Xiao Ming, get out of here.

1, an exam, test paper topic: write a famous book and famous sentences inside.

A classmate thought hard for a long time before he thought of the following answer: Journey to the West and Famous Words:? Monster! Eat my old grandson! ?

Xiaoming: Shuihu: Dalang, it's time to take medicine.

2. teacher:? Students, you have learned so many Chinese characters, which is the coolest?

Xiao Ming replied:? Teacher, excellent pants (cool).

Teacher:? Go away!

Xiaoming was called to the office by the teacher today. Teacher: Why are you always against me?

Xiao Ming: You can do it from the back!

Teacher: Get out! Don't come to school again! ! !

4. Learn Zhou Dunyi's "Ailian Theory". There is a saying that it is straight outside. Teacher's description: the middle is straight and straight. What kind of plant is this?

Xiaoming: Water spinach. . . . . .

5. teacher:? Xiao Ming, tell me why the three earths are ellipsoids. ?

Xiaoming:? My mom said yes, my dad said yes, and you said yes. ?

6. teacher:? You use it, so make a sentence. ?

Xiaoming:? Since you asked me to make a sentence, I will make one. ?

The teacher is stupefied. . .

7. Teacher: Xiao Ming, tell me why the dog sticks its head out of the window when sitting in the car.

Xiaoming: SB, if you were put in a car full of dogs, you would stick your head out of the window!

Teacher: Get out!

8. My wife has been back home for several days. Looking for a young lady really feels lonely and unbearable. Look at her. She looks familiar. After careful thinking and thinking, it finally seems that there is a flash of lightning in my mind: yes, it is her! It's her! That's her! Is she? My Chinese teacher in junior high school? . . .

After reading Xiaoming's composition, the teacher called him to the office and shouted, Xiaoming! ! Get out of here! ! ! I never want to see you again! ! !

9. The teacher made couplets, but ginger is still old and spicy.

Xiao Minghui: The breasts are still bigger than women.

The whole class laughed. . .

Teacher: Xiaoming, do you have any ideals when you grow up?

Xiaoming: I want to own a passenger plane! Everyone else wants to buy tickets, teacher, you don't have to!

Teacher: Hmm! Have ambition! Thank you too!

Xiao Ming: Then check the tickets when flying in the air. There are no tickets? Get out!

1 1. Teacher: Many students wrote seriously off topic in this exam!

Xiaoming: Teacher, I want to go to the toilet!

Teacher: Please remember to raise your hand when you speak!

Xiao Ming: Look, it's beside the point!

Teacher: Get out.

12, teacher:? Don't play mobile phone in my class. I really don't want to hear it. I can sleep. ?

Xiaoming:? Teacher, I want to play with my mobile phone before going to bed. ?

Teacher:? Get out! ?

13, the teacher brought 1 1 apple in class. We have 12 people. How do you divide this 1 1 apple?

Xiaogang said:? Cook and eat. ?

Xiaohong said:? Take a bite each. ?

Xiao Ming stood up and said that he wanted me to get out and make it clear. Don't play dirty with me. . . ?

Teacher:? Don't beat yourself! ?

14, the teacher asked Xiaoming: Is it expensive for cows or chickens?

Xiaoming: Chicken is very expensive.

Teacher: Why?

Xiaoming: Nine Niu Yi hairs and eight chicken feathers.

Teacher: Get out?

In Chinese class, the teacher asked everyone to explain the meaning of ugly words.

Xiao Ming raised his hand and replied, Ugliness is that I allow a lump of shit in front of me, but I don't tolerate you standing in front of me.

Teacher: Get out?

16, Teacher: Now count the situation of the only child. Are you all right?

Xiaoming: I'm not, teacher.

Teacher: Oh, what do you have?

Xiaoming: I have a younger brother.

Teacher: How old is he?

Xiao Ming: 7 cm.

Teacher: Guawazi, get out of here.

17. One day, the teacher asked the students: Do you want to know how the first man appeared in the world?

Xiao Ming said: No, but I want to know how the third person in the world came.

Teacher: Xiao Ming, come here. I promise I won't kill you.

18, the biology teacher said: wolves and dogs are called wolfdogs, tigers and lions.

Xiaoming: It's called Lao Shi.

The teacher immediately shouted at the lion, Get out!

19, the teacher said power, which means square. She also cited the example of Yang Mi, whose parents are surnamed Yang. She is Yang Mi's Fang, so her name is Yang Mi. If there are three people surnamed Yang in the family, she can also call them Yang. . .

Then Xiao Ming stood up and said, No, Yang Yangyang! ?

Teacher: Get out! ! !

20. Teacher: The next step is to do the problem. I've said everything. What else do you want me to say?

Xiao Ming took advantage of one sentence: then talk about what you shouldn't say.

Teacher: Get out of here at once! ! !

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