What are some funny things to post on Moments on Valentine’s Day?

1. The Spring Festival has passed, and Valentine’s Day is coming soon! One abuse will give birth, two abuses will make you mature, three abuses will become a habit, and a habit will become natural [smile].

2. The first day of the New Year Working every day means Sunday plus Valentine's Day, which heralds the beginning of another year of heartache and dog abuse.

3. The person who will marry me in the future, please do something less sorry for me on Valentine's Day, thank you!

4. Please do not eat chocolate today if you are single.

5. I am still single. I told my mother: Don’t worry, there is always someone waiting for me, and I don’t want to give in. My Mom: Yes, the Lord of Hell is waiting for you~

6. Don’t ask me out on Valentine’s Day. I’m very busy. I have to sell flowers during the day, condoms at night, and squat in the early morning. Sell ??medicine in front of the hotel, sell pregnancy test kits a week later, post ads for painless abortion a month later, and then sell post-surgery health care products... From then on, he became the general manager, CEO, married a rich and handsome man, and reached the pinnacle of his life! I'm a little excited just thinking about it! [smile][smile][smile].

7. On Valentine’s Day, I will play Lianliankan all day long, and eliminate every pair.

8. My room is filled with Valentine’s Day gifts. I’m not rich and handsome, I’m just a lazy courier.

9. Valentine’s Day is coming soon. Single friends, hurry to the supermarket and quietly put a note into each box of chocolates: Let’s break up!

10. Valentine’s Day When I hire two children, when they meet a boy, they call them dad, and when they meet a girl, they call them mom.

11. You are my bread and butter. It’s hard to live without you. My photos are not romantic without you. I want to say it on Valentine’s Day: “You are my greatest love in this life, my life.” It’s because of you that you will be wonderful.”

12. Send you kisses gently, let the message be delivered, kiss on your eyes; let the breeze deliver, kiss on your cheek; Send it by the stream, kiss on your hand; send it by my heart, the hearts are connected, kiss on your heart, sweetness in your heart, kiss Valentine's Day, kiss my baby.

13. I think you are really not a qualified friend. You should change your career to be my wife!

14. The collision between heart and soul ignited the splitting of the spring branches. With crackling sparks, we join hands into the world of spring.

15. If feelings are a desert, you are the oasis I yearn for; if feelings are a forest, you are the big tree I rely on; if feelings are watching, you are the mountain peak I wait for. , Green Valentine's Day; Happy holidays, baby!

16. Roses are yours; chocolates are yours; diamond rings are yours; you are mine.

17. A "eggplant" freezes many beautiful memories, and a "click" records every moment of my love for you. A "yeah" is the memory that never fades. May happiness be the eternal theme song of your photo album on Valentine's Day.

18. A photo evokes nostalgia, a touch of memory, a sweet moment, a deep yearning, and the company of happiness; a deep expectation, a happy life. Photo Valentine's Day, may we True love lasts, happiness lasts forever!

19. You can get out of my sight, but you can’t get out of my thoughts; you can leave my side, but you can’t leave my heart; you can escape It escapes my affection, but cannot escape my memory. Silver Valentine's Day, I miss you in my heart.

20. Loving you is my specialty; pampering you is my advantage; loving you is my wish; cherishing you is my vow in this life! I will give you a rose on Valentine's Day. A bouquet of roses to express my love: I will love you forever and love you wholeheartedly!