Classic friends circle funny copywriting

At that time, I was only six and a half pounds when I was the thinnest! I took stock of some friends circle and had a chat. Welcome everyone to enjoy it!

1, there is a silence called domineering, an introversion called individuality, a simplicity called profundity, and a disdain called ego.

2. A lady stayed in Lacrimosa all day and was rated as an expert on water conservation.

If you can't get rich overnight, I can accept two nights, or half a month.

4. I never understood it when I was a child. If cutting my wrist will kill me, why is the broken arm alive?

A man just sat next to me. I used to slap my face. How can you squeeze into my invisible wings!

6. A successful mother is a loser, and a successful father is sweat.

7. I already have you in my heart, no matter how good.

8. When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turns out that the quilt is covered horizontally.

9. I often cry silly myself, but I can't beat myself.

10, I'm not arrogant, but I can't learn gentle ladies. That's all.

1 1, everyone's starting line is the same, the key is to use different means of transportation.

12, I peed ten feet on the windward side, and you wet your shoes on the windward side.

13, insomnia for so long, others thought it was hard, and the result was too much tea.

14, treat her well if you love her, or get out!

15, don't speak ill of others in front of me, or I will speak ill of others.

16, in addition to teeth, there is love. 17, when it's time to keep working hard, don't try to get ahead.

18, young, but heavy. The balance is not much, but I want to buy a lot.

19, people who love me will get rich, and people who don't love me will move bricks.

20. Please don't call me an otaku in the future. Please tell me to close my house. Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

2 1. Besides teeth, there is love in the world.

22. Can you stop being angry and be born if you want?

23. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes it.

24. The class teacher transferred the boys to a table and the girls to a table to prevent puppy love. In fact, he didn't realize the more serious problem.

25, the summer vacation is so long, you must find someone who can pick watermelons together.

26. The person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on this day is definitely my true love.

27. It is better to be as free as a mad dog than to be a struggling puppet.

If you can't see that I like you, you can donate your eyes to people in need. 29. Every time I think of the first time we met, I will be moved again.

30. Beautiful skin is 3,100 nights, and interesting souls want a house and a car.

3 1, higher than people, treat people as people; Under people, treat yourself as a person.

When my mother became a swan, you were still an egg.

There are generally only two kinds of people who pay too much attention to me, one is secretly in love with me, and the other is plotting against me.

I am good-looking. My parents gave me this nonsense mouth.

35, you also learn from others Tencent, and call me dear every time you go online.

The above are 35 funny sentences in the circle of friends, I hope you like them!