you should forget. If you can't do it, do it.

39. How can I admit defeat and dominate the Wulin?

40. Time dried up and gave birth to an asshole named Memory.

4 1, high-rise buildings rise from the ground, and glory can only depend on yourself.

Although the bird is small, it plays all over the sky.

43. I won't regret the decision I made, even if I put the knife rest around my neck!

44. The only thing that can forcibly occupy a man's memory is to live better.

45, women can even endure dysmenorrhea, why men can't help but desire!

If I die, please put a computer in my coffin.

47. If you leave, don't look back for your sister.

48. If I can risk my life with you.

49. The country has finished, not waited.

50. Just one word. I'll only say it once, for fear that those who hear it will not disappear.

Talk about domineering and super attractive girls.

1. If you haven't experienced my journey, please don't criticize my path.

I will give a loud slap to those who betray me.

I don't care how big your circle is, talk to me.

Don't go with the flow, but lead the trend.

If you can't see my gorgeous sky, why should I explain my difference?

6. I won't frown easily who you love now.

7. Don't trust others to speak ill of your friends. If so, what kind of friends are you?

8. You betrayed me and expect me to forgive you. If you are a dog, don't expect me to treat you like a human being.

9. You don't have to be my friend, but how long can you be my enemy?

10, don't blame the darkness of the city, winning or losing is the rule!

1 1, I hope you will never let me down. If you betray me, I will give everything I have and destroy what you love.

12, don't hesitate to kick it if you can't get off the stage.

13, I want to be a prostitute in your life all my life.

14, I am the sun, I don't need to rely on anyone's light!

15, don't laugh at fat girls, they will make your eyes blind by losing weight.

16, don't fall in love, because I'm waiting for a love that can last a lifetime.

17, I won't change because of you, I will say goodbye again without hesitation.

18, no matter how good others are, they are others. -If you can't stand it, you are yourself.

19, the world is so dirty, who is qualified to say sadness!

20. If you plagiarize and talk about me behind my back, it only shows that my life is obviously much more wonderful than yours.

2 1. Sooner or later someone will take your place in my heart. Don't worry, don't feel guilty and don't say you're sorry.

22. Even if there is no beauty in the countryside, there must be pride in destroying a city.

23, even if you are black and blue, you must live beautifully.

24. Being beautiful is nothing, but being beautiful is king.

Bullying one of us is bullying all of us.

26. Wear textured clothes and find a man with quality.

No matter how big your circle is, talk to me well.

It's not that I'm not used to you, but that I have no time to play with you.

29. If you were here, I would love you forever. If you are not here, I will give up my love.

It doesn't matter. This is the path I chose. I am willing to wander around.

3 1. When you wear a suit and tie, I will shine.

32. If it is for that sister, I am willing to give up everything, because you are my sister, that's all!

33. I have an emotional cleanliness and don't want to be alone.

34. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Now Li, who is he afraid of?

I am most proud that my youth is EXO.

36. Don't envy other people's scenery, but be brave enough to achieve your own glory.

37, a sister is bigger than the sky, we are farther than love!

38. In the poker game of life, God deals cards and we play cards ourselves.

39. I am not kind. Don't push your luck

40. Buy what you want and don't expect others to give it to you.

4 1, dare to love you for one day, dare to love you for a lifetime.

42. Life and death never give up, and reincarnation is a brother.

43. A good brother will never ask you right or wrong, only who your opponent is.

I don't owe anyone anything except my parents. There's no need to humiliate yourself for anyone.

45. As a woman, you must be Guli and have a queen model.

46. As long as you give me glory, I will be crazy!

47, generous play, stable love!

48. I can go with you alone, even if no one is behind me after the failure.

49. As long as the spirit does not decline, winning is better than losing.

Please give me back everything I have paid for you.

Talk about 2020' s domineering arrogance.

1. The whole class did badly in an exam. The teacher said angrily, if you think your IQ is low, please stand up. No classmates moved for a long time, and then Xiaoming stood up. The teacher asked: Do you admit that your IQ is low? Xiao Ming said: no, my IQ is not low. I just can't bear to see you standing alone. Teacher: Xiaoming, do you have any ideals when you grow up? Xiaoming: I want to own a passenger plane! Everyone else wants to buy tickets, teacher, you don't have to! Teacher: Hmm! Have ambition! Thank you too! Xiao Ming: Then check the tickets when flying in the air. There are no tickets? Get out!

I'm past the age of being unreasonable. It's time to start pretending. . .

Sha Qianmo: If you dare to hurt her as a disciple of our school, I will kill you at the door. If you dare to hurt her for the whole world, I will kill the whole world.

If it succeeds, it makes sense to fart. If it fails, it makes sense to fart again.

6. Lazy personality, interest is playing, specialty is eating, and skill is sleeping.

7. Learn to throw away what you can't keep.

He fell in love with her at first sight and proposed the next day, but after a car accident, his husband lost his memory and his wife took care of him. He said, thank you for being so kind to me. The next day, the wife pushed her husband for a walk. His wife was startled when he suddenly told him to wait. The husband said shyly, well, although we only met yesterday, please come and live with me.

9. There is no reason to like someone, that is, you like it at the right time, that is, you inadvertently see that beautiful smile that others have never seen.

10. To tell you secretly, I still like you next year, the year after next, and the year after next.

1 1. You say you like the sea, but in fact you like the waves.

12. You can quit drinking and smoking, and your temper can be controlled, but you can't forget it.

13. How can you be generous if you like someone? Become the most narrow-minded person in the world. Seeing that all the beautiful girls around him are like little bitches, he couldn't help laughing at other girls twice. He is careless and doesn't care about anything, but when he falls in love, he finds that liking means caring. He pretends to be calm, but I miss you when you are by my side.

14. Understanding is understanding, but I still want to be jealous.

15. I would rather be proud and moldy than fall in love with injustice.

16. I forgave the dog once and ended up with dirty hands all my life.

17. When someone pushes you down, no matter how hard and tired you are, stand up and give her a heavy slap.

18. My life is up to me.

19. There are so many people who hate me. Who are you?

20. Drink the strongest wine, the wildest dog in a day, make the hardest paper and jump the highest building.

2 1. I will think of you in a certain season, such as spring, summer, autumn and winter.

22. Did the boy who was nice to you still lose to that handsome guy?

23. If you didn't throw something you couldn't let go, and then you tripped over it, you deserve it.

24. He doesn't want to know your style, but only your buttons.

Girl, you should take good care of your skin, keep in shape, read more books, travel more, have your own ideas, do what you like and cultivate your self-confidence. Don't spend all your energy on a man and think like a dissatisfied housewife all day. When you get better, you will find that everything will become easier, including love.

26. My cat likes you. Accept my cat or accept me.

27. You like to be intoxicated in the breeze, but I like to be free in the strong wind.

28. I like your smile and warm appearance when you speak, and I like the softest and warmest light in the world at the moment.

29. Don't be so proud, you are nothing special.

When you have the other half, don't forget to buy me a drink to wash away your sadness. Don't worry, I won't cry and ask you why you don't love me, and I won't curse you and embarrass you. I will raise my glass and accept it with a clear conscience.

3 1. If he really loves you, you can be any kind of willful, imperfect and unreasonable girl. If he doesn't love you enough, you need perfection, obedience, tenderness and compromise.

32. Some people are destined to be cancer in your life, while others are just a sneeze.

33. I never thought about getting married before I met her; I have never regretted marrying her.

34. People who care too much are not suitable for falling in love and buying food.

35. Modern women follow three directions: never gentle, never considerate and never unreasonable. Four points: say no, fight no, scold no, and provoke no.

I hope that one day we can become strangers again and get to know you again. See how I kill you.

37. Don't say such high words to other women, or we will be together in the future, and I'm afraid I won't be able to kneel down with ten keyboards when I turn over old accounts.

38. I really want to give you an aphrodisiac when you ignore me.

39. Please tell me how good she is, whether she is in good shape or breathless.

40. I am too lazy to take care of myself, but I care about you so much that you are not moved.