It's cold, so it's funny to talk about friends.

1. It's cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

It's very cold. Whenever I lie in bed and don't want to get up, I think of teacher Cang's teaching: "Don't lie in bed unless you can make money in bed."

Don't tell me it's cold. Take care of yourself and put on more clothes. Either take care of me or buy me clothes with money.

It takes courage to undress, perseverance to wash clothes, and explosiveness to get up.

It's cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

6. I remember that it was a cold winter, and I didn't want to go to class in the morning, so I asked my roommate to help me ask for leave and just find a reason. Soon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.

7. Don't send me information about adding clothes when it's cold. If you really love me, please put the money into my Alipay before you can add clothes.

8. There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

9. "Why are people closer to the north more direct?" "It's freezing, who has time to travel with you?"

10. There is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

1 1. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

12. When you are alone, it is actually a hooligan behavior for a girl to say that she is cold.

13. It's so cold that even farting can be used to dry hands.

14. If there is a dog lying on the ground and blocking you in winter, make way for it. It is not easy for it to warm this place with its small belly.

15. Cold is just one word, I will only say it once, and I know you will use snot instead.

16. It's very cold. When you wake up from sleep at night, don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate.

17. Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was too cold and I was unconscious.

18. If you want to run naked in summer, how many clothes you wear in winter is like streaking.

19. Thank you for accompanying me through yesterday, sharing today and welcoming tomorrow. When winter comes, I wish you wonderful every day, safe every step, happy every moment, satisfied every minute and happy every second.